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HUH???

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I think Tamper Lad has stock in one of the companies that makes headache pills. That last post gave me a doozy.

And after Cobie promised:

B-but Eryk...you said it was OK!


Even Tamper Lad thought you were very generous!

Hmmm. a paradox.

A paradox, a paradox a most ingenious paradox.

I Gilbert and Sullivan!

My current favorite paradox is Curry's Paradox.

Tim or Marie?

Vindaloo, perhaps?

No thanks I'm full.

There's always room for Jell-O.

The actual fruity Jell-O or the pudding?

I believe that referred to the gelatine dessert. Their next advertising campaign was a bit more memorable:

Watch it wiggle,
See it jiggle,
Cool and fruity,
It's Jell-O Brand Gelatine.
Of all desserts you'll love the one
That moves and shakes and makes such fun!
Make Jell-O Brand Gelatine
And make some fun!
J-E-L-L-O!

But who remembers such things?

What about the Shake and Vac woman?

Do The Shake and Vac and put the freshness back
Do The Shake and Vac and put the freshness back.
When your carpet smells fresh, your room does too
Every time you vacuum, remember what to do.
Do the shake and vac and put the freshness back.
Put the freshness back!

Anyone? No?

So it's just me then.

I'll be singing this all day now

Oh goody! This is a singing thread again!

This is the '70s version of a classic. Being a tenor, I can't really hit the "boom booms", but how about:
Ajax! Boom! Boom!
The blue-dot cleanser!
Booma-booma-boom boom!
With the extra strength right down the drain!
Booma-booma-boom-boom!

Okay, how about Cadbury's Fudge:

A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat!
A finger of fudge is just enough untill it's time to eat!
It's full of cadbury's goodness,
But very small and neat!
A finger of fudge is just enough to give you kids a treat!

(and no smutty jokes the back of the class please)


Aaaaw! I've come over all nostalgic.

That one was shown on both sides of the Atlantic, though I imagine is not as well-remembered here.

Here's one for this crowd:
Wearing Underoos is fun.
And you can choose from more than one:
There's Veronica and Betty, too,
Wonder Woman, Supergirl, which one are you?

Okay, you might get this...Im not sure if this is the full vesion but it's all I remember.

Any time, any place, any where!
It's the wonderful taste we all share!
It's the right one! It's the bright one!
That's Martiniiiiii!

I thank you.

And speaking of Classics...

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Was it something I said?

Some people just have no appreciation for fine music.

And on that note...what about this one RHL?

Like a bolt of lightning flashing across the sky.
Like a single arrow whizzing from a bow.
Like a mighty cannonball that seems to fly,
You'll hear about him everywhere you go.
The time will come when everyone will know,
the name of CHAMPION THE WONDER HORSE!
CHAMPION THE WONDER HOOOOOORSE!!

Aaah...happy days.

The only theme I can remember starred a certain M.C.


Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down
and I'd like to take a minute
just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

Now. That was what I called a Classic

Parents just don't understand.

Or to put it another way

"Eat it Grandpa."

Or is that one taken?

EDE, I'm a parent and that remark is totally true I dont understand?

not long before I'm drooling in my tea and forgetting things.