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<telepathically contacts Cobalt Kid through the rapport they share> Cobalt dear, I have taken the liberty of contacting Cassandra and informed her that you might be paying her a visit. She will offer you any help she can, free of charge. After all, you are helping one of the Royal Family 
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Tamper Lad, you are hereby given a ticket for sexual harrassment by Jailbait Lass for the continue harrassment of a [b]minor. Ironic that the thing you accuse me of the most, sexual debauchery, is the one thing you've been displaying all day while I've once more been working. (What does this guy do around here anyway?)
[/b] <message for Cobalt Kid> Hey JBL is this thing on...? *Ahem* Cobalt Kid, I refuse to recognize your jurisdiction. <rips up summons> If you check the transcript of the Constitutional Convention, you will see I've been recognized as a delegate of a foreign/alternate government. This places me above your laws. As to what I do around here. I'm here to help in my own way, but also to bide my time until that alternate government germinates and flowers. Now if the convention would only approve my compensation package... hmmm there is that school on Venus I can get that supply on. Hey JBL, thanks for all your help . How'd'yu turn this thing off? Thanks, you're so smart...
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Faraway Lad arrives at a strangely deserted security office.
"Well I guess there are all just out and about galavanting in some pub. Boy am I glad I am not a security officer, look at the mess in here"
After looking around for his friends Faraway starts to wonder if something is wrong
"I think I'd better check in with LMB HQ to see if there are any new diplomatic missions they need me for"
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: <arrives back home>
OK, I've spent the day on Earth-4, and can guarantee that there is no trans-dimensional theft going on. A quick zip through time (not to mention some fighting of time-beasts) and no time travel involvement.
Tamper Lad, you are hereby given a ticket for sexual harrassment by Jailbait Lass for the continue harrassment of a [b]minor. Ironic that the thing you accuse me of the most, sexual debauchery, is the one thing you've been displaying all day while I've once more been working. (What does this guy do around here anyway?) It appears that there are now two new enemies at large on Legion World: Cosmos King and SCarlet, both from an alternate reality future. SCarlet, I believe, is that dimensions daughter of the Red Bee. HOWEVER, they are not responsible for Vee's dissapearance, I can guarantee that. All the wise guys--I know very much where Abin is, you f*ckin' idiots--why don't you go and save him. I'm not LMB Leader, I'm Chief of Security. I don't order people on missions. It appears Disaster Boy and Vu are taking care of it, so someone help them. Vee's dissapearance is related to Quis' powers, as Quis has gaining of growth powers (Vee's power) is no coincidence. After a in depth interview with the Royal Inquisitor this morning, I can say that he is not responsible, which many may have guessed. Invisible Brainiac is helping me handle this mission, while Matlock is searching the untamed streets. We have two leads right now that we are not at liberty to say anything about. And for Lardy's sake, people--of course Vee isn't at the Villa! If someone would like to take some initiative and stop waiting for Crujectra and I to tell them what to do, I suggest searching for EDE. Look for traces of Emerald Energy that undoubtedly still reside in his body after extended use of the Emerald Nelly Cap of Ekron. The Red Bee is in prison as of this morning. I don't frequent $10 or $5 cheap hotels. You all me well enough to know that I don't have the patience to get a hotel--I'm an anywhere, anytime kinda guy . Message to Emerald Empress and Queen Connie: please contact me as soon as possible, I believe you can help me find Vee. Message to Reboot: As we move forward in our own plans, I would appreciate any help you can offer in protecting Legion World from supposed allies and friends that may or may not be crazy. Message to Space Ranger: If things get crazy, start using your heat vision. Security Officers, follow his lead. Message to Frio: I hope you find it in your heart to pitch in with this Crisis. Crujeckie, I think I'll pay a visit to Cassandra and offer her worship in exchange for her help. Cobalt Kid out. <flies back out>[/b] A little testy.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Message to Frio: I hope you find it in your heart to pitch in with this Crisis. I think I could, though I will be expecting a very nice thank you once the crisis has been averted.
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Ah Luna, Cobalt Kid just doesn't like a mirror held up to this operation.
The light of truth shines on the Office of Security and he gets all defensive.
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Well, I never said that this place was competent.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Originally posted by Luna:
A little testy. Well, of course. This is Cobie we're talking about... Oh, wait. Did you mean grumpy?
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Originally posted by Caliente: Originally posted by Luna:
[b]A little testy.
Oh, wait. Did you mean grumpy?[/b]You mean a little testi? But that would imply he only had one... JBL what can you tell us 'bout that
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Originally posted by Tamper Lad: Originally posted by Caliente: [b] Originally posted by Luna:
[b]A little testy. Well, of course. This is Cobie we're talking about... Oh, wait. Did you mean grumpy?[/b]
JBL what can you tell us 'bout that [/b]What are you doing here, people are at potential to get hurt and all you can think about is molesting a minor. (spits on Tamper Lad) I may not be the biggest Cobalt Kid fan, but at least he has priorties!
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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I'm hurt Luna, seriously what's in that spit of your's. No I'm not trying to molest the girl, I'm preparing to make the poor lass an offer to be part of something after this current business is over.
Now I must take these peanuts to Faraway Lad. Toodles.
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Originally posted by Luna:
A little testy. Can I rely on your support, Luna? I feel like I'm mired in a sea of in-fighting...I think we'd be great allies, like my old friend Viviane and I were. As for my competence, I have to say that I'm becoming quite offended by this constant barrage. Check the backlogs for the last two years--my record is there for the public.
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<this is a broadcast of the SUDL information system>
Emergency, Emergency! TL is out of time, TL is out of time. Readings indicate he left the timestream at... six...four...ty...five...PM.
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
As for my competence, I have to say that I'm becoming quite offended by this constant barrage. Check the backlogs for the last two years--my record is there for the public. Yes, you put chips in people's heads and signed them, then you turned Viv evil as soon as you slept with her, you embezzled tons of cash publically from LegionWorld... Yep, master of competence there 
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All heresay and rumors
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Besides, none of those equal competence. Just outright arrogance (if they were true and stuff)...
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Wow, I didn't even need Reboot's litany to know that I didn't want to submit to the LMB's version of the Keystone cops.
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: All heresay and rumors Says the guy who spent lots of time and SO influence trying to hush them up after the fact
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i can say that at least two of Reboot's accusations are entirely false
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Deny as you will Cobalt Kid, one day the light of knowledge will shine in the dark ignorant corners of the Office of Security.
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It figures.
I head out to the planet Atlanta for a few days to get some RnR and hobnob with celebrities, and the place falls apart.
Can somebody recap the current crises for me, minus the arguing and stuff?
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Let's see: The Convention continues. Abin is stuck on Qward. Disaster Boy and Vu are there too (DB for his own reasons). Cosmos King and SCarlet have travelled from an alternate reality to kill us (SCarlet as that realities Red Bee's daughter). Quis and the Royal Inquisitor are getting married. Vee is missing. Quis is stuck at 100 feet. Tamper Lad is trying to create chaos on Legion World. EDE just vanished. Queen Connie has assembled the Calamity-Pets. Luna has been battling with Space Ranger (apparently). Oh, lots more. Check the Convention thread for some important stuff. Welcome back, Miner. <passes booze> Now more than ever we need more drinkers.
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Let's see:
Tamper Lad is trying to create chaos on Legion World.
Now more than ever we need more drinkers. Chaos, Chaos???? I did more than your staff did all day... I'll be investigating hiring practices here as soon as I get back from the timestream with FL. And distribution of alcohol just happens to be an Office of Security monopoly I suppose.
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