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Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666803 09/16/05 09:38 AM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Tamper Lad Wanderer Tamper Lad Wanderer Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Ah shucks, can I offer you a drink of Carbon Tetrafluoride? Shoot I meant Carbon Tetrachloride, don't know why I said Freon-14, (Used in ULT fridges), I wanted offer that old dry-cleaning solvent.

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666804 09/16/05 09:39 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Can I have a slice of lemon in it? Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666805 09/16/05 09:45 AM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Tamper Lad Wanderer Tamper Lad Wanderer Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada To get the full liver effects, you should take a split of vodka with it.

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666806 09/16/05 10:09 AM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,083 NorCal Caliente feelin' hot hot hot Caliente feelin' hot hot hot Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,083 NorCal Vodka!! Mmmmmm...

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666807 09/16/05 02:16 PM Joined: Sep 2005 Posts: 248 Nova Girl Active Nova Girl Active Joined: Sep 2005 Posts: 248 you don't know where that vodka's been

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666808 09/17/05 07:12 AM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia Carbon tetrachloride? Didnt the producers of Lost In Space use it in an episode once?

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666809 09/17/05 02:19 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Not really a hard science show, that one. Legion World's Badwill Ambassador

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666810 09/17/05 03:05 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies What? Do you mean carrots can't talk??? I'm disillusioned! The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666811 09/17/05 03:08 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... I'm sorry you had to find out this way, Rockhopper. I know it's hard now, but someday, when you've had time to reflect on all this, you'll thank me. Legion World's Badwill Ambassador

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666812 09/17/05 03:20 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies What bothers me is now I can't figure out where the voices I heard were coming from during all those conversations in the produce section of my local supermarket. I'd talk to the carrots and I know I heard them answer. Of course that might explain why no one ever wants to go grocery shopping with me. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666813 09/17/05 03:28 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Silly Rockhopper. Clearly the tomatoes were having a joke at your expense. Legion World's Badwill Ambassador

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666814 09/17/05 03:45 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Maybe. But you always have to be careful in the produce section. Corn has ears, potatoes have eyes and beans talk. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666815 09/17/05 03:50 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... And the onions will make you cry. Legion World's Badwill Ambassador

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666816 09/17/05 04:00 PM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Tamper Lad Wanderer Tamper Lad Wanderer Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada The irritant in onions that makes you cry is actually only formed in a chemical reaction between air and two constituents of the onion. This is especially severe if you cross-section the onion. Longitudinal cuts or tearing the onion slows the release of this noxious substance considerably.

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666817 09/17/05 04:04 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies In Como agua para chocolate (Like Water for Chocolate), Laura Esquivel recommends slicing an end off the onion and placing it on your head while you cut the rest. I've tried it and it seems to work pretty well. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666818 09/17/05 04:13 PM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Tamper Lad Wanderer Tamper Lad Wanderer Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Or you can just cut the thing so darned fast by the time the chem reaction starts you're already done. If I did this, I'd have no fingers but my evil chef siblings can do this easily. Their knife skill actually always blows the ladies away if they show up early to help at one of their dinner parties.

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666819 09/17/05 04:55 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Wait, wait. Onions have constituents? I didn't even know they were politically active. Legion World's Badwill Ambassador

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666820 09/17/05 04:55 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Cutting it under running water also works, but again, it requires a certain level of skill with a knife. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666821 09/17/05 05:05 PM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Tamper Lad Wanderer Tamper Lad Wanderer Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Oh yes onions have constituents. They represent the so-called smelly vegetables. Long have these vegetables been denigrated by what have traditionally known as the polite society of vegetables. No longer, onions aided by garlic have now begun a non-violent campaign for civil rights on the dinner table.

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666822 09/17/05 05:10 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Oh, yes, I've heard of that movement: ERSCLOG (Equal Rights for Shallots, Chives, Leeks, Onions and Garlic). The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666823 09/17/05 07:16 PM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia In short, there will be another Great Vegetable Rebellion happening soon...

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666824 09/17/05 09:19 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,971 Westerly Rhode Island Abin Quank Wanderer Abin Quank Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,971 Westerly Rhode Island AAAARRRRGGGG!!!!! DIE YOU BASTICH THREAD! DIE! DIE! DIE! (The auto-reply feature of Abin's computer has shorted out; He had to type this one out manually!) <marquee behavior=alternate> </marquee> (But it's still all Tamper Lad's fault) Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!! With a Power Ring...

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666825 09/17/05 09:32 PM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia Abin, you still crack me up, dude

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666826 09/18/05 08:01 PM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,083 NorCal Caliente feelin' hot hot hot Caliente feelin' hot hot hot Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,083 NorCal Oooh, pretty colors in the post of badness from Abin. *is distracted by shiny things*

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666827 09/18/05 08:03 PM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia Ah, the wonders of insane technology, Cali...