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Dedman appears suddenly on Greg Evigan Island, for for some reason dressed in a 70's disco outfit and covered in honey.
The Bees catch the scent and their natural instincts override RedBee's commands. They hover a moment, then dive towards Dedman

"oh no, not again....."

Dedman falls covered in Bees.

*the last of the bees leave*

A spot lays in Cobalt's office, where ooze touched it. It is too potent--it will never be cleaned. And it will be a reminder.

Well, the place is in shambles, but Crujeckie has it worst than any. It might be time to begin the protocols that the two of us decided on some time ago.

In the meantime, there are only two people I can think of that can help me rebuild this—the Emerald Empress and the LMBP Spectre. I’ll have to find one…

I guess Security Officers can begin filling back in, but I’ll hold off on the support staff. Poor Jailbait Lass…she hasn’t returned at all since the Bee buried her alive. I don’t know if she’ll ever get over it…

Hrun and Matlock have their own issues to work out, and so does Viv. But I feel better about it now…it’ll work out.

One last thing to do—time to introduce the Inquisitor to his new home.

<grabs Royal Inquisitor from cell>

I can fly back up, unless someone wants to give me a ride…

IB at your service! I'll give you a ride.

... er, not THAT kind of a ride.

Thanks IB

Looks like it might just be me and you around for a bit, as the other Security Officers get a handle on things!

(teleports the fainted Igraine and Morgaine)

They were able to place the majority of this world in a stasis field, they saved a lot of people from pain and agony while we were fighting the Red Bee, they deserve a rest.

And now, I plan on issuing a few new Security Steps, to begin some changes within this Office.

Security Initiative #1

Well, IB, and fellow LMBers and Security Officers, I think this is as good a time as any to let you in on the newest Security Initiative for Legion World.

Some months ago, we came across “Chip in Head” technology that caused quite a controversy on Legion World. My desire to keep Legion World secure, as well as not being able to let go of the irony, got the best of me.

What I’ve installed is an all-access Security Chip directly into my own head, which gives me access to all of Legion World’s technology and communications services. Now, before Reboot or anyone else gets worried, this is not a ‘big-brother’ type of thing, which means I DO NOT HAVE ACCESS TO VIEWING PEOPLE without a warrant, but I do have access to Stoopid Cat’s Terresact system and the various lines of communication to anywhere on Legion World whenever I need it. I can also see who is using the Terresact system at any given time.

Further, I will have complete access to the LMB database, which has extensive files on persons, locations, events and histories throughout the galaxy.

This measure will allow me to have a stronger means to accomplish any form of defense necessary to keep Legion World secure. Keeping in mind that many of you studied history and are aware of the great ‘subtle totalitarianism of the early 21st Century’, I am purposely limiting myself to things that in no way violate anyone’s rights. However, this ‘Chip in Head’ technology will grant me total access to all lines of information, communication and transportation much easier.

Security Initiative #2

Security Biochips- Going along with the new Chip technology, these chips are a bit different from my own chip as they are placed behind the ears of high ranking Security Officers, and are worn, not installed directly (meaning that they can be taken off easily).

These biochips would act as communications devices, and can also be used for tracking purposes should a security staffer be missing. Upon reaching the high ranking of Full Clearance Security Officer, these chips will be standard issue.

Through the ingenious work of our various scientists, the Chip in Head technology apparently will prove useful, after all.

<hands these to Matlock, Invisible Brainiac, Hrun, Space Ranger, Viviane, Dedman, Dev-Em, Emerald Empress and Arachne. Waiting to be claimed are the ones reserves for Shark Lad, Future, Furball, Blockade Boy and other Security Officers.>

And it will allow him to access the Pay-Per-View porn channels for free

The LMBP Spectre should be stopping by sometime to fix up Security Initiatve #3...

In the meantime, I can enjoy the fact that a very large portion of ongoing investigations have been cleared up by the Red Bee mess...why, we're not swamped with open investigations for the first time in ages!

Well, I have not been reinstated, so...

(drops the chip given to her)

...I'll have no need of this.

Viv, due to current events, I have reason to believe your reinstatement will occur shortly. I just need Matlock to make it official at this point, as Space Ranger's vote will have to be passed over in absentia.

We still need our chief magical detective after all

Following along with the Security Office's new initiatives, the Hippie Army of Eryk Davis Ester is in the process of developing Ch'p-in-the-head technology to protect the citizenry of Greg Evigan Island. Details will follow soon...

And at a point where I was almost well-disposed to you.

*treble-encypts all his data*

i'm not sure i can condone this chip in head monitoring devices. it might violate my civil liberties if i were an actual citizen of this timeline and not from the future.

Excellent! This tech will be put to good use afterall!

I've already had my own installed as the main component for my own tech initiative, and it works very well.

One thing has occurred to me recently, which I forgot about: EDE, is there a connection b/t you and Mayavale these days? The good Doctor *did* help me on my peyote induced spiritual quest for my powers, which further shows that his motives are continually ambiguous, and certainly not classifiable as evil or good. Has he been involved with the recent goings-on with your army?

Consider it done

Pretzel-maker, coffee pot and all!

*uses the most powerful force of all, the power of the Spectre*

Consider it all restored.

That's sweet, but no thanks!

Oh, Cobalt, if only you knew what "monogamous" meant, you I could be great.

Look I'm acting nice to you and not even trying to kill you, life can be funny that way.

Ta-ta

Security Initiatve #3

In an attempt to create a LASTING truce between Reboot and myself, I invite him to help me oversee the new initiatives involving 'Chip in Head' technology, to ensure that civil rights are not violated.

This, above all else, is something I hope that can bring the two of us, despite whatever differences we may have, to on a more common ground.

What do you say Reboot? You cannot argue we are effective as a team in light of recent events.

Well Viv, I want you to know that the offer is there, once Matlock gives clearance, as I know he will. We worked well together before, and I think we could again.

As for monogamy and me and you...well, life's funny sometimes, so we'll have to see

Security Initiatve #4

The Reconstruction of the Office of Security- which now appears to be done! Excellent work Spectre, your help is always appreciated. Why don't you stop by more?

And Abin Quank's special Pretzel-maker and Matlock's coffee pot are back in place too! Even the leak from Shark Lad's top floor aquarium office is fixed!

I see everything!

I know where your life shall go, as I do mine.