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by Invisible Brainiac - 05/25/25 02:39 AM
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Let's hope the new Security Office lasts for more than three months this time. I hope you don't mind, Cobie, but I'd like to add something to help protect it.
(erects a hard-light shield around the Office)
This is practically impenetrable, though a powerful enough blast can still shatter it. It won't step teleportation either. I've rigged it so I'll only have to renew it every two weeks.
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Excellent IB, and greatly appreciated! This 'Light-Sphere' will fit in perfectly with the new ongoing series of initiatves the Princess and I have started.
It also emphasizes how powerful you've grown with your light powers and how well you control them now. Very good indeed!
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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(jumps into the pool for a relxaing swim)
Eep! Sharky's sniffing at me again!
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Nothing brightens the day like a Shark Lad sighting!
<throws prisoner into pool>
Gotta make sure he's getting his dinner too!
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You coldn't have waited until I'd gotten out of the pool first? 
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B-but, you were invisible! 
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Tell that to Sharky! 
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I don't have a pool anymore, IBSweetie, but you're welcome to drop by my penthouse for a soak in the hot tub. I promise to watch your butt... errr, back... while you're in there 
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Watch his back or wash it?
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Either/or... I'm here to help 
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac: Tell that to Sharky! mmmmm ... magically delicious ...
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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I am SO there, your majesty.
Although you'll have to pardon me, but Sharky partially tore my swimsuit, and there are quite a few holes in it now...
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I'll help you figure out how to cover them, IBSweetie 
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Cobalt Kid, you're actions make me sick!
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Morning sickness? That doesn't bode well for Legion World... 
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Cobie dear, you of all people shouldn't even joke about something like that 
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Morning sickness? That doesn't bode well for Legion World... Ha, like I would ever let you get me pregnant, no as I said, you make me sick, but I can't remember why? Oh, yes, never mind, you haven't done it yet.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Oh, great. Foreshadowing.
No good can come from this.
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When I started foreshadowing a few months ago, it led to a sixteen week crossover. *Gulp*, I hope that is not about to strike...
(bum-bum-bum...)
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That's it.
I'm moving to Jersey.
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Just be sure you don't turn into Jersey.
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Originally posted by Arachne: Just be sure you don't turn into Jersey. Outdoor miner. Pure, soft, warm, and buttons up the front! A jersey you'll want to wear every day 
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Any chance this could become just another one of those great unresolved plot threads? If this turns into another great crisis, I may not be able to enjoy my swim with the Princess 
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IBSweetie, I was up to my chest in the last crisis, so by all means, feel free to spend this one with me in my hot tub 
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