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Re: Perhaps you cretinous males...
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Originally posted by Thora: You earth-females seem to enjoy the dominance they hold over you. If that's the impression you have of us, dear, then obviously you haven't picked up on the subtle influence we have over our men. You don't have to beat a man over the head to get what you want from him. Well, at least not always
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Re: Perhaps you cretinous males...
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strange but not a stranger
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Originally posted by Princess Crujectra: Originally posted by Thora: [b] You earth-females seem to enjoy the dominance they hold over you. If that's the impression you have of us, dear, then obviously you haven't picked up on the subtle influence we have over our men.
You don't have to beat a man over the head to get what you want from him.
Well, at least not always [/b]Princess, What subtle influence are you talking about? (Is that chair comfortable enough for you?) Do you mean to say women are controlling of men? (Can I get you something to drink?) I would think that in this day and age, we would be beyond such petty gender games of control (Oh dear it looks like I may have upset Princess Crujectra. I'll make it up to her by buying chocolates, flowers, and a diamond bracelet)
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Re: Perhaps you cretinous males...
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Whatever you think is best, Quissie Pie
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Re: Perhaps you cretinous males...
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Well, then I guess I also have to take you out for dinner at your favorite restaurant.
Do I have shoe marks on the back of my shirt?
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I trust you'll be flying the Princess to NYC for your big night out.
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Re: Perhaps you cretinous males...
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Well I was thinking Paris, but I think it would be best to let the Princess herself decide.
So Princess, where would you like to be flown for dinner?
Also would you like to use the Legion Cruiser or flight rings?
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Re: Perhaps you cretinous males...
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Well, if we're going someplace formal, then I would say the cruiser. Wearing a dress while flying by flight ring would allow everyone to see my business However, if we're going to McDonalds or something, then I'll dress more casually
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We would be going to your favorite restaurant, Princess. If you want McDonald's, then McDonald's it would be. But if you wanted The Four seasons, in New York, Spago in Hollywood, Maxim's in Paris, or a table for two on the beach of a tropical lagoon, then that is where we would dine.
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Quis, you're quite a charmer.
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I suppose so, but I will probably ruin the moment by passing gas at the wrong moment
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Note to self: Do not ask Quislet to sit on your face anytime in the near future
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Don't Stop Peelieving
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Originally posted by Princess Crujectra: Note to self: Do not ask Quislet to sit on your face anytime in the near future Princess, Feel free to sit on mine anytime
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<SharkLad momentarily surfaces>
that's no way to talk to the princess ...
Your Highness, do you want me to take care of him?
<SharkLad dives deep below the water's surface>
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Re: Perhaps you cretinous males...
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Why, if I close my eyes... I can almost still sense your dorsal fin!
Oh, btw... there are some very talented surgeons on my homeworld. You have the full support of the Royal Family of Psyonia if you would like our surgeons to restore (and perhaps even improve) your lost fin.
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I hope Thora is taking lessons from the Princess on how to act like a real lady.
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Just imagine a world where all women were just like me. Oh, what a world THAT would be
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Legionnaire!
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Let the Fun Begin!
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Bold Flavors
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Re: Perhaps you cretinous males...
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Originally posted by Princess Crujectra: Why, if I close my eyes... I can almost still sense your dorsal fin!
Oh, btw... there are some very talented surgeons on my homeworld. You have the full support of the Royal Family of Psyonia if you would like our surgeons to restore (and perhaps even improve) your lost fin. talk to me, your highness ... I miss the way you used to ride my fin ...
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Re: Perhaps you cretinous males...
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Originally posted by Princess Crujectra: Just imagine a world where all women were just like me. Oh, what a world THAT would be I'm imagining. And I'm rusting up (you know where) at the very thought of it.
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