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Maybe a good stiff drink will help you along, Quis...

I'll take the stiff, but I don't drink. O:

well, have a coffee at SHAKES - my treat!

The state of this thread is acceptable. I see no need to change anything right now.


Your proposal to count all the last posts sounds like a precurser to a tiebreaker. Counting all the threads on LW gives an advantage to long-time members. I reject the slippery slope of even looking at threads beyond the 2 most-recent pages of posts.

ARRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!!!

DIE YOU BASTICH THREAD!!!!!

DIE, DIE, DIE!!!!!

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Oh, they're always running the same old movie on this channel!

Johnny Dangerously, as I recall.

You Sir are an Icehole and a Corksoaker...



ARRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!!!

DIE YOU BASTICH THREAD!!!!!

DIE, DIE, DIE!!!!!

(You have activated the Auto-reply feature of Abin's Computer, on your head lie the consequences!)
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I think Abin could use one of Mother's Little Helpers

I'm assuming you mean the ones you take with water as opposed to the ones that require batteries.

29 pages were worth it for that alone.

Would the battery powered devices Outdoor Miner's talking about be sometimes called Battery Operated Boyfriends?

We can all go home now, OM WINS AGAIN!!!

Really! He was clearly talking about a flashlight!

OM did not kill the tread

Okay, cross that idea off the list...

Words to live by.

I don't think it was sincere OM, I think he was playing:

Counter Off-Miner to the weak side out of a Strong-I set. Fortunately our linebacker's were not fooled by the misdirection of his lead block and stopped him for no gain.

Even football, powerfully boring as it is, can't kill this thread!

It would be more interesting if the game was played by hairy men wearing jockstraps and ball protectors

What about black leather and ball-gags instead?

Hey, at least in Australia, the football players are wearing very little. American football involves shoulder pads that would put Joan Crawford to shame so you can't tell what their bodies look like!

Alright then let's try other forms of football. Let's start with Association Football (or Soccer as we call it), I saw on the web that Maradona admitted that there was no Hand of God and that he in fact punched the ball into the net against England in in 1986.

Soccer players always look great in those little shorts!

And US football would have resembled soccer, if Canadians had not introduced a version of rugby that evolved into American football. I believe that a team from Harvard was at McGill and liked that version of the game so much they took it home with them.

Blame Canada!