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Are you the new Office Administative Intern?


Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(The last one didn't work out very well...)

Cali, would you accept a Hostess Twinkie from one who is neither boy, boy-friend, but just would like us to be friends?

Definitely not.

Well, I never turn down a chance to eat something fattening and completely bad for me...

i.e. Tamper Lad.

Why aren't we catty?

The saying is: Well aren't we catty?

Don't twist my words Luna!!

And, you, Tamper, play nice with my friend.

Honestly... it's too much!!

<leaves in a fiery huff>

Okay, I'll bite...

Why?

Well I can leave, too!

And at least when I get a fiance, I'm loyal to him, how can I be sure you won't turn your back on me?

Oooooh boy.... when did Actor Lad delegate you to speak on his behalf. Boy the men around here like to hide behind the skirts.


<Runs for cover>


PS. And I'm looking at you Quank

Tamper, I'm sorry, but your grievance against Abin Quank is rendered moot--I've seen Cali's hair and think it looks absolulely beautiful. I'm afraid there is no evidence to suggest otherwise. You're a lucky man my friend, you need to tell her more about her beauty when you get the chance.

LAM and everyone, I can say right now that Luna is not on the side of evil. Her motivations are her own, but she is surely doing what she thinks is right--and stopping a percieved murderer should be commended.

And anyone bothering Space Ranger: are you not aware that he has saved Legion World countless times? That he is one of the few to be around for the four or five major attacks on LW and defended it to the bitter end? He is a hero and a great man. Sure, he's a bit gruff sometimes, but that's part of his charm...you can always expect him to say what's on his mind at least, and not beat around the bush. My guess is you'll all come to respect and admire him one day and consider him friend.

<goes back to stack of work on desk>

I object to the very un-PC term "catty" being tossed about in this thread.

<comes back in a fiery huff>

My fiance, who is just perfect for me, also hasn't even noticed that I've been gallavanting about with another man. I'm a firecracker -- I need some excitement.

But that you'd think I'd turn my back on you... I stood up to Pagan Lass and Space Ranger for you. How could you even question me?? How could you think I'd ever be disloyal to you??

Friends are not the same as romantic interests. You should know that.

<grabs Tamper Lad and leaves in another fiery huff>

(P.S. Thanks Cobie. <3)

Yeah, that's because they look good in skirts, unlike you, Dame Edna!

<as he's making his exit, tosses business card>

Luna, can you pass that along to your destructive sister. I think there could be some wonderful synergieeeeeesssssss......

Destructive, you make me out to be some force of evil, I'M FURY!!!

No not evil, I was just having trouble explaining myself to Luna and thought that a new strategy might be better.

Hello. I know I'm new on Legion World (what with this being my first day) but I believe I heard a vicious rumor about you having an opening here for some sort of job? I only ask of mild curiosity and a misplaced need to work wherever I go. Plus, Beth (Cali) told me that the head guy Cobie was really cool. What can I say, I'm a sucker for the cool ones.

Either way, thanks guys!!

Space Ranger I understand you're the process server 'round these parts.

I need you to serve Luna and Actor Lad with this Lawsuit for 100 tera-spacedollars, alleging that they conspired in Alienating Caliente's affections from me. I've been advised that this is a good course of action by Quislet's Law Firm... of Space. It seems Legion World's civil code seems to be based on some ancient juristiction known as Utah. Imagine that.

Toodles you can reach me at my Secure Undisclosed Location.

Welcome to the Security Office, Frio

There actually is an opening for new officers, and I'd be glad to see what you could do to help us. Things can get hectic around here, but I'm sure you'll get a 'handle' on things after some time in my office.

Why don't you tell me about yourself.

<pours Cosmopolitan>

Sweet! I love feeling important. And power positions, talk about appealing.

*takes seat*

Is that drink for me? Because I'd much rather a gin and tonic, if you're able.

Anyway, Cobalt Kid, I've heard several rumors about you and I just have to say... *leans closer* I really, really hope they're true.

I assure you...you'll have plenty of oppurtunity to find out

And a gin and tonic it is then...we'll let the gin just *kiss* the tonic--and I'll have one myself.

So, you're interested in protecting Legion World and the LMB?

Promises, promises. I did hear about your separation from Space Tart. Such a shame.

*takes drink and offers a toast*

Here's to new beginnings.

As for my interests, I must admit, they're of a more selfish nature. And they're my own. Perhaps, if you're good, I'll share them with you... someday.

Something else else to look forward to

Don't worry too much about Space Tart...I think a little of it had to do with the fact that I had a second wedding with High Priestess Viviane, and am a practicing Bigamist. Or that I've gotten two other women pregnant while we were married. Or...you know what? Let's just leave it at that.

To new beginnings! <clinks glass> Here's lookin' at you, kid.