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Ohmygod, who told you?
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Hi! How are you?
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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With Everyday Girl's post (number 1250), this thread is now halfway over, whether it's killed or not.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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feelin' hot hot hot
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It's the Vandal Savage of threads!!  her. (But not like that you dirty boys. I saw you thinking it!!)
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Ohmygod, they were thinking that!
It's written all over their faces...
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Brittany! Quit trying to start trouble and go clean your room.
Right Now, Young Lady!
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Actually, I don't think being post 2500 automatically means you win according to the rules.
We would have to start another thread and keep going.
No one wants this.
So, in the name of all that's decent, let it end here.
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The executive committee has recommended that I reject this latest offer.
I will not quote their actual comment on this proposal as it is quite incendiary.
This thread continues. Reply 1257.
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There's an executive committee?
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Yes, my posts in this thread are done at their behest. They inform me that I must secure an unambiguous victory in the contest.
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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
Actually, I don't think being post 2500 automatically means you win according to the rules.
We would have to start another thread and keep going.
Incidentally, this is correct. Victory cannot be achieved through the thread being closed for any reason.
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Originally posted by Tamper Lad:
Yes, my posts in this thread are done at their behest. They inform me that I must secure an unambiguous victory in the contest. Rumor has it that the Executive Committee consists of three Cacks and a sock puppet named Mr. Smelly.
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I wouldn't know, I've never met them.
They communicate their instructions to me, through my real world alter-ego who acts as their intermediary.
They seem rather mysterious. Secret cabal and all that.
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Three Cacks and a sock puppet? Nothing mysterious about that!
Nope nothing at all...
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With a Power Ring...
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Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Two?
What, did you knock off one of the Cacks?
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Killing this thread will now be easy now that the Four Stooges have hit the road.
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So, is Paul Martin the sock puppet or one of the Cacks?
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Since Stephen Harper is the guy who sounds like he's got someone's arm up his butt when he's making a speech, I'll go with one of the Cacks.
It's gonna be a painful 8 weeks. Usually these things are only 5.
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I've often wondered what would happen if the US adopted a "No Confidence" clause similar to the one used in the Canadian system?
Would we be spared the painful "Lame Duck Syndromes" that seem to infect 2nd term presidencies?
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Originally posted by Abin Quank:
Three Cacks and a sock puppet? Nothing mysterious about that! Speaking of sock puppets, is it true that Lamb Chop has risen from the grave?
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Yes.
He's been outfitted with a cybernetic arm and is currently hunting down Shari Lewis.
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this thread needs an atom girl to explode out of it.
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NEXT: While chasing a velociraptor
(worth a try - it worked in the limericks thread)
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