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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: Originally posted by Dark Priestess Viviane:
[b][astral projection]matlock: I'm not evil, I just upset that nobody tried to strap me down when I started walking down the aisle.
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You're angry at us for not forcibly stopping something you insisted you really, really wanted, even though several of us told you it was a bad idea?[/b]And don't fault me! Marriage means little and my libido has been speaking for its self since the minute I've met you all 
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He was practically begging me for it.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Originally posted by Princess Crujectra:
Sorry dear... bondage really isn't my thing. Well, okay, there that one time with Cobie, but... anyhoo, I gotta motor. I have a bedroom full of Cobie Clones waiting for me. Never thought of you as a necrophiliac  [And Bizarrophilliac, come to think of it. Is that necroBizarrophilliac or Bizzaronecrophilliac? ]
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They're clones, Reboot dear, not corpses. And besides which, I wasn't planning on sleeping with them. I'm not the kind of girl who sleeps with the entire football team... I'm more the type of girl who dates the quarterback They're just waiting for me to relay Cobie's orders to them, and my bedroom is the most secure room in the Embassy
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Well, I can't find my harmonica after Cobie's unforseen outburst but at least the tin whiskey-drinkin' cups are present and accounted for.
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Originally posted by Princess Crujectra:
They're clones, Reboot dear, not corpses. Not any more 
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Originally posted by Reboot: Originally posted by Princess Crujectra:
[b]They're clones, Reboot dear, not corpses. There's plenty more where that came from.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Originally posted by matlock:
Well, I can't find my harmonica after Cobie's unforseen outburst but at least the tin whiskey-drinkin' cups are present and accounted for. You're a rock of sanity in an uncertain world, matlock.
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*Yellow King hurries past the assembling Legionnaires*
Oh god I hope the bathroom still works here....
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: And don't fault me! Marriage means little and my libido has been speaking for its self since the minute I've met you all And if she wasn't in a snit before....
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even i'm running for cover
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Faraway Lad stumbles into the HO, costume torn and blood running down his face.
"I tried" he says " I tried to open negotiations but this is Dark Viv's and disater boys responce"
FL produces a letter which he hands to Matlock.
"then she got all these Bizzaro female Cobalts to rise up from a cauldron to attack me, I was lucky to get away with my skin intact. I am still a little unsure whether they were trying to kill me or something else"
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Bah! You were trying to sell out, like you were with Glorith back when I fired you. Weren't you!
And if it was "something else", they'd have to be Bizarros.
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Willikers, folks! Now is not the time for division, but unity! Now pass me that tin can of whiskey!
Like Cru said, I'll put my healing powers to good use, although my magnetism still isn't working. By good use I mean, heal myself sober after I drink back this keg of whiskey.
And er, sorry about the bathroom. Who knew there was so much metal attached to the waste disposal unit?
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Originally posted by Princess Crujectra: I'm not the kind of girl who sleeps with the entire football team... I'm more the type of girl who dates the quarterback I can still function normally in all other ways of course
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Be careful if you tackle me, Cobie Cakes... I bruise easily
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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You're one of the few women in my life to never have tried to kill me, Crujeckie. Between that and you're warm bed, I'm all yours 
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Thanks for the delivery Faraway Lad, let's see here:
Not To: MATLOCK
Not From: BIZZARO COBIE # 1
RE: We am like island with mean people.
YOU AM NOT SECURITY CHIEF SO ME AM WRITE TO YOR ATTENTION YOU AM SO IMPORTANT. WE BIZZARO COBIES AM LOVE LIFE ON DARK ISLAND SO MUCH WE AM MAYBE DESTROY IT!!! DAMP MISTS AM KEEP CHALKY SKIN MOIST AND SUPPLE SO WE AM PUT ON EXTRA TALCUM POWDER FOR BETTER CHAFING. HA HA. WE AM MAYBE SO EVIL WE HELP OLD LADIES CROSSING STREET AND GETTING KITTENS FROM TREE.
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Well, I have no idea what to make of this. I hate that ol' Bizzaro logic!!! Are they with us or agin' us?!?
(Note to self, put down tin driskey-winkin' cup a spell to stop creeping hillbillyitis, consarn it!)
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: You're one of the few women in my life to never have tried to kill me, Crujeckie. Between that and you're warm bed, I'm all yours Jeepers H. TuTu COBSTER! Why did you have to go and say that out loud? WHY? We all know how your luck runs... We are so Doomed! Dark Crujectra Shall Rise!
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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*zzzip* Well it's a good thing toilet seats are anti-magnetic...and the less said about that the better.  Let's see, troops, corpses, robots and gathereing Legionnaires...I smell a climactic battle in the works. This ought to be fun.
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Not to worry, Abin dear. I'm not really a "Dark Side" kinda gal
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Originally posted by Yellow King:
Let's see, troops, corpses, robots and gathereing Legionnaires...I smell a climactic battle in the works. This ought to be fun. "Fun" being a relative term. I may just watch the whole shebang from the Chicken Heart.
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And if Calamity starts playing different tunes
I'll see you on the Dark Side of the Cru...
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Originally posted by Princess Crujectra: Not to worry, Abin dear. I'm not really a "Dark Side" kinda gal I know you're right Princess, but the way these things happen around Cobie, I get a little nervous sometimes...
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
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So, is the war over? Or are we just taking a commercial break?
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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