Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Every 10 Years Forum The Smoldering Ruins of the Old LMB HQ Building

I say, people with chips in their heads should go "BOOM!"

I kind of like how we keep putting this assault to hang out here in our newly destroyed (and now plumbing-less) old HQ, hurling one-liners and drinking!

It's this kind of thing that reminds me why I'm a LMBer!

<shotguns beer>

Yeeee Hawwww!!!!

Especially when you consider the fact that this old HQ never existed until last week, yet we're all just ignoring that minor continuity glitch and going with the flow

I just assumed this was just the building that the LMB was working out of when the LMB first came to Legion World (after LMB on the Run). Of course, once the constuction of Legion World began in full-force and you were elected leader, new buildings have since taken on that role!

Thus, this was an old HQ for a very brief period of time!

*dizzines*

Jeepers! I think the ghost of Roy Thomas just possessed me!

channeling Roy Thomas... You're obviously very ill.

*gasp*
Could this be a dream? A Hoax? An Imaginary Story?
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I like the way we all do shots and drink heavily before any major battle - it's my favorite part

Good lord *choke*
That's the biggest "little dog" I've ever seen.
Can he still teleport?

In fact, here is a brief history of LMB HQ's:

1. The first LMB HQ, on Earth from Year One-Year Two.

Destroyed by Yellow Kid and the Primary Color Gang at the close of Year Two.

2. The LMBP Outpost, created by Crusader and Princess Crujectra. Proximity close to Earth. Year Three to Year Four, still exists to the present.

At the close of Year Four, the LMB migrated away from Earth, during "LMB Lost" and "LMB on the Run". Crusader still resides there mostly, searching for long-lost LMBers and sending them to Legion World. For example, Cobalt Kid and others.

3. LMB Liason office on Earth. Co-existing with the LMB Outpost during Year Three-Year Four. Destroyed during LMB on the Run.

4. Ad hoc HQ at the Pirate World of Ships 'N Giggles- which lasted for a brief time while the LMB was still on the Run.

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From this point on, all HQ's have been at LW.

5. The Old LMB HQ- existed as acting LMB HQ on Legion World for a brief period of time at the beginning of Year Five.

Since then, it is the tradition for each LMB leader to have their own acting HQ during their terms. Usually, these buildings go on to become something else after.

My bad. I assumed that the LMBP still called the Outpost their main headquarters, while individual members have established Embassies and Administrative Offices on Legion World. I guess I missed the story where we officially moved here

Jeepers, I think you might be right then, Princess! There probably never was no official move, because it never happened. The memo sent to my office had a large, er, um, coffee stain on it, and I couldn't read the whole thing.

So the LMBP Outpost *still* is the main HQ, and that's why we have all these offices and stuff here. I see!

"Since then, it is the tradition for each LMB leader to have their own acting HQ during their terms. Usually, these buildings go on to become something else after."-ck

talk about wasting taxpayer money. or r.j. brande's.

What about it, evildoer?!?

*hic*

That's what the Engine Joe Foundation is for: financing our needs and whims to effectively combat injustice throughout the universe... and throw some amazing keg parties

In fact some might say that throwing amazing keg parties *is* combating injustice!

*hic*

sign me up!

All you have to do is drink and debauch yourself!

Oh, and become a good guy!

I should probably point out here that I didn't alter the level of alcohol in his bloodstream when I shapeshifted him. He's still too drunk to realise what's happened

There was even a proposed new HQ when the comic book Legion moved to Legion World: Legionville! It was meant to be our take on Legion World. However, I don't think it ever became more than an idea

So when this fight goes down, I'll show everyone how useful having two pet red bees are!

Which should be the equivalant of throwing rocks at High Priestess Viviane while I let the heavy hitters show off their muscle.

BEEEEEEE!!!! Glad to see you. What'll you have? The battle plans ain't ready yet but we got some beers and stuff. Toilet's tore up though, so we're roughin' it.

whoo.

Anyway, who says Viv's secret weakness isn't two bees? Or not two bees? Ha!

*hic*

Well, what the hell? I'll grab some rubble, make a seat, grab a few brews and wait out the decision making process!

<passes jager meister down line>

*hic!*

Is this the super secret rebel headquaters for the defeat of Dark P?

<Leslie Nielsen voice on>
I just want to say good luck and we are all counting on you
<Leslie Nielsen voice off>

yeh. but also we're havin a kegger now. it's more fun then hasslin with a bunch of bizarro cobies. and all bad guys and crap. I can't be messin with a bunch of bizarros sober, that's for dang sure.

*urp*

No, that's first right, second left, right, right, left, straight ahead, right, left, left, left, past the bins, right, around the Chasm of No Return, a left at the Swamp of Hopelessness and into the Land of Lost Hope