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by Invisible Brainiac - 05/17/25 02:29 AM
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And on a historical note: On Her Majesty's Secret Service was the only movie in which James Bond gets married - and loses his wife Tracy Vincenzo (Diana Rigg) on the very same day...
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Ok I need a place to Vent...and what ho! I have my own asteroid to vent away!
So anyway, I might've mentioned this before but Im prone to getting bitten by things...Spiders, cats, small children....
Well Today, gardening...well ok F*cking around in the backyard drinking beer and having a rock fight with some friends....I got bitten by a RedBack. Again. this is the 3RD time this has happened (ok not in the same circumstances).
So I had to go to hospital, get Antivenomed and My leg is the size of a beer barrel. And Purple. its really gross. And it hurt like a Mother Fudger....seriously...you have no idea. Ok the Scorpion sting in Death Valley was pretty bad...and admittedly I did score a cool scar from it, But God Damn those Redbacks hurt.
Oh yeah. Party Soon.
Remember : It's not technically a suckerpunch if you yell ''DEFEND YOURSELF SPROCKER!'' two seconds before you let him have it.
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Note to self. When travelling through a venomous animal infested jungle send Joe-Boy to clear a path in front of me...
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Wow, there's a Newcastle in Australia too?
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that there is. Last years Miss Universe (Jennifer Hawkins) is from here. And that band Silverchair.
Remember : It's not technically a suckerpunch if you yell ''DEFEND YOURSELF SPROCKER!'' two seconds before you let him have it.
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Daniel Johns married Natalie Imbruglia, didnt he?
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You know that Natalie Imbruglia song where's she's talking about being "cold and shamed, lying naked on the floor"?
Well, maybe if she put some clothes on, she'd be less cold and less shamed!
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Ohmygod, Hi Mr. STU, I've never met a Real Legendary Poster before! Unless you count Cobie, but Gramps says I can't do that, so you're the First!
Hi! How are you?
<click-click> <span style="font-size: 15px;">BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!!</span>
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I'm often told I'm the first, actually.
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Originally posted by Everyday Girl:
Ohmygod, Hi Mr. STU, I've never met a Real Legendary Poster before! Unless you count Cobie, but Gramps says I can't do that, so you're the First! C'mon Ev-Girl, who is your Gramps? Is it Abin Quank?
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Reasons to give up drugs #378
My friend Ricci (boy) was just sentenced to 15 years for selling 1 (count em') 1 ecstacy pill to an undercover cop. *sigh*
Remember : It's not technically a suckerpunch if you yell ''DEFEND YOURSELF SPROCKER!'' two seconds before you let him have it.
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A vote for Joeboy is a vote for Candy! and possibly beer of some sort.
Remember : It's not technically a suckerpunch if you yell ''DEFEND YOURSELF SPROCKER!'' two seconds before you let him have it.
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Is Four-Ecks Joe-Boy's campaign headquarters?
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Good luck in the election Joe-Boy!
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
Is Four-Ecks Joe-Boy's campaign headquarters? Yeah it is  i was going to start a new thread but thought Id resurect this old dinosaur. Originally posted by Vee:
Good luck in the election Joe-Boy! Thanks  - Im really not expecting to win though lol
Remember : It's not technically a suckerpunch if you yell ''DEFEND YOURSELF SPROCKER!'' two seconds before you let him have it.
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I guess that's a Jurrasic Perk of the electorial process!  Good luck with running Joe-Boy!
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Did I read the entrance right? Did it say "ladies scantily-clad" AND "homosexuals flaming"? Cause technically, they both apply to me! WHEEEE!
(had to redo this because I'm Fangirl Girl now)
Beware Fangirl Girl! Her power will force you into saucy slash situations you cannot escape from! *evil laugh* Don't drop the soap!
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You read right. though the homosexuals are scantily clad aswell - live out your slash fantasies to the max!
Remember : It's not technically a suckerpunch if you yell ''DEFEND YOURSELF SPROCKER!'' two seconds before you let him have it.
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I think I died and went to the VIP section of hell! *runs around giggling happily* Oh, oh, wait... *strips to underwear* Wheeeeeee!
Beware Fangirl Girl! Her power will force you into saucy slash situations you cannot escape from! *evil laugh* Don't drop the soap!
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*turns on sprinklers* you shouldnt worn WHITE my friend. heh heh heh.
Remember : It's not technically a suckerpunch if you yell ''DEFEND YOURSELF SPROCKER!'' two seconds before you let him have it.
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Hey! It's winter and that's cold! *shivers and grabs a jacket* *puts the jacket on* That's better! Wheeeee! *continues running in circles*
Beware Fangirl Girl! Her power will force you into saucy slash situations you cannot escape from! *evil laugh* Don't drop the soap!
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Fourecks is on the southern hemisphere of Legionworld...its actually Summer here 
Remember : It's not technically a suckerpunch if you yell ''DEFEND YOURSELF SPROCKER!'' two seconds before you let him have it.
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Oh, okay! *throws the jacket off again* Wheeee! PG-13!
Beware Fangirl Girl! Her power will force you into saucy slash situations you cannot escape from! *evil laugh* Don't drop the soap!
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