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by Invisible Brainiac - 05/17/25 02:29 AM
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Grits are a porridge made from coarsely ground kernels of corn.
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Wow, this thread sure is informative.
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Sigh, double-posted. Oh well.
Over here, sodas are just soft drinks. We also don't really have "subs" or "hoagies", because most people don't eat big sandwiches. We mostly stick to rice.
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We in Ausstralia have been getting a lot of commercials about Subway foot-long rolls which helped a guy to shed some weight? Is this for real?
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Please make Jared go away.
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Oh, so Jared isn't folk legend material nowadays? 
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I wont repeat it because its a little to crass for Legionworld, but the South Park take on Jared was quite the funny. And Paris Hilton. ohhhhh how I love South Park.
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Remember : It's not technically a suckerpunch if you yell ''DEFEND YOURSELF SPROCKER!'' two seconds before you let him have it.
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SO YOU ALL HAD BETTER BE THERE!!!
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Have no fear, Joe-boy! All you need to say is "party" around here to get a crowd. 
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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And more importantly, when?
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Either the 18th or 19th of October. Possibly both, when, apart from the party, I will regale you with tales of Stalking Mark Waid at the Supernova Sci-Fi con. (but not in a scary, get myself arrested kind of way)
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Whoops...make that the 15th and 16th
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And, might I add, Sam Jones, he of Flash Gordon Fame (Saviour of the Universe!) will also be there. God I had a Crush on him when I was 7. I wonder if he's aged well.
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Originally posted by Joe-Boy: And, might I add, Sam Jones, he of Flash Gordon Fame (Saviour of the Universe!) will also be there. God I had a Crush on him when I was 7. I wonder if he's aged well. He was cool, Joe-Boy, but i had a thing for Timothy Dalton (Prince Barin)...
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True - but how about George Lazenby? A real pretty boy - but could he act???
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yes well he was Australian. therefore, good 
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Possibly not on the same level as Gary Sweet or Hugh Jackman...If Hugh ever got tired of playing hairy mutants, he'd make a terrif James Bond!
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he was rumored to be in talks. Personally I think Christain Bale would be the perfect Bond. or Bring Back Connery. hell just bring him back anyway...and reveal that the "James Bond" name and identity - 007 gets passed along as each previous bond is killed.
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Originally posted by legionadventureman: True - but how about George Lazenby? A real pretty boy - but could he act??? Not really, but he was lucky enough to get into one of the best Bond films. And he didn't ruin it, so that's something.
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