Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Every 10 Years Forum Where were YOU the night Faraway Lad was killed??? (P.S.NOBODY IS DEAD IN REAL LIFE.)

We high-ranking security officers can't sweat that kind of small stuff, Miner! We have company outings with Jailbait Lass to plan and stuff...

I'll take that as a "no".

We also have to keep open the possibility that this is symptomatic of a much larger conspiracy here at Legion World. Looks like I got back from my study of the sacred Transformers texts just in time!!!

And thank heavens! Your return, my return of powers and Miner's sobering up, er, well, something similar to it represent a possible 'turning of the tide".

We need to crack this conspiracy wide open!

The crack of conspiracy is indeed smelly here on Legion World these days.

Could this have anything to do with the the usurpation by Yellow Kid of my post as LMB Leader while I was off studying the sacred Transformers texts?

Hm...I don't think so...that was more a handful of posters having 'one of those days', ya know?

I think this may have to do with the rash of unfinished LMB plot-lines since late summer though! Could this traitor have been working against us all along? As in: purple K/body swapping craziness/missing gender reversal germs/hiding the Royal Inquisitor/rumors of a LOMBSV/etc.?

If not, wouldn't it be cool if we pinned all this on him/her/it anyway?

It makes sense. Not one of those plotlines were ever finished.

For that matter, neither was my term as LMB Leader! Could it be that I was the unwitting prey of the mastermind behind all of this? Could my idea to spend time in solitude studying the sacred Transformers texts actually have been implanted in my brain somehow?

(Checking head for implant chip.)

Oh my God.

I smell an "event" brewing.

KP?

Good lord!

You've been a victim throughout all of this too, Kippers! The 'unsolved plotline' MO fits perfectly!

In fact, the whole 'chip in the head' plotline could argueably still be labeled as 'unfinished'!

I... I think I need to sit down.

To think, the idea that I needed to spend time in seclusion studying the sacred Transformers texts was all implanted in my head by some evil... IMPLANTER out there.

Maybe if I hadn't gone into seclusion to study the sacred Transformers texts, this smelly conspiracy would never have found fertile soil in which to fester. Maybe if my brain hadn't been in the long run such a playground for the sentient who implanted the chip, this series of events would never have happened. Maybe if I had been around... Faraway Lad would still be alive.

I feel such a terrible weight of sadness.

No, my friend, you must undurdern yourself from this weight. This was not your doing, but the acts of some hideous, horrible enemy of ours, and it's time we rectified the situation!

We've already made huge steps! Now, to find the identity of this enemy!

And buck up, LMBers! Faraway Lad *is* still alive! My spiritual awareness powers can tell me that much! There's still hope yet!

I do not recall this, although this would be consistant with my occasional bouts of madness in my former identity, cured when I became Reboot.

I believe you will find that altering your form is in fact non-violent (Reboot), sparrow.

Which means you have a history of violence, whether you've convienently forgotten it or not.


I believe you will find that attempting to alter someone's form without that individual's permission is a form of violence, regardless of how you attempt to explain it away.

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When Adam Warlock rebooted himself as the leader of the infinity watch, he cast out all his good and evil, but they became two separate malevolents, the Magus and the Goddess!!!

When Reboot rebooted himself, could the same thing have happened? And if so, could, er, Sanity and Madness have been working behind the scenes here at Legion World this whole time?

I think we need to know exactly when Sanity or Madness? became Reboot. It'll be interesting to see how the dates match up.

Thus, we can piece together this:

- Around summertime, this 'traitor' placed a piece of Purple K in the middle of the wrestling match b/t Eryk and me, in an attempt to hurt one or both of us.

- At roughly the same time, a case of gender reversal germs was stolen from Legion World by this unknown assailant.

- Kid Prime was 'influenced' by the assailant to spend his time studying the sacred texts of the Transformers during his tenure in office.

- This assailant has helped the Royal Inquisitor somehow hide from our Security Officers these last few months.

- The traitor has either A) helped form a Legion of Message Board Super-Villains or B) helped spread rumors of such a group to create a Legion World wide panic.

- The whole 'Chip in the Head Conspiracy', begun last summer/early fall between Reboot and myself was later revealed to be a plot by the Royal Inquisitor. However, given that our assailant is most likely working with the Inquisitor and KP has found yet another chip, this traitor is most likely partially responsible for this as well. Additionally, Reboot once found such a chip in his head, showing that this arch-villain has a history of infiltrating the LMB leadership while they are in office.

*GASP!*

What else could this person be involved in?

KP, this is roughly the same exact time as the "Chip in the Head scheme" and the "Purple K disaster" (re: end of summer).

They match up exactly!

Who was new around that time?

He was Reboot by early September of last year.

For that matter, he was Reboot when he pulled that Giant Boxing Glove routine, so his excuse that it was his previous ID doesn't hold up.

Well, I think we're on the verge of something here...we must continue with this tomorrow!

Keep hammering away and we'll figure it out and all that...

*checks*

Ah. You drunkenly invaded my home after stealing a child and proceeded to ignore all non-violent entreaties to leave. I was under exceptional provocation (NB: not all that bit was in the MF thread. What was the other one?)

Cobalt, are you drunk again?

I don't remember the process exactly. I found Glitch and he fixed my mood swings, although I lost my power to permanently split others into Sane and Mad counterparts in the process (not that I'd ever used it, so no great loss, and I got both Glitch & my shapeshift-"Reboot"s to more than compensate). I don't know exactly what Glitch did, and I don't think he does either.

1) I wasn't drunk.

2) I stole no child, nor was I accused of stealing one. The accusation was I had neglected the kids, allowing them to be kidnapped. The problem was that the kids had not been given to me in the first place. (NB: Some of this went down in the Security Office.)

3) You never asked me to leave. At that point in time, we were in the last days of the handing over of our leadership. There was no "exceptional provocation".

I'm really beginning to believe that the body lying in state on Faraway World is naught more than a clever simalucrum, designed to make the LMB THINK him deceased.

My thoughts exactly.

May I catch a ride?

Bah!

You Death-Deniers just want to re-write history to fit your own agendas!

Why, I ask? To have the spotlight of inquiry turned away from your vile conspiracy? Perhaps it was YOU TWO who did the deed? Who but Faraway's own doctor could so maginifently pull off such a stunt, anyway!?!

Hello! Sacred Transformers texts! CHUH!