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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Genie...now we're talking! And it looks like we're seeing eye to eye on the Gilligan's Island split, too!
When we turn Viv's hometown into an abode for Archie girls, you can take Betty and I'll have Veronica! Reboot can have Big Ethel!
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Genie...now we're talking! And it looks like we're seeing eye to eye on the Gilligan's Island split, too!
When we turn Viv's hometown into an abode for Archie girls, you can take Betty and I'll have Veronica! Impossible! I'm currently making adult films with Veronica and Betty, sometimes Sabrina and her sexy aunts from the cartoon show come and play, too!
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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what exactly are you a priestess of?
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Originally posted by DarkPriestess Viviane: Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
[b]Genie...now we're talking! And it looks like we're seeing eye to eye on the Gilligan's Island split, too!
When we turn Viv's hometown into an abode for Archie girls, you can take Betty and I'll have Veronica! Just don't sully Midge with your evil excesses. You don't want Big Moose on your case do you?
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You know, this place has potential. Since I currently have control of *ahem* "discretionary spending"  I think I'll blow a few bucks on this old shack. Might as well make sure it's fully stocked in case we need it again, eh?
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Does that mean you're buying the rights to the Betty/Veronica/Sabrina/Viv porn-stash?
YES! YK is the man!
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SShhhh..
Copies will be available at all PrimaryColor Video outlets soon.
- don't tell anybody about it yet though we have a whirlwind media blitz planned for the premier -
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Does that mean you're buying the rights to the Betty/Veronica/Sabrina/Viv porn-stash?
YES! YK is the man! Don't forget Hilda and Zelda, every man wants sisters! Do I get a cut of this? Man, when I'm evil, I'm dirty!
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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"when she was bad she was better" I don't see why not, Viv. In act I think it might be possible to arrange a tour, personal appearences and possibly even a book deal. Oh yeah, potential cash-cow here.
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Jeepers, it's been like two weeks and we still haven't assaulted Viv's island!
I think it might be time fellas!
See you guys over there!
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Jeepers, it's been like two weeks and we still haven't assaulted Viv's island!
I think it might be time fellas!
See you guys over there! Quiet down, you pompus pissant!
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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(walks in to see the fighters, looks outside as everything is blanketed in blackness)
The shadow!
(teleports)
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who was that not so masked woman?
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Where is Cobalt, I'm sick of dealing with these upstarts?
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Yeah where IS Cobie? His libido started all this, it's only fair that he helps clean up the mess.
...gawd I hope she's not pregnant...
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Originally posted by Yellow King:
Yeah where IS Cobie? His libido started all this, it's only fair that he helps clean up the mess.
...gawd I hope she's not pregnant... Shut your trap! Have you giant "hit" me, I've seen more punch from cocker spaniel! Nitwits, I have a plan, a real one, but you kids wouldn't know what to do with it.
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Originally posted by Yellow King:
Yeah where IS Cobie? His libido started all this, it's only fair that he helps clean up the mess.
...gawd I hope she's not pregnant... Hey, when you guys signed up as LMBers, you pretty much signed up to help clean up my libido-driven messes! And yes, that includes whatever you can insinuate out of that play of words! Originally posted by Sorceress Morgause: Originally posted by Yellow King:
[b]Yeah where IS Cobie? His libido started all this, it's only fair that he helps clean up the mess.
...gawd I hope she's not pregnant...
Have you giant "hit" me, I've seen more punch from cocker spaniel!
Nitwits, I have a plan, a real one, but you kids wouldn't know what to do with it.[/b]Lay it on me, good-lookin'! Er, the plan that is...
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Bah! Let them foolishly believe they have a chance at stopping the darkness from spreading.
*Plants massive bomb in old HQ building*
When they return, they can expect to see a fine preview of what I plan to do to Cafe Cramer.
*Massive Explosion*
<font size="10">BOOM!!!</font s>
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*sniff*
SHREEEEEEEEEEEEAK!
?!!
SHREEEEEEEEEEEAK!
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Well, that went terrible. Just when we--?!!!
What in the name of all heck?! Our old HQ that was retconned in to have lasted only a few days!
It's destroyed!
And EDE's monkey is hanging around throwing poop!
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*cough*
I'm just glad we're back on land. I was getting airsick!
So, what's next?
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I don't speak monkey, but I wonder what this little guy is trying to tell us? This looks like the work of the Inquisitor, if you ask me.
These are our immediate problems:
1. Viv and her crones are still on the loose - although I'm now convinced that Viv isn't herself. She must be under some sort of mind-control or something...
2. The Inquisitor is threatening to blow up Cafe Cramer. Let's make sure that doens't happen.
3. There is darkness that is once more trying to engulf Legion World.
4. Our latest stash of booze was in this building when it exploded. And I'm relatively close to sober. Time to fix that. We'll deal with this one first.
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
4. Our latest stash of booze was in this building when it exploded. And I'm relatively close to sober. Time to fix that. We'll deal with this one first. Arguably one of the darkest moments in LMBP History, I'm sure 
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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<digs flask out of rucksack - tosses to Cobie>
Something else else to tide you over til we move to more secure quarters.
<surveys damage>
Hey, my coffee pot's been broken and the tin cups are all charred and melted! You've gone to far this time, Inquisitor!!! Now it's personal!
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Those tin-cups were the best part of this whole thread--er, HQ! Now it really *is* personal. Oh, er, you just said that Matt.
Where to next? The Security Office?
You know, it's only a matter of time before the witches break out of that time thing YK put them in. Maybe we should split up into groups or something?
Maybe I should go find a way to get my powers back...
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