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Hey, Cobes, i know what you meant, and my mind is as dirty as the rest of them...
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Originally posted by Luna:
I have come to my conclusion, and I AM INSULTED!!!
How dare you try to bribe me, you're just scared that you can't control your pathetic worm of an employee!
I loath you, Cobaltus, the former proud and brave... Oh there you are, Luna. It's about time you came to work, don't interns have regular hours anymore? Anyway, the stack in your in-basket needs to be filed, and the stack next to your in-basket needs to be carried over to Medicus One. I just spoke with Dr. One and he has agreed to perform a detailed forensic analysis of the body parts in the box on your chair. Chop, Chop, pick your chin up off the floor and get moving, you're wasting daylight. Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (She seems bright enough but she doesn't seem to grasp her job very well...)
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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Let's see: today I woke up and the first thing I did was comb the LW sewers looking for Stoopid Cat.
And the day has gotten progressively worse.
Tomorrow: start boozing and whoring again.
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**Purr**
Cobalt, I need your help. I didn't mean to do what I did and now she hates me. She'll destroy me if she can.
You're the only one who can protect me...
**Purr**
When you're in Danger or in Trouble I will be there on the Double.
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Well, SC, you can rely on me to protect you. I see no reason for her to destroy you. A little misunderstanding, a fight between long-time partners, but I don't want your life to be at stake.
We have a few different ways to hide you, and Space Ranger and I are powerful enough to at least keep her at bay while we do so.
But first: what did you do? And if you haven't given her secrets away yet, I urge you (and I mean urge you) to not do it.
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**Meow**
I... I... almost killed her.
But I didn't know it would hurt her. It was just an accident.
But now she doesn't trust me anymore...
She's afraid I'll do it again...
**Meow**
When you're in Danger or in Trouble I will be there on the Double.
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Originally posted by Space Ranger: Originally posted by Luna:
[b] I have come to my conclusion, and I AM INSULTED!!!
How dare you try to bribe me, you're just scared that you can't control your pathetic worm of an employee!
I loath you, Cobaltus, the former proud and brave...
It's about time you came to work, don't interns have regular hours anymore?
Anyway, the stack in your in-basket needs to be filed, and the stack next to your in-basket needs to be carried over to Medicus One. I just spoke with Dr. One and he has agreed to perform a detailed forensic analysis of the body parts in the box on your chair.
Chop, Chop, pick your chin up off the floor and get moving, you're wasting daylight.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(She seems bright enough but she doesn't seem to grasp her job very well...)[/b]I see, you want to screw me. You want bake my potato, you want to lather your hot dog in my ketchup. You want to drain your twinkie of it's cream filling! And you know I wouldn't dare let that happen, so you feel the need to be an ignorant ASS instead! I think you need therapy.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Originally posted by Luna: Originally posted by Space Ranger: [b] Originally posted by Luna:
[b] I have come to my conclusion, and I AM INSULTED!!!
How dare you try to bribe me, you're just scared that you can't control your pathetic worm of an employee!
I loath you, Cobaltus, the former proud and brave... Oh there you are, Luna. It's about time you came to work, don't interns have regular hours anymore? Anyway, the stack in your in-basket needs to be filed, and the stack next to your in-basket needs to be carried over to Medicus One. I just spoke with Dr. One and he has agreed to perform a detailed forensic analysis of the body parts in the box on your chair. Chop, Chop, pick your chin up off the floor and get moving, you're wasting daylight. Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (She seems bright enough but she doesn't seem to grasp her job very well...)[/b]
And you know I wouldn't dare let that happen, so you feel the need to be an ignorant ASS instead!
I think you need therapy. [/b]No, I need an Office Administrative Intern who does the job she was hired to do. What is so hard to understand about that? Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Sheesh, Thick is an Understatement!)
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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Originally posted by Space Ranger: Originally posted by Luna: [b] Originally posted by Space Ranger: [b] </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Luna: <strong> I have come to my conclusion, and I AM INSULTED!!! How dare you try to bribe me, you're just scared that you can't control your pathetic worm of an employee! I loath you, Cobaltus, the former proud and brave... Oh there you are, Luna. It's about time you came to work, don't interns have regular hours anymore? Anyway, the stack in your in-basket needs to be filed, and the stack next to your in-basket needs to be carried over to Medicus One. I just spoke with Dr. One and he has agreed to perform a detailed forensic analysis of the body parts in the box on your chair. Chop, Chop, pick your chin up off the floor and get moving, you're wasting daylight. Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (She seems bright enough but she doesn't seem to grasp her job very well...)[/b]
And you know I wouldn't dare let that happen, so you feel the need to be an ignorant ASS instead!
I think you need therapy. [/b]No, I need an Office Administrative Intern who does the job she was hired to do. What is so hard to understand about that? Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Sheesh, Thick is an Understatement!)</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">When did I get hired, who hired me? Cobaltus didn't , you didn't, I never applied, so what delusion makes you think I work in this pit!
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Originally posted by Luna: Originally posted by Space Ranger: [b] Originally posted by Luna: [b] </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Space Ranger: <strong> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Luna: <strong> I have come to my conclusion, and I AM INSULTED!!! How dare you try to bribe me, you're just scared that you can't control your pathetic worm of an employee! I loath you, Cobaltus, the former proud and brave... Oh there you are, Luna. It's about time you came to work, don't interns have regular hours anymore? Anyway, the stack in your in-basket needs to be filed, and the stack next to your in-basket needs to be carried over to Medicus One. I just spoke with Dr. One and he has agreed to perform a detailed forensic analysis of the body parts in the box on your chair. Chop, Chop, pick your chin up off the floor and get moving, you're wasting daylight. Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (She seems bright enough but she doesn't seem to grasp her job very well...)[/b]
And you know I wouldn't dare let that happen, so you feel the need to be an ignorant ASS instead!
I think you need therapy. [/b]No, I need an Office Administrative Intern who does the job she was hired to do. What is so hard to understand about that? Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Sheesh, Thick is an Understatement!)</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">When did I get hired, who hired me? Cobaltus didn't , you didn't, I never applied, so what delusion makes you think I work in this pit! </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Ah, But Cobalt did hire you... And assign you to that desk right over there. See it? The one that says LUNA on the name plate? And no I don't think you do any work here... That's The Problem! Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (What's this Cobaltus Crap?)
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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Originally posted by Space Ranger: Originally posted by Luna: [b] Originally posted by Space Ranger: [b] </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Luna: <strong> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Space Ranger: <strong> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Luna: <strong> I have come to my conclusion, and I AM INSULTED!!! How dare you try to bribe me, you're just scared that you can't control your pathetic worm of an employee! I loath you, Cobaltus, the former proud and brave... Oh there you are, Luna. It's about time you came to work, don't interns have regular hours anymore? Anyway, the stack in your in-basket needs to be filed, and the stack next to your in-basket needs to be carried over to Medicus One. I just spoke with Dr. One and he has agreed to perform a detailed forensic analysis of the body parts in the box on your chair. Chop, Chop, pick your chin up off the floor and get moving, you're wasting daylight. Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (She seems bright enough but she doesn't seem to grasp her job very well...)[/b]
And you know I wouldn't dare let that happen, so you feel the need to be an ignorant ASS instead!
I think you need therapy. [/b]No, I need an Office Administrative Intern who does the job she was hired to do. What is so hard to understand about that? Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Sheesh, Thick is an Understatement!)</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">When did I get hired, who hired me? Cobaltus didn't , you didn't, I never applied, so what delusion makes you think I work in this pit! </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Ah, But Cobalt did hire you... And assign you to that desk right over there. See it? The one that says LUNA on the name plate? And no I don't think you do any work here... That's The Problem! Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (What's this Cobaltus Crap?)</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Ah, but he didn't! In fact my people are banned from working here by our own laws! So by law I can not work here! Oh, look it doesn't say Luna, it says Lass, as in JAILBAIT LASS, you blind moron!!!
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Really, she could have just said "I Quit"
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(But then again, where's the fun in that?)
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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Originally posted by Stoopid Cat:
**Purr**
Cobalt, I need your help. I didn't mean to do what I did and now she hates me. She'll destroy me if she can.
You're the only one who can protect me...
**Purr** I'll do my best to see to your needs, too SC...would a nice bowl of cream convince you that i am your friend?
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(comes back in, steals the office's best pencil sharpner)
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Originally posted by Luna:
(comes back in, steals the office's best pencil sharpner) Nobody in the Security Office uses pencils, so nobody cares... Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Omni-coms! you talk, they write.)
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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feelin' hot hot hot
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Excuse me, is Cobalt Kid in? I need to speak to him about some videos he might've procured...
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Hello Miss Caliente? is it?
I am the Space Ranger, Deputy Chief of Security here on Legion World. Perhaps I may be of assistance?
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Videos? Interesting...)
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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No. This is personal. Between Cobie, er, excuse me, Cobalt Kid and myself. Please inform him that I wish to speak with him on the subject at his earliest convenience.
Oh, and for my friend Luna...
<lights Space Ranger's pants on fire>
...I think you're the one that needs to be fired around here. Hmph!
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Now that's not the way to light a Daxamite's fire. <A quick puff of super-breath douses the fire and freezes Caliente on the spot> Right, That's assaulting an officer, Book her Jailbait. Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Luna beats Tamper by three seconds)
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
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<emerges from evil genius door, grabs frozen Caliente, goes through genius door to undisclosed location closing portal behind him>
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A Daxamite, eh? I thought you were an enemy operative from the planet Xenon...
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Damm, I wonder how long it will take them to realize that all tesseracts bordering the Security Office lead directly to the cells?
Jailbait, Lock down the cellblock will you? I'm going to lunch...
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(The charges won't stick anyway. It's not like she could hurt me.)
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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She could hurt you, she just has a heart, unlike you.
And who said Tamper Lad used a tesseract?
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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