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Ah shucks, can I offer you a drink of Carbon Tetrafluoride?
Shoot I meant Carbon Tetrachloride, don't know why I said Freon-14, (Used in ULT fridges), I wanted offer that old dry-cleaning solvent.
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strange but not a stranger
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Can I have a slice of lemon in it?
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To get the full liver effects, you should take a split of vodka with it.
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feelin' hot hot hot
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you don't know where that vodka's been
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Carbon tetrachloride? Didnt the producers of Lost In Space use it in an episode once?
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Not really a hard science show, that one.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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What? Do you mean carrots can't talk??? I'm disillusioned!
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I'm sorry you had to find out this way, Rockhopper.
I know it's hard now, but someday, when you've had time to reflect on all this, you'll thank me.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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What bothers me is now I can't figure out where the voices I heard were coming from during all those conversations in the produce section of my local supermarket. I'd talk to the carrots and I know I heard them answer.
Of course that might explain why no one ever wants to go grocery shopping with me.
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Silly Rockhopper.
Clearly the tomatoes were having a joke at your expense.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Maybe. But you always have to be careful in the produce section. Corn has ears, potatoes have eyes and beans talk.
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And the onions will make you cry.
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The irritant in onions that makes you cry is actually only formed in a chemical reaction between air and two constituents of the onion.
This is especially severe if you cross-section the onion. Longitudinal cuts or tearing the onion slows the release of this noxious substance considerably.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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In Como agua para chocolate (Like Water for Chocolate), Laura Esquivel recommends slicing an end off the onion and placing it on your head while you cut the rest. I've tried it and it seems to work pretty well.
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Or you can just cut the thing so darned fast by the time the chem reaction starts you're already done.
If I did this, I'd have no fingers but my evil chef siblings can do this easily. Their knife skill actually always blows the ladies away if they show up early to help at one of their dinner parties.
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Wait, wait. Onions have constituents?
I didn't even know they were politically active.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Cutting it under running water also works, but again, it requires a certain level of skill with a knife.
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Oh yes onions have constituents. They represent the so-called smelly vegetables. Long have these vegetables been denigrated by what have traditionally known as the polite society of vegetables.
No longer, onions aided by garlic have now begun a non-violent campaign for civil rights on the dinner table.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Oh, yes, I've heard of that movement: ERSCLOG (Equal Rights for Shallots, Chives, Leeks, Onions and Garlic).
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In short, there will be another Great Vegetable Rebellion happening soon...
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AAAARRRRGGGG!!!!!DIE YOU BASTICH THREAD! DIE! DIE! DIE!(The auto-reply feature of Abin's computer has shorted out; He had to type this one out manually!)<marquee behavior=alternate> </marquee> (But it's still all Tamper Lad's fault)
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Abin, you still crack me up, dude
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feelin' hot hot hot
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Oooh, pretty colors in the post of badness from Abin.
*is distracted by shiny things*
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Ah, the wonders of insane technology, Cali...
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