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Ah, good to see Emerald Empress and Space Ranger are back in the Security Office again, doing what they do best. Working together, that is...  Jailbait Lass, leave this memo for both of them--no current crisis right now, but there are protocols for the 8 hypothetical most likely future crisis that I've worked out. The LMB Constitutional Convention shall be the most important order of busienss.
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Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac: Maybe we could settle the matter with a swimsuit competition.
I'm sure we could easily find a panel of judges   Selene and I would never allow mere mortals to judge us on the basis of our looks alone... we are far above such things. (Right Selene?)
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MRrrrrroooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! *****
****HELP!!! Emergency!! Red Alert!!! I've been robbed!!! Send out the troops! Call in the reserves!!!!!! Let no stone be unturned!!!!
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Mweeeee!!!!!!!!!!!! *****
****Well? Where is everyone? How come you haven't found it yet? What could possibly be more important than finding my bowl of Cream?
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Queen Connie! Have you seen my ball of yarn?
*meow*
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*Hisssss!* I bet that sneaky monkey stole my ball of yarn!
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Mrooowwww! ****
Hi Jinx! No I haven't seen your ball of yarn but I'll bet whoever ws evil enough to steal my bowl of cream stole your yarn as well!
And what is with these humans? Don't they see a Crisis is underway here?
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Originally posted by Caliente: Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac: [b] Maybe we could settle the matter with a swimsuit competition. I'm sure we could easily find a panel of judges
Selene and I would never allow mere mortals to judge us on the basis of our looks alone... we are far above such things.
(Right Selene?)[/b]There shall be no such contest with my sisters involved.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Originally posted by Space Ranger: Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
[b] Jailbait Lass, get me some coffee--[b]STRONG
We have to start preparing for the possible wedding of Outdoor Miner and Selene. Might as well call Space Ranger in... [/b]
Oh, and would you also have that intern, what is her name Luny, Vicky-Anne, something like that, make me copies of all reports pertaining to the current crisis.
Thank You
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Who decided my office was the auxilliary stowage closet?)[/b]Personal attacks on the Third Race are not wise, my Lord may decide to descend to this plane and obliterate you, I'd do so myself, but there are laws I obey. Cobaltus, please notify this foolish worker of yours that I am not Viviane, the High Priestess of Avalon, let him know that if this harassment continues, I will have to take legal action against this office.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Hours have passed and still she sits, positioned on the center of Cobie's desk, facing the door, regal and apparently unperturbed, save for that tail. The truth can always be accertained by watching the tail. This tail is slashing back and forthm as if a whip were being cracked over and over again. It's apparent to anyone that knows felines...Queen Connie is not a happy camper! Cobie had better beware! Patiently she awaits his return. He'd better have some answers! Or my bowl of cream! 
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Originally posted by Caliente:
But I am still easily intimidated by one who would dare to lust after Miner...
Geez, it's not like the earth opens up and swallows you whole or anything. Not every time, anyway.
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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: Originally posted by Caliente:
[b] But I am still easily intimidated by one who would dare to lust after Miner...
Not every time, anyway.[/b]Doesn't it?
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Is Miner a ladies man or a man's man...just checking..
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**Purr**
Miner's a big bug.
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When you're in Danger or in Trouble I will be there on the Double.
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Originally posted by legionadventureman:
Is Miner a ladies man or a man's man...just checking.. He's aaaaaalllll insect, man!
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: Originally posted by Caliente:
[b] But I am still easily intimidated by one who would dare to lust after Miner...
Not every time, anyway. [/b]...  ... 
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<walks in with Connie's bowl of cream>
Ah, had to pull an all night shift to find it, but I'm always glad to do my duty for Legion World's most upstanding citizens. Here you go, Connie! And I have Jinx's missing items too...
And Luna, there are no grounds to sue this office over personnal comments between you and Space Ranger. I am, however, willing to make amends by offering you this small gift--
<hands bonquet of roses, box of chocolates>
--in hopes that this will bring you a smile.
(Hm, and now I have to revisit my plans for the 'Earth opening up Miner's future bride Prophecy'...)
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Dont worry, Cobie, i have Stoopid Cat's cream and some tuna fish....you looked busy, so i thought i'd give you a hand...
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0000 Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
<walks in with Connie's bowl of cream>
Ah, had to pull an all night shift to find it, but I'm always glad to do my duty for Legion World's most upstanding citizens. Here you go, Connie! And I have Jinx's missing items too...
And Luna, there are no grounds to sue this office over personnal comments between you and Space Ranger. I am, however, willing to make amends by offering you this small gift--
<hands bonquet of roses, box of chocolates>
--in hopes that this will bring you a smile.
(Hm, and now I have to revisit my plans for the 'Earth opening up Miner's future bride Prophecy'...) You must have never heard or verbal assualt and slander! Why must you people be so mean to me all because I know someone who was once your friend and then tried to kill you, and then your friend again. WHY!!?
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Mean? All I did was hand you flowers and chocolates! I didn't even try to cop a feel for once, to show I'm turning over a new leaf...
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After all, Cobie is an animal lover...
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Normally, I'd insert a direct reference to loving felines that would serve as double entendre, but I think I'll stick with this whole 'turning over a new leaf' thing.
(10 minutes into it and I'm having trouble...)
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I have come to my conclusion, and I AM INSULTED!!!
How dare you try to bribe me, you're just scared that you can't control your pathetic worm of an employee!
I loath you, Cobaltus, the former proud and brave...
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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