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33. Regarding 32, above, Ultra Boy is the PLAINTIFF.
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34. Inboxes throughout the UP are spammed with the following...
Secrets of Bizarro Brainiac Revealed
Tired of being a Micro Lad? Available for the first time ever, Colossal Boy presents the new secret formulation direct from McMurdo city. Treat yourself to the incredible anatomical growth secrets of Giant City....
Hyperpath 19.99 to
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35. They delegate the dangerous or boring missions to trainees from the Academy and just attend schmoozy conventions.
36. The Legion Academy has an endowment fund.
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37. Each Triplicate Girl body has her own entourage.
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38. Shadow Lass opens a chain of fast-food restaurants serving "happy mystery meals of Talok VIII".
39. Karate Kid turns the Sydney Opera House into an upscale ski lodge.
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40. The Legion Helpdesk has been outsourced to Rimbor
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41. Each adventure concludes with the "Eat it Grandpa" tip of the day brought to you by Geritol.
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42. #1 holonumber on HQ speed-dial: Halliburton.
(reference or use of Sign # 42. only by express permission of Cellphone Girl and Stan Lee, Inc., a registered trademark.)
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43. Bodger and Bonce replaced by union employees.
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44. Gates is guest host on Live with Regis and Kelly
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45. The Metropolis scandal rags are full of innuendo about inappropriate relations between several legionnaires and an unidentified UP delegate.
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45. The Legion is assigned a new government liaison who forces them to downsize to seven members, one of whom must be Star Boy because of racial quotas.
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46. Bouncing Boy doesn't actually bounce.
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Visit my official hangout ActorLad's Cool Luau over at the Mission Monitor Board!
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48. Rokk resigns as leader of the Legion to accept his new position as Time Trapper.
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49. Upon learning of the arrival of the Fatal Five in Legion Plaza, the members immediately convene in a conference room and determine that there are insufficient funds in this fiscal year's budget to battle against unanticipated global threats.
50. Projectra's membership is temporarily suspended because her parents, before they perished at the hands of Terror Firma, did not sign appropriate liability waivers regarding her Legion service.
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51. New! Nura's Psychic Friends HoloHotline. Is romance in your future? Ready for that big promotion? Call today! Now with Lemno-vision!
52. New! The Legion's Work-Force. Cat up a tree? Magnoball coach skimming proceeds? Call today! Now with 21st Century Super-satisfaction!
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53. Dissatified with their current funding arrangement, the Legion successfully lobbies the UP to impose a dedicated galaxywide "Security Premium" to be deducted from paycheques.
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54. Booster Gold wins leader election, retains Max Lord as consultant.
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55. The image consultants behind "Livewire" tell Imra that she'd get more magazine covers and screen time on Entertainment Tonight if she dressed more "Hussy". Imra adopts the pink bikini.
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56. The Legion Boys of Summer 3007 Calendar! 57. Ban on duplicating powers lifted for King Midas, King Midas, Jr., Mary Midas, Uncle Midas, and Lazy-eye Midas. (On a completely unrelated note, Roxxas awakens to find a horse head in his bed. He soon renounces materialism and relocates to an unspecified Rim World.) 
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58. Sun Boy quits the Legion and becomes a Petain for the Dominator regime no in charge of Earth.
59. Dirk Morgna loses his powers and doesn't get to join the LSH.
60. Sun Boy quits the Legion to go hang out in the Otherspace.
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61. You need to bring in Supergirl to disguise lackluster story-telling.
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62. Rokk Krin featured as Time Magazine "Man of the Year".
63. Querl Dox time travels to hang out with Bill Gates.
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64. Legionnaires begin adopting corporate-sounding slogans like "Think Fast."
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65. Saturn Girl quits the band to front a solo act. She gets caught lip-synching when it's revealed she is mute.
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