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Originally posted by Disaster Boy:
looks like miner's getting whacked right now. Hm...if by whacked you mean married, you might by right! I can't wait until he logs on tonight and sees the support for such an event! 
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*sniff*
A legal act about whacking named after me? I'm so proud.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Unless Tamper Lad Screws it up...)
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Originally posted by Spellbinder: Originally posted by Phoebe:
[b] Tamper Lad, dear, you have no authority, I'm not putting you down, it's just that in my sister's rage, she destroyed all the Backroom Discussionists, so their judgements are now null and void.
(What is it with the citizens of Avalon, anyway? Is there some sort of mineral in the water that gives one homicidal tendencies?)[/b]Don't worry about it, she just killed the nameless, usless members that no one cared about.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Technically, dear, heroes like the LMBP are supposed to oppose the murders of anyone... even red shirts 
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Originally posted by Luna: Originally posted by Spellbinder: [b] Originally posted by Phoebe:
[b] Tamper Lad, dear, you have no authority, I'm not putting you down, it's just that in my sister's rage, she destroyed all the Backroom Discussionists, so their judgements are now null and void. Phoebe dear, your family must exercise some level of self control when on Legion World. Random acts of violence and/or murder are strictly prohibited under Legion World Law. Don't force the Security Office and/or the LMBP to intervene. (What is it with the citizens of Avalon, anyway? Is there some sort of mineral in the water that gives one homicidal tendencies?)[/b] Even the (gulp) new guys?
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Originally posted by Luna:
]Don't worry about it, she just killed the nameless, usless members that no one cared about. Øh Luna - you silly! You know LW cares about all of it's members - even the nameless, useless ones.
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Originally posted by legionadventureman: Originally posted by Luna: [b] Originally posted by Spellbinder: [b] </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Phoebe: <strong> Tamper Lad, dear, you have no authority, I'm not putting you down, it's just that in my sister's rage, she destroyed all the Backroom Discussionists, so their judgements are now null and void. Phoebe dear, your family must exercise some level of self control when on Legion World. Random acts of violence and/or murder are strictly prohibited under Legion World Law. Don't force the Security Office and/or the LMBP to intervene. (What is it with the citizens of Avalon, anyway? Is there some sort of mineral in the water that gives one homicidal tendencies?)[/b] Even the (gulp) new guys?</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Fear not LAM. You are neither nameless nor useless.
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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We couldn't kill of Grendel. Where has he been lately?
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Originally posted by Phoebe:
Miner, my sister has always been on the...more vital side, she has harmless crush on you, when you spurned her affections, it simply hurt her feelings. It's nothing personal. I spurn everyone's affections. It's just better for everybody that way.
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: I can't wait until he logs on tonight and sees the support for such an event! Oh, thank you. Next time your libido brings the hammer down on LW, you're on your own.
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Has anybody received any annoying messages about board administrators issuing flood protection protocols? I type in a (hopefully) profound comment and when i send it to reply, i have to wait in a goddamned cue (or something)
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Cobie, don't get me wrong, I'm all for OM and Selene getting hitched, but is the Security Force up for this?
You know how LW Weddings usually turn out...
(of course those weddings are usually yours...)
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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: [b] I can't wait until he logs on tonight and sees the support for such an event!
Next time your libido brings the hammer down on LW, you're on your own.[/b]But I thought I could save you this time, as a gift for helping me in the past! Originally posted by Abin Quank:
Cobie, don't get me wrong, I'm all for OM and Selene getting hitched, but is the Security Force up for this?
You know how LW Weddings usually turn out...
(of course those weddings are usually yours...) Well, quite frankly Abin, no--but can anyone ever truly prepare for something like this? I do have anti-snake venom, scissors and k-y jelly just in case...
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There will be no marriage, the bug is not worthy of my bloodline, but he's totally worthy of my friendship circle!
Guys, give it a day or so, those nameless and useless members will comeback, Selene has already talked to Anubis about it.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
Thank you.
I guess. You guess nothing, be thankful!
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Originally posted by Spellbinder: Originally posted by Bevis:
[b] Are they? Gosh, does everyone know that?
(goes to the door and shouts outside)
Darden, I think you should stop beating up Lash. Apparently it's not allowed. Mighty Hrun would ask of his Princess, "shall smiting also be allowed along side whacking? If I promise to only use the flat of my axe?"
Bring me Mead and Meat,
NOW Slave!!
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Originally posted by Abin Quank:
Cobie, don't get me wrong, I'm all for OM and Selene getting hitched, but is the Security Force up for this?
You know how LW Weddings usually turn out...
(of course those weddings are usually yours...) Oooh!! Hey!! Can I marry Cobie next? 
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Marrying Cobie rarely turns out well, Gina dear. You might want to try sleeping with him, instead. It's safer. For everyone 
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Uh... unless she gets pregnant, that is. Not good at all... P.S. Yes, I realize that only 5-15 (depending on how one counts) out of every 6-16 (depending on how one counts) progeny of Cobie are demons, monsters, rapidly aging murderers, or some other danger. But still...
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Speaking as a new member, and as an arbiter of responsible fatherhood: I demand that the next time Cobie spawns, the progeny emerge directly from him, close fully grown.
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Well, this IS the 31st Century, after all. There is no excuse for accidental pregnancy. Of course, if you are looking to get back at Cobie, or sue him for child support or something...
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Nothing so personal Princess, just a sense of ironic justice.
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Originally posted by Gina DC: Originally posted by Abin Quank:
[b]Cobie, don't get me wrong, I'm all for OM and Selene getting hitched, but is the Security Force up for this?
You know how LW Weddings usually turn out...
(of course those weddings are usually yours...) Mmmm...hi Gina
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