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Id really like to see you crack a smile one of these days, OM...

Beware of smiling miners, outdoor or underground. In my experience they are usually drunk from drinking lots of beer.

So miners are like everybody else who drink from the beer glass...only to discover that everybody looks damn hot!

Minors shouldn't be drinking. It's illegal in most places.

I know: bad puns will not kill this thread.

Minors will never know the sheer buzz one gets from drinking a grape Nehi

When I was about knee-high to my grandfather I got a Marine-style buzz cut.

I hope nobody made any "cutting" remarks, LB

Some religious groups require that males be cut even before they are knee-high. This is probably a good thing, I can't imagine the pain of doing that particular ritual as an adult. I know some converts have to do this.

Some people can be a little circumspect about circumcision, dude

While others might circumflect circumscription or Cirque du Soleil

"And the circle of life gives a little tingle in your fingers"....

Ahhhh what's with the hang-ups. It's a simple medical procedure which just happens to have religious significance to certain religions. There's nothing to be circumspect about, it's purely a technical discussion.

The texts all say that the procedure is painful as an adult but relatively painless when done to babies. Now I wonder which doctor conducted the interviews of the babies that had this procedure done to see how much pain they experienced.

Perhaps even more intriguing, not to imply that your clinical discussion of circumcision is anything less than fully intriguing, is the procedure of elective foreskin restoration. I can hardly wait to hear other members' considerations.

I would prefer to be cut, so that otherwise, it means i have to keep the area in question free of dirt and free of disease

On the other hand I really hate Cirque de Soleil. When I think of how much taxpayer money has into this venture enriching their shareholders, I shudder. We built them a clown and mime college, I rest my case.

The circus must have been fun for you as a kid, Tamper Lad, it is understandable for you to be less wild about it as you grow to adulthood...

I wonder if any Cirque du Soleil performers have undergone elective foreskin restoration at taxpayer expense.

I never heard of the procedure being done at the taxpayer's expense - so it must be expensive, indeed...

I wonder whether the internal revenue code of the US contains explicit guidance on the deductibility of out-of-pocket expenses related to elective foreskin restoration of circus performers. The code is generally very detailed.

Where there is a tax deduction write-off, im sure there would be a loophole to allow for foreskin restoration to be counted...

So if you were a star in the adult film industry could your foreskin re-construction be termed a legitimate business expense?

Could you argue that it's in style this year and get it deducted from your pre-tax earnings?


PS When Abin sees this past page, I know what his answer will be.

Tamper, just SHUT UP!

Mmmmm... No that's not it...


AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!

DIE YOU BASTICH THREAD!!!!!!!

DIE!! DIE!! DIE!!

(Everyday Girl put a bullet into Abin's auto-response generator, so he typed this himself)

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Yep, that was it!

Aw...no Ze Tongues flitting across the page?

Look Again!

It just wouldn't be Abin if there weren't flying s making their way across the screen. It's why we love him... really... I swear...