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Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac:
<a giant Peant Butter Cup appears, and a sputtering IB pulls himself out of it>
It's no use, Cobie, we can't follow him. He's got the place booby-trapped! Why do I suddenly have the munchies...? 
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Hmmm, this is getting interesting. Almost enough to drag me away from my undercovers assignment.
Rank hath it's privileges
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Caliente, your concern is noted, and fully understood. I currently have in my possession some video footage of Tamper Lad from a camera I placed on him that he has since destroyed. As of this point, I have not had the chance to reveiw the footage.
As a show of my willingness to settle all matters peacefully, and because deep down there is *some* sort of semblance of a gentleman in me, I will hand these tapes over to you (original copies and all) without even viewing them myself.
My apologies, my intentions were not directed at capturing the footage that was captured, if what you say is true.
<hands over tapes>
Now, would you like a pretzel?
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Unseen, not unheard
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 Let this be an example to anyone who seeks to use force and vilence to achieve his or her desired ends. We really CAN all get along!
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Originally posted by Luna:
So I conclude that Tamper Lad and his associates should be arrested! Luna... how could you?? I... I feel so betrayed... Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Caliente, your concern is noted, and fully understood. I currently have in my possession some video footage of Tamper Lad from a camera I placed on him that he has since destroyed. As of this point, I have not had the chance to reveiw the footage.
As a show of my willingness to settle all matters peacefully, and because deep down there is *some* sort of semblance of a gentleman in me, I will hand these tapes over to you (original copies and all) without even viewing them myself.
My apologies, my intentions were not directed at capturing the footage that was captured, if what you say is true.
<hands over tapes>
Now, would you like a pretzel? <looks at Cobalt suspiciously> No... I think I really must be going. I want to leave before that Ranger fellow returns. Thank you for your cooperation... I guess not everything they say about the Security Office is true. <kisses IB on the cheek as she leaves> You're cute kid. Even when you smell like peanut butter.
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Originally posted by Emerald Empress:
Hmmm, this is getting interesting. Almost enough to drag me away from my undercovers assignment. Only almost, I hope... Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Get back here, woman...)
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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aw man....what did i miss this time. jeeez.
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Originally posted by Caliente: Originally posted by Luna:
[b]So I conclude that Tamper Lad and his associates should be arrested!
[/b]There is a higher purpose for everything, and right now an evil egomaniac is not needed, though you could easily denouce him, aren't you engaged to another man. One that is loved by society.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Luna... how could you? Surely I've achieved megalomanical status by now. After all I've appointed myself consul and tribune. Perhaps I should add to my titles to convince you. How about:
Physicus Maximus - Defender of Knowledge and Discoverer of Universal Truth
Now for the real reason I'm here. Cobalt Kid I need to find Abin Quank. He needs to pay for ruining Caliente's coiffure this morn.
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Let me know when you get an impressive title Tamper. Something else else like King...or Caesar...or Emperor. Then I'll be impressed.
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Empress those Imperial titles are intimidating to the plebes. The key to power is to gather democratic sounding titles until you have dictatorial powers.
Tell your boss that I need to find AQ. Oh by the way, you should send someone to scoop up Space Ranger from the convention hall pool. The whipping cream is melting into the water and is really such a mess.
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Originally posted by Tamper Lad:
Empress those Imperial titles are intimidating to the plebes. The key to power is to gather democratic sounding titles until you have dictatorial powers.
Tell your boss that I need to find AQ. Oh by the way, you should send someone to scoop up Space Ranger from the convention hall pool. The whipping cream is melting into the water and is really such a mess. Oh, I see. Consul, Tribune and Physicus Maximus are sooooooooooooo much more democratic sounding. At least they understand what an Empress is Tamper, your titles will just leave them scratching their heads.
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A pleasure to make your acquaintance Empress but I must be going.
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Originally posted by Tamper Lad:
Luna... how could you? Surely I've achieved megalomanical status by now. After all I've appointed myself consul and tribune. Perhaps I should add to my titles to convince you. How about:
[b]Physicus Maximus - Defender of Knowledge and Discoverer of Universal Truth
Now for the real reason I'm here. Cobalt Kid I need to find Abin Quank. He needs to pay for ruining Caliente's coiffure this morn.[/b] AH HAHAHAHAHA! What an amusing pipsqueak, court jester should be your title.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Originally posted by Luna:
There is a higher purpose for everything, and right now an evil egomaniac is not needed, though you could easily denouce him, aren't you engaged to another man. One that is loved by society. But he never pays me any attention!! And I've always had a thing for the bad boys... ...he got rid of Space Ranger!! Can't you give him a chance?? Pleeeeease?? For me?
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CUT TO:
<Space Ranger sitting in his office at the Security Offices, munching on a bowl of mixed Rum Rasin and Peppermint Stick ice cream>
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Spellbinder's Illusions work so nicely at times...)
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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He killed, he's a more derranged than I thought, he must be stopped!!!
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Luna darling, I'm just misunderstood. Someday when all is bright in the world again I'll give up my powers and titles; buy a nice cottage by the lake; and Cali and I will row out and watch the sun set over the green and pleasant land that we've made. 
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Originally posted by Tamper Lad: Luna darling, I'm just misunderstood. Someday when all is bright in the world again I'll give up my powers and titles; buy a nice cottage by the lake; and Cali and I will row out and watch the sun set over the green and pleasant land that we've made.
Oh, barf. Hey, that's a good idea. (blasts Tamper Lad with a temporary acid vomiting spell)
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Luna, i thought you were on the side of good
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Originally posted by legionadventureman:
Luna, i thought you were on the side of good I'm on my side, and right now that's not evil.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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That has to be good, then
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Originally posted by legionadventureman:
That has to be good, then Mortal comprehension is truly limited.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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<rinses mouth>
Well that was unpleasant. You're not a romantic are you Luna?
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*sigh* Couldn't just all get along... nooooo... friends and boyfriends. Pfftt.
<takes Peppermint stick from Space Ranger>
Mine you jerk. Try to take it back and I'm melting it all.
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