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Yes you are correct, by my chronometer it was 29 minutes. Of course I clocked the closed door room at 99.9999% of the speed of light for an approximate time dilation of 18x meaning you in the room experienced a total elapsed time in your frame of reference of 100 seconds (including the time to rip the clothes).
<Tamper checks the time beacon inside the room confirming his readings.>
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I assure you, my friend, that if you check the little clock at the top of each post, you'll see an exact time line. And the Security Office has wards to fend off all attacks that are magical and technology related--by the LMBP Spectre no less, a force whose power far surpasses us all. In the meantime, I was about to consider your proposal for the New LMB Theme Song. Did I hear you needed an ally? Because you're not winning one this way... 
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Whew and a good 29 minutes it was. (We definitely need a smoking icon.  ) So. When's round two? I don't think we're done pounding out the details of my employment.
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Feh Time to go to SUDL to plan.
<singing>
I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night
Alive as you and me
Says I you're 10 years dead
I never died says he,
I never died says he.
Cobalt Ki-id shot you Joe
they shot you Joe" says I.
"Takes more than guns to kill a man"
Says Joe "I didn't die"
Says Joe "I didn't die"
And standing there as big as life
and smiling with his eyes.
Says Joe "What they can never kill
went on to organize,
went on to organize"
From Tamper's ego up to Shakes,
in tesseract and mill,
where thinking-men defend their rights,
it's there you find Joe Hill,
it's there you find Joe Hill!
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Originally posted by Frio: Whew and a good 29 minutes it was. (We definitely need a smoking icon. )
So. When's round two? I don't think we're done pounding out the details of my employment.Ready when you are <pulls Frio back in>
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*is pulled back in*
Whoo! That's my kinda man! Thank God we didn't get dressed again...
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Consarn it! I come in for once to catch up on paperwork and set up the new coffee maker finally and this is the kind of thing going on around here? Hmph. Now I got Hrun tearassing around again?
Cobie, I'm going to go, I don't know... Stake out Cramer's again or something.
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COBALT!... MATLOCK!... SPACE RANGER!...
One of you better show your face RIGHT NOW!
I WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU COULD LET THIS HAPPEN AND WHAT YOU ARE DOING ABOUT IT!
AND, I WANT TO KNOW NOW!
/ / ( . )Y( . ) \ \
What can I DO for you?
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Hello, Pagan Lass, may i get you a cup of Ambrosia or a potion dredged from the river Styx?
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Originally posted by Pagan Lass:
[b]COBALT!... MATLOCK!... SPACE RANGER!...
One of you better show your face RIGHT NOW!
I WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU COULD LET THIS HAPPEN AND WHAT YOU ARE DOING ABOUT IT!
AND, I WANT TO KNOW NOW![/b] Does this have anything to do with me, because as far as I know, I'm not getting any! (stares at Cobalt Kid and Hrun) Big jerks...hm nnn~mumble-mumble~ (take another glod plated digital escargo fork) Ah, the only thing I have left to cherish! Where's Cali, I need a girl to talk to and my sisters are away!
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Ahhh Luna, aren't you upset that Cobie seems to enjoy all the benefits of this place. Just because he chooses to hire slu... I mean owns the means of production. You guys should unionize, you and Ranger, IB, Matlock and the rest, even that trollop Frio. Here pass these around, <passes union cards> if 2/3 of you sign them, the union is certified. As my pledge I'll MAKE COBIE SHARE if you certify. Now I gotta go, I need to certify the bar and restaurant sector around here too. I'm improving working conditions here. <Goes off singing> Solidarity Forever Solidarity Forever Solidarity Forever Because the union makes us strong.
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We shall we shall overcome...
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feelin' hot hot hot
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Originally posted by Luna:
Where's Cali, I need a girl to talk to and my sisters are away! Someone rang... what's up Luna? Originally posted by Tamper Lad:
even that trollop Frio. Hey!! That's my friend you big jerk. 
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Hey the union Originally posted by Caliente:
Originally posted by Tamper Lad:
[b]even that trollop Frio. I meant trollop in the nicest sense of the word. It's not like the union wouldn't defend her rights too. If Frio disagrees with my assessment, I challenge her to call me on it. Now LAM said this hairbrush I found at the SUDL belongs to her. Compy confirmed it too, I've already taken the DNA for my breeding program. Toodles, I've got to get back to unionize the LMB service sector to improve social conditions. I wonder if Troy and Babbette would sign cards... <leaves singing> Solidarity Forever...
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Originally posted by Tamper Lad: Hey the union Originally posted by Caliente: [b] Originally posted by Tamper Lad:
[b]even that trollop Frio. Hey!! That's my friend you big jerk. [/b] *sniffs* Thanks Caliente. Can't believe you did anything with that jerk.  You want a challenge evil genius man, you got it! And gimme back my DNA! Or at least my hairbrush. Originally posted by disaster boy:
smells like sex in here *satisfied smile* I should hope so.
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***ROAR***
<This time it is the Tiger God Avitar who grabs Frio and places her behind a security barricade as he awaits the arrival of Hrun...>
***Roar***
When you're in Danger or in Trouble I will be there on the Double.
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Hrun falls through the tesseract opening and lands on top of Frio
Bring me Mead and Meat,
NOW Slave!!
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Hrun! Unhand that young lady!
/ / ( . )Y( . ) \ \
What can I DO for you?
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Originally posted by Stoopid Cat:
<This time it is the Tiger God Avitar who grabs Frio and places her behind a security barricade as he awaits the arrival of Hrun...> Manhandled again. I'm just lucky I guess... Originally posted by Hrun the Barbarian:
Hrun falls through the tesseract opening and lands on top of Frio ...or, maybe not. Ow. Originally posted by Pagan Lass:
Hrun! Unhand that young lady! Yeah! Wait... no, yeah! Unhand me!
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**Yowl**
Pagan, stay out of this... I have nothing to say to you...
**Yowl**
When you're in Danger or in Trouble I will be there on the Double.
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Hrun helps Frio to her feet and they stand together for a while until Frio realises just where Hruns hands are.
He smiles and kisses her then leaps back into battle, his shield held before him and his sword ready for the cat.
Bring me Mead and Meat,
NOW Slave!!
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**Yowl**
You said you wanted to Talk to Stoopid Cat, Hrumf so why is that sword pointed at me...
***Yowl***
When you're in Danger or in Trouble I will be there on the Double.
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"thy claws are as sharp as they tongue cat, I will need to be sure I can trust you first"
Bring me Mead and Meat,
NOW Slave!!
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"thy claws are as sharp as they tongue cat, I will need to be sure I can trust you first"
Bring me Mead and Meat,
NOW Slave!!
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