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That's not because your old.
Drooling in your tea is just one of the side affects of running after your kids all day.
It's a fun way to relax, and gross them out.
You have to listen to their music, watch their TV programmes, get stuffed by them at Playstation, THEY have to watch you drool into your tea.
Oh to see the look on their little faces.
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Children are a great appetizer. <grin>
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strange but not a stranger
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Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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And here I thought that the poor man with his tiny little stinger was still locked away. Could he have escaped during the recent assault on Takron-Galtos?
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Sage from Groo the Wanderer had a good quote concerning children:
CHILDREN ARE LIKE ELEPHANTS,
THEY'RE FUN TO LOOK AT WHEN THEY BELONG TO SOME ONE ELSE.
There speaks a wise man
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*sigh* The revolving door prison system of Legion World. When I run the correction system i'll have felons atomized.
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My mother once said that children, like this thread, are notoriously hard to kill.
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Name a thread with the world 'kill' in it and you should expect the more colorful elements of Legion World society to show up...
<grin>
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Jeepers! I'm surprised Mayavale hasn't posted yet to tell us how in another lifetime he was a thread and one of us killed him!
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That reminds me of the day I shot you through the back Ester. Cobalt Kid as well, and then buried Jailbait Lass alive before going on my first Legion World killing spree. We're like old friends you and I 
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Yeah, the good old days! Hey.. remember that time you came to Greg Evigan Island and we kicked your ass? We'll have to do that again sometime!
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Originally posted by Tamper Lad:
*sigh* The revolving door prison system of Legion World. When I run the correction system i'll have felons atomized. Well, prison reform was one of the goals of the late, lamented LMB constitution, but everyone seemed to preoccupied with senseless debating to ever get to it. (I know quotes aren't allowed here, but I'm not trying to win the game, just keep you all from winning  )
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My mother once said:
"Stop doing that! It rots your brain and you'll go blind."
Silly woman! There's nothing wrong with my brain.
Now, where did I put my glasses...I don't know, memory like a..a..thingy...got holes in it...a tea bag?...snooker table?...forget my own whatchamacallit next!
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Although I'm fond of many of you, I do have a favorite now. I wonder where Everyday Girl is these days? I bet she'll grow up to be a fine young lass... Maybe I'll have my own bride someday? <grin> I promise to try and attend Quislet and Royal Inquisitor's wedding too if I can make it...
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And Cobalt Kid, shouldn't you be seeing your secretary off to therapy now? I'm afraid she's become a bit...timid after my last few run-ins with her <grin>
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Shouldn't that be
<grins wolfishly>
It has more panache
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Programmed by Eryk Davis Ester.
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Originally posted by The Red Bee: Although I'm fond of many of you, I do have a favorite now. I wonder where Everyday Girl is these days? I bet she'll grow up to be a fine young lass...
Maybe I'll have my own bride someday? <grin>
I promise to try and attend Quislet and Royal Inquisitor's wedding too if I can make it... Ohmygod!!! So I'm like your favorite now? But you know that's like sweet and junk and like if I'm your favorite then I guess my friends don't have to worry much. 'Cuz I'm like the One person here who can be counted on to Kick Your Stupid Butt anytime you show your Ugly Face!!!! Come around me or my friends and the NEXT bullet I put in you won't be aimed at your KNEE! It'll be aimed just a little bit higher...
Hi! How are you?
<click-click> <span style="font-size: 15px;">BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!!</span>
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Originally posted by The Red Bee:
And Cobalt Kid, shouldn't you be seeing your secretary off to therapy now? I'm afraid she's become a bit...timid after my last few run-ins with her <grin> Ohmygod, Mr. Bee, you don't need to worry about Mr. Cobalt 'cuz if you get anywhere near 'lita she's got a few new tricks to show you. I'll just like sit and watch while she KICKS YOUR UGLY BUTT! Then I'll put a bullet where it'll do you the like least good...
Hi! How are you?
<click-click> <span style="font-size: 15px;">BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!!</span>
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Everyday Girl,
Mum?...Is that you?
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Ohmygod! Hi Mr. walkwithcrowds!
Yep, I'm like Me! No I'm not your Mum I've never even ... Ummm... You Know... <cute blush>
Nice to meet you.
Hi! How are you?
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Hello Miss Girl.
It is indeed a pleasure to meet some-one of such obvious breeding.
My that IS a big gun you have.
# Sigh # If only you carried a switchblade and pair of knuckle-dusters you would be just like a good-old-fashioned Glasgow girl.
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!
I WIN, I WIN, I WIN, WIN, WIN, WIN, WIN!!!!
# holding back the tears - just #
I...I just want to thank everybody who made this possible. My fellow LMBers, my parents - without whom - Derek, the invisible blue camel who lives under my bed, (I know he's blue because he told me - and Derek wouldn't lie about a thing like that) Navi, my Irn Bru "supplier" and the Fonz, for making short guys cool.
Thank you, I love you all!
What happens now?
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Jeepers! I totally forgot to tell walkwithcrowds about the fabulous prizes he won for winning this contest!
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Huh, what, prize, what, what, what, what??????
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