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Ohmygod, We're doing limericks now? Kewl Beans!
While chasing a velociraptor
TL saw Cali and Trap'er
it didn't work out
she kicked in his snout
and he swore off women thereafter
NEXT: LIKE, KILL THIS THREAD, PLEASE
Hi! How are you?
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Your assertion that TL trapt'er is incorrect.
Since you were not here on LW at that time I'll allow this inaccuracy as a product of your knowledge of those times being based solely on hearsay.
Now, you will never speak of that incident again.
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Ohmygod, you're like giving me orders?  And like you think I'm gonna listen and like obey? And you're like an evil genius, Right?
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Why are all these teenage girls on LW always so impudent?
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Ohmygod, *giggle* maybe cuz all the old men on Legion World are so *giggle* Im... *giggle* Imp... *giggle* Omygod, *giggle* I just can't say it without But, like you know...
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Well I really didn't need to know *that* about your Gramps. Shouldn't that be a matter just for him and your Grams to deal with?
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All the old men on Legion World are so ... impecunious?
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Only Poverty Lad meets that specification.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Imperious, perhaps? Tamper is sometimes, but we love him for it. It's part of his charm.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Ohmygod, I was thinking Improbable, and it still makes me *giggle*
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Originally posted by Everyday Girl:
Ohmygod, I was thinking Improbable, and it still makes me *giggle* Ev-Girl - you are the coolest - you and your Gramps makes me laugh!
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Flattery will not kill this thread.
Legion World's Badwill Ambassador
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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No, but it's almost always appreciated by the flatteree.
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Let's not give short shrift to the idea that flatuence can kill this thread. Merck Manual Section 3, Chapter 32, Topic 2, Subheading
Flatulence: Among those who are flatulent, the quantity and frequency of gas passage shows great variability. As with stool frequency, persons who complain of flatulence often have a misconception of what is normal. In a study of eight normal men aged 25 to 35 yr, the average number of gas passages was 13 ± 4/day with an upper limit of 21/day, which overlapped with many persons who complained of excess flatus. Hence, objectively recording flatus frequency (using a diary kept by the patient) should be the first step in evaluating a complaint of excessive flatulence.
Despite the flammable nature of the H2 and CH4 in flatulence, working near open flames is not hazardous. Children have been known to make a game of expelling gas over a match flame. However, gas explosion, rarely with fatal outcome, has been reported during jejunal and colonic surgery and even when diathermy was used during endoscopic procedures in poorly evacuated patients.
Because symptoms of excessive gas are nonspecific and commonly overlap with IBS (see above) and with organic disease, a detailed history is essential to guide the extent of medical evaluation. Long-standing symptoms in a young person who is otherwise well and has not lost weight are unlikely to be caused by serious organic disease. The older person, especially with the onset of new symptoms, merits more thorough examination before excessive gas, real or imagined, is treated. It is not uncommon for patients with eating disorders (anorexia nervosa, bulimia) to misperceive and be particularly stressed by symptoms such as bloating and belching. Clinicians should explore for the possible presence of an eating disorder in patients, particularly young women with these symptoms.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Tamper, how many times do we have to tell you? Just say "excuse me" and drop it.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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The study was intriguing, now i know i'll be counting the occurrences over the next 24 hours. Perhaps we should do our own study and collect the results in a poll?
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<marquee behavior=alternate><span class="spoiler_containter"><span class="spoiler_wording">Click Here For A Spoiler</span><span class="spoiler_text">Tamper you can fold that study until it's all corners, tick it where the sun don't shine, and light it with a match...
Oh, wait a minute, that's what the study is about.
Sorry, My Bad! </span></span></marquee>
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With a Power Ring...
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**Purr**
Humans are so wierd...
**Purr**
When you're in Danger or in Trouble I will be there on the Double.
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Well, that will certainly kill something.
Not this thread but something.
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Liefeld's art helped inspire a good portion of my Ongoing Tag posts  BTW--I've discovered another way to win this thread. Simply post here and then cause the boards to shut down for a week. Maybe I can pay off Scooter or Nighty...
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Which is one reason I enjoyed hijacking your ideas and running off in different directions with them.
Or at least trying to...
Hrrumpfh, Stupig Fri**en Giant Ants, Hrrumpfh!
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Originally posted by Stoopid Cat:
**Purr**
Humans are so wierd...
**Purr** Would you like a bowl of cream, Stoopid Cat? You look hungry, pal!
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Wow, I must have really gotten distracted, allowing this to slip to page 2.
Fixed now!
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