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Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest!
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Wanderer
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Id really like to see you crack a smile one of these days, OM...
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Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest!
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Wanderer
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Beware of smiling miners, outdoor or underground. In my experience they are usually drunk from drinking lots of beer.
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Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest!
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Wanderer
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So miners are like everybody else who drink from the beer glass...only to discover that everybody looks damn hot!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Minors shouldn't be drinking. It's illegal in most places. I know: bad puns will not kill this thread.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Minors will never know the sheer buzz one gets from drinking a grape Nehi
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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When I was about knee-high to my grandfather I got a Marine-style buzz cut.
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Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest!
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Wanderer
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I hope nobody made any "cutting" remarks, LB
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Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest!
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Some religious groups require that males be cut even before they are knee-high. This is probably a good thing, I can't imagine the pain of doing that particular ritual as an adult. I know some converts have to do this.
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Some people can be a little circumspect about circumcision, dude
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Legionnaire!
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While others might circumflect circumscription or Cirque du Soleil
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Wanderer
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"And the circle of life gives a little tingle in your fingers"....
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Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest!
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Ahhhh what's with the hang-ups. It's a simple medical procedure which just happens to have religious significance to certain religions. There's nothing to be circumspect about, it's purely a technical discussion.
The texts all say that the procedure is painful as an adult but relatively painless when done to babies. Now I wonder which doctor conducted the interviews of the babies that had this procedure done to see how much pain they experienced.
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Perhaps even more intriguing, not to imply that your clinical discussion of circumcision is anything less than fully intriguing, is the procedure of elective foreskin restoration. I can hardly wait to hear other members' considerations.
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I would prefer to be cut, so that otherwise, it means i have to keep the area in question free of dirt and free of disease
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On the other hand I really hate Cirque de Soleil. When I think of how much taxpayer money has into this venture enriching their shareholders, I shudder. We built them a clown and mime college, I rest my case.
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The circus must have been fun for you as a kid, Tamper Lad, it is understandable for you to be less wild about it as you grow to adulthood...
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I wonder if any Cirque du Soleil performers have undergone elective foreskin restoration at taxpayer expense.
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Wanderer
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I never heard of the procedure being done at the taxpayer's expense - so it must be expensive, indeed...
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I wonder whether the internal revenue code of the US contains explicit guidance on the deductibility of out-of-pocket expenses related to elective foreskin restoration of circus performers. The code is generally very detailed.
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Where there is a tax deduction write-off, im sure there would be a loophole to allow for foreskin restoration to be counted...
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So if you were a star in the adult film industry could your foreskin re-construction be termed a legitimate business expense?
Could you argue that it's in style this year and get it deducted from your pre-tax earnings?
PS When Abin sees this past page, I know what his answer will be.
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Tamper, just SHUT UP! Mmmmm... No that's not it... AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!DIE YOU BASTICH THREAD!!!!!!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!!(Everyday Girl put a bullet into Abin's auto-response generator, so he typed this himself) <marquee behavior=alternate> </marquee> Yep, that was it!
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Aw...no Ze Tongues flitting across the page?
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Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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feelin' hot hot hot
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feelin' hot hot hot
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It just wouldn't be Abin if there weren't flying s making their way across the screen. It's why we love him... really... I swear...
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