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by Invisible Brainiac - 05/25/25 02:39 AM
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Interestingly enough, I spent quite a lot of time up to Crujeckie’s chest in the last crisis too 
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No wonder things dragged on so long
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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<font size="8"> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! </font s>
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Pooh. Somebody always spoils the moment.
And I was just starting to relax and enjoy myself, too.
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Did I mention that my personal suite is soundproof? Not that anything improper is going on in there, but a celebrity has to take certain precautions 
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Did I mention I'm moving to Jersey?
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Another area that needs a good cleaning...
A Janitor's work is never done..
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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I still have the pretzel maker you gave me long ago, Abin--my own favorite part of the Security Office.
Aside from Jailbait Lass's desk, but no need to go there right now...
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Why are all these statue fragments stuffed into the closet behind Jailbait Lass's Desk?
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Preparations for the 5th Great Statue of Cobalt Kid?
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Preparations for the 5th Great Statue of Cobalt Kid? Ummm.... Cobie I hate to break this to you, Buddy... But, Ummm... None of your statues were great... Well actually the first one was pretty cool, after it got turned into a BIDET!
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Statue fragments aren't the worst of it. You should see the *choke* drawn-on comic books I found in the closet! But who would do such a thing? And with CRAYONS, even!
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Was there a Demon Rugrat convention happening?
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In the Office of Security anything can happen - and usually does. Just step quietly over the drunken cheerleaders, or you'll wake the sheep.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
In the Office of Security anything can happen - and usually does. Just step quietly over the drunken cheerleaders, or you'll wake the sheep. 
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Someone's gotta do paperwork, and its amazing what sheep can do when you keep them happy.
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Note to self: adjust the bio-filter on my front door to more thoroughly screen Cobie Cakes when he comes to visit... just in case
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I hardly ever visit the office of security. That comes from having outgrown my youthful feelings of insecurity.
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Originally posted by Redjack: I apply for membership, but I was already kicked out of the Sherrifs' Office, Southlake Minimall Security, and The Boy Scouts....thrice. Don't suppose I have the best refernces Jeepers! What ever happened to new Auxillery Officer Redjack? His paychecks are piling up on my desk!
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Maybe he finally got that Boy Scouts gig he was after.
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It's been relatively quiet on LW lately...
...Are there any LMB weddings on the horizon? Usually they lead to something horrible happening...
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Actually, I think your weddings are the only ones that lead to something horrible
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Never mind the weddings its the christenings that start to worry me.
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Originally posted by Spellbinder: Actually, I think your weddings are the only ones that lead to something horrible I'm so glad it was my other persona, I mean Viv, that almost married Cobalt Kid, he looks like he would want a lot of the sex.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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feelin' hot hot hot
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
...Are there any LMB weddings on the horizon? Well, I did propose to Actor Lad not to long ago... and he accepted. We're still in the planning stages though. Does that count?
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