Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Every 10 Years Forum Cobalt's Office of Security - Super, sexy 70's addition

Also, your future's pretty bleak there Cobie. Might wanna work on that one...

Cobie doesn't need to worry about his future. I'm keeping an eye on that for him

Security for LMB and LW, Feh. Cobalt Kid can't even deliver security to his own employees inside their headquarters.

Ex-employees, thank you very much.

Cobalt Kid, I'm here to pick up some sort of compensation.

And unless you'd rather a lawsuit on your hands that would most certainly result in you working for me, I suggest you pay up.

Now.

i tried to save you....

stupid hooch

Frio, I think you have a very strong case. Are you alright, wow, those are some nasty contusions on yor neck. I did warn you about this den of iniquity, didn't I Frio?

I'd pay the woman Kid. You have no case.

i bet she gets what's coming to her.

Be nice to the lady, you weren't almost murdered by a co-worker. Although reading your case log The Office of Security appears to be worse that the United States Postal Service when it comes to workplace violence.

thats one of the many reasons i do not work here, did you see i had my legs broken a few pages ago?, also the big brother attitude of the office of security and several other of their policies violate pretty much all of my civil liberties.

I am not a hooch! Where are these lies coming from LUNA?

And, apologies Disaster Boy. You must realize that I was suffering from a severe lack of airflow when I made such statements.

I agree. Payment would be most appreciated. And, yes, you did warn me Tamper Lad. But what can I say? I like to live dangerously.

Just not so dangerously that I'm strangled by priestesses over nothing but a misunderstanding.

And what's that? I didn't do anything! Well, I mean, I did something but nothing that should've offended anyone. It's not my fault the barbarian groped me!

Thank you Tamper Lad. Perhaps I was wrong about you...

sorry frio just grumpy from taking on my (apparently much more powerful) half sister after she knocked the office of security down on me.

Oh and Frio about your signature, I ask you if you see it now in light of recent events.

If you don't love yourself, who else will?

i love myself all the time....

Don't worry, I don't blame you. I blame her. She's hurt us both. I'm telling you, we should sue her for her actions!

Riiiight. Sounds like someone's still smarting from being dumped by Caliente.

Such a shame you bat for the other team. Otherwise, well, I could love you for a little bit too.

Well certainly no one in the OoS was able to help you last night woman.

I would have, but I was off-world at a celebration in my honour.

I admit that I was stinging for a day or so, but now I'm back to full bore eeeeevvvilllll.

Well, that's good, I suppose Tamper Lad. The "eeeeevvvilllll" needs love too.

Incidently, you haven't been drinking, have you? Just curious...

No, I haven't been drinking. In reflection on becoming a year older. I'm becoming a kinder, gentler evil genius to bring social justice to the workplaces of the MMB.

I'm starting with this cesspool known as the Office of Security.

Social justice? Isn't that the opposite of evil?

I'm just saying.

My means are often evil encompassing the genius, but my ends have always been noble. If only a little tainted by grandiose self-image.

For a relative newbie, you catch on quick .

reboot. tamper. i think there are enough of us that have issues with the office of security to start a watch dog organization.

What am I? Chopped liver?

Of course not, Frio. I wouldn't join them anyways.

My agenda is my own. Alliances only work when everyone contributes something that's lacking in the other parties.

im not sure your desire for vengance would help our cause...

but another hand or two would be welcome, wherever you choose to use them.

ive got serveral things you're lacking buddy.