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Alright I wasn't going to post any more but I have to. I'm honor bound because this is the:


<span style="font-size: 18px;">1000th Post in response to EDE's Challenge. </span>


Happy Aniversary Killing-this-thread. May you have many more, and carry over as many times as SHAKES (pending rule clarifications)

To use an Ev-Gir1-ism: Ohmygod!

Tamper Lad wasn't going to post anymore??

Gee, who believes that one...?

Not me

Without TL here, I guess I'm going to have to try to bore everyone in his place. Where shall begin?
Library of Congress subject headings?
Dewey Decimal Classification?
Anglo-American Cataloguing Rules?
Stupid patron stories ("Do you have a book on how to write criteria?"; "Do you have a book that lists all the Roman Catholic Presidents of the United States?")?

Everyone knows there was only one Catholic President. JFK

Writing criteria in many contexts is not easy there should be books on it.

How about...10 most likely fat millionaire delusional geriatrics, who think wearing a dental-floss g-string will enable them to get laid on that very same day?

I would like an in depth discussion with various posters explaining that Paul McCartney did in fact die and was replaced by a body double.

Explain away please.

No taking the other side.

Don't be ridiculous every geriatric millionaire knows to get laid you flash the Rolex, and show the blonde gold-digger just how many oxygen canisters you require per day.

Addendum: the more canisters you say you need the more vigourous the lay.

and the more Viagra you need that day

Actually, TL (didn't think you could stay away), these are actual questions I got at the reference desk several years ago.

The woman couldn't understand how there could have been only one RC president. She protested "There must have been more than one!"

As for the criteria woman, my first question was "criteria for what" and the answer was "just in general".

*sigh*

Ohmygod, you guys are like seriously sick. Especially you Mr. Stinky-Head Green Puss.

Now everyday girl since you're obviously the type of girl who would be a gold-digger. I just wanna tell you that my previous post was made to explain the complex negotiation taking place in the gold digger/sugar daddy arbitrage.

Ohmygod, Since you obviously the type dude who don't need complete sentences to tell story you never gonna be a sugah daddy...

How about a discussion on how many Roman catholic popes who held office...who actually weren't Roman?

Verbs are for losers Ev-G. I like to keep my readers sharp by making them infer the verb. If my gold-digger was a brat like Ev-G, I wouldn't want to be a sugah daddy either.

Ohmygod, Mr. Stinky-Head Green Puss you is a Collige Graduite with a responsibility poistion in life, isn't you? So why kan't you spek the langrage real good?

If not for verbs, I could speak French and Spanish fluently.

There are things that people do in which words are not needed, Rockhopper

**Purr**

Humans are so much fun to watch...

**Purr**

Aww, i really missed you, Stoopid Cat - nice kitty *strokes furry chin*

Cats really make good companions, they are so soft and cuddly

I'm a dog person, myself. They require more care, but the return is worth the investment.

It depends on the nature of the owner, rather than the nature of the beast...

This is a surprise...Tamper Lad hasnt posted in a while - could this be a good omen?