Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Every 10 Years Forum Of Course This Means War!

Ranger, I understand completely.

I would never ask you to go against your brother or future third wife. Sit this one out if you have to.

I am concerned about your status as the premier alt ID on Legion World though. I know your loved and admired among the alt ID community...I hope you do everything in your power to advocate peace and understanding among all citizens of Legion World.

Thank you for not choosing any sides in this revolt.

Jeepers! This isn't dodgeball! You can't just fight a war by picking allies! I think the girl has gone completely insane!

But if I *were* to pick, I'd go for Lash Lad and LARDLAD.

Jeepers H. Tutu!

If LardLad is drawn into this madness, madness it shall surely be!

The last time a LMB war happened with Lardy involved, it ended with everyone covered in jell-o, deflowered and puking up ring-worms!

To paraphrase Barney Fife, it's time to nip this in the bud.

In conflicts of this nature, it's important to identify the true roots of the conflict and how a mutually agreeable settlement can be reached.

Of course, this is Legion World, so it's very possible that Hrun could come on the scene at any moment and steal focus. Or something.

So who wants to air out their dirty laundry first???

Assembling her troops, Miss Terious (who is still off-planet and speaking solely through her alt-thralls) calls roll:

Green Lantern Abin Quank
the Superman-esque Kent
the Cargggite Trysexual Girl ("Try Girl")
the Bgtzlian Elusion Girl ("Elu Girl")
the Orandi Princess Perfectra ("Fectra")
the Imskian Lurking Violet ("Lurky")
the Talokian Somber Lass ("Somber")
the Titanian Sophisticate Girl ("Sophie")
the Braalian Kid Magnetic ("Kimmers")
the Xanthuan Space Boy ("Spacey")
the Trommite Alchemical King ("Al")
the Lythylan Bushido Kid ("Bushi")
the Zarroxian Jargonmage ("Jargon")
the Starhavenite Trackstar ("Tracky")
the Zuunians Member Wolf ("Wolfy") and Catspajamas ("PJ")
the Durlan Chamouflaged Kid ("Cham")
the Daxamites Lemon Lad and Satan Girl
the Coluan Encyclopedia 5 ("E-5")
the Winathians Eccentric Lad and Lively Lass
the Earther Bountiful Boy ("Bounty")
the Martian Growing Boy ("Grow Boy")
the Naltorians Slumber Girl ("Slum Girl") and Wanton Witch
the Ekronian Eye Lash Lass ("ELLy")
the one-of-a-kind Sun-Eater Lad

And, others, yet named! *tee hee*

Hm...what a fine leader you'd make Kippers

Perhaps this type of leadership will lead to a new golden age...

Crap. I may be too late.

Good choices, EDE.

So far:

EDE, Viv, Lou, MLLASH/Lash Lad, Lard Lad

I call Frostfyre and Kid Prime to arms! Join moi (& my alts), Abin Quank, and Kent!

Miss T, I must excuse myself from taking sides in this war, at least until the results of the LMB election are tallied on Monday, as any action I could take might or might not have unforseen ramifications to the entire LMB proper. And I would urge Viv to think about her position, also being a strong candidate in the current election.

oH gOODIE! mE aM tHROW bIG pARTY tO cELEBRATE sTART oF wAR!

Look, I've got no interest in fighting anyone. But you guys needs to talk some sense into Miss T here. I think she's suffering from space fatigue or something.

I'm sorry Kippers but this revolution is, unfortunately, like a Super Dodgeball Game... of Space!

It is well within my rights to choose you for my team. All LMBers and their alts are eligible to be drafted. How you play the game is your business, though.

TEAM T.! OVERTHROWING NELLY HATS EVERYWHERE!!

The <font size="5">Tiger God Avitar</font s> Demands to know what side that Pussy Hunting Fiend, Herumf is on in this war!

It's situations like this that make me realize more and more that we have GOT to draft a LMB constitution. Until then, it's just dodgeball anarchy!

Unless I had a hand in making it, I'd just overthrow it!

E-Girl, I just wanna Know where that Pussy Hunter stands in this, You gonna tell me or do I hafta go see EDE?

Well, SC. The team captains can only choose 2 LMBers or LMB alts per turn. Neither Hrun nor you have been chosen, yet. It's EDE's turn though.

Jeepers! This whole thing started over you cats, anyhow!

So I choose Stoopid Cat and Fat Cramer.

Me AND Sis! Talk about overkill!

Hey, I want to win!

TEAM NELLY: Eryk Davis Ester, HighPriestessViviane, Loser Lad, MLLASH/Lash Lad, Lard Lad, Stoopid Cat, Fat Cramer

TEAM T.: Miss Terious, Abin Quank, Kent, Frostfyre, Kid Prime...

And this round I choose Hrun the Barbarian and Mrs. C. B. Hill!

I'll take Jinx and Queen Connie.

D'oh!

Dr. Mayavale and the boy with ultra powers!

frostfyre and Quislet, Esq.

OOOOOOOH Yeah, Baaaaabieeee!

Little Missy T, if you were to get down on your knees right now and start begging for mercy, it would be a smart thing to do!