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Listen Colbalt or any other security officers my man has been hurt, so you better get off your backsides stop drinking coffee and find out who did it. Or my lollypops are going to discover parts of your anatomy you didn't know you had

Ouch! That sounds painful! Hope you all are listening, I wouldn't want a mad Gigglebot Girl after me.

At least you took the good stuff first.

<via Jailbait Lass’s intercom>

Don’t worry Gigi, we’re on it! I’m currently investigating and have found some interesting things…

While the docs at Medicus One do what they can, we’ll find the culprits. Obviously, Viviane and the Royal Inquisitor are largely to blame, but I think I may have uncovered a larger culprit partially responsible for this mess…

The Bizarro Cobalt clone?

Bob, thanks for all your help. I need you at Medicus bubba. I'd love to take you with us back to the 20th century to see Superboy but I don't know how I'd explain a gay green giant to the rubes. Chief Parker might not understand. (heh) Guard Farway with your life.

Don't pair me up with that miscreant boob, he's a fool, I'm evil and I can see that, why haven't you defeated him yet?

It's hard for the boys to fit crimefighting into their keg party schedule. Gotta have your priorities, Viviane dear

The Inquisitor will be going down shortly.

It's you that should be concerning you, Viv. You're next

Did we forget to cancel Viv's security code? Geez. We're not used to members turning evil. Now I guess we have to change the locks and all... what a pain. Thanks, Viv.

grumble, mutter.

What about cancelling her subscription to Cosmopolitian?

Sorry, I can't do that...she's to attractive.

Hrun takes an axe to all her subscriptions, cancelling them permanently.


“Tis foolish to allow a druid into your councils Cobalt they are fey and dangerous”


Hrun also destroys Viv’s pass key, parking pass and security office free coffee card. (but pockets he last four weeks salary lying on the table to be collected)


“Mark this warriors of good, thou shalt regret allowing such as her into your counsels”

Hey Hrun, I was going to take her coffee card and also her stapler. Try not to smash the office equipment, please. That stuff costs money and any replacements come out of the beer budget.

Well, maybe it doesn't but we don't dare find out do we?

Oh, and Viv was on direct deposit. Those are just the stubs.

Well, since Viv is a millionaire, I sneakily had her money wire transferred to another account and she never even bothered to notice. With this excess deposit of Viv's bi-weekly checks, I started a trust fund dedicated to paying off all lunch, dinner and bar tabs that Security Officers build up while on 'security business'

Viv didn't even realize it, but she's been paying our bar tabs all along! With no official LMB leader right now, there's no way this can be regulated until the next election! Not unless the Chief of Security authorizes said arrest--which I don't think will be happening...

The millions, I just embezzeled that money from Future, Loser, Abin, and Cobalt, my BILLIONS, isn't in credit or cash, dear.

Guys, I don't have a desk, I cleared out, then got re-hired and never settled in. That was all Jailbait Lass' junk.

And please, I never need a security code...

Oh, Hrun, the only reason you don't trust me, is because a few milleniums back, I organized the force that wiped out your people, let it go man.

Now is she kicked out or is her desk now in the basement?

Not pulled yourself together yet, hmm? I know you snapped a few months back, and Cobalt messing you up more recently didn't help, but you're going to have to face your real age sometime...

Hey, insult a lady's age somewhere else Reboot. We don't need this place reduced to smouldering rubble too.

By embezzeling, you mean hitting people and stealing their wallets?

Opposite way round - she's younger than she thinks she is. And I wouldn't mind this place falling down, plus she can't hurt me

There's enough smoldering rubble around Legion World these days, if you ask me!

So, when are you going to finally come to terms with the fact that you and I will probably end up being buddies by the LMB five year gap, 'boot?

Alternate future - it worked on the basis that I never changed my name or lost my splitting powers, and didn't get Glitch or my recently induced energy absorption/manipulation powers

Reboot, I don't know how to tell you this, but, shut up.

Ignoramus, I hate it when people have to make up lies because they are jealous of me, I also hate it when they have to act like they have a lot of power when they are, in reality, so very weak. Poor Reboot.

i do so miss being evil.

Why, you were bad at it?

i'm on to you.