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Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666328 08/18/05 11:28 PM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,083 NorCal Caliente feelin' hot hot hot Caliente feelin' hot hot hot Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,083 NorCal Quote Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: That auto-reply feature sure is nifty! Heh... that's not the word I was going to use to describe it... And, no, Cobie, I was unaware!! Anytine you wanna tell it, I'm up for a good story. ^_^

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666329 08/18/05 11:47 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,395 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester OP Trap Timer OP Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,395 Liberty City Quote Originally posted by Caliente: And, no, Cobie, I was unaware!! Anytine you wanna tell it, I'm up for a good story. ^_^ It's merely the first chapter in the exciting LMB Saga, The Good, The Dark, and The Dead!

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666330 08/19/05 12:07 AM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,083 NorCal Caliente feelin' hot hot hot Caliente feelin' hot hot hot Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,083 NorCal Oooh, I'm so there~ *snaps uncooly like the white girl she is*

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666331 08/19/05 06:55 AM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Tamper Lad Wanderer Tamper Lad Wanderer Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Gosh geewillikers this nifty old style slang sure is swell, fellas. For a second there I thought I was listening to Jack Benny's singing sidekicks Dennis or Kenny on the Jello Program.

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666332 08/19/05 07:18 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston How about an old style rumble in song? JETS The Jets are gonna have their day Tonight The Jets are gonna have their way Tonight The Puerto Ricans grumble 'Fair fight' But if they start a rumble We'll rumble'em right SHARKS We're gonna hand'em a surprise Tonight We're gonna cut'em down to size Tonight We said 'OK no rumpus No tricks' But just in case they jump us We're ready to mix Tonight JETS We're gonna rock it tonight We're gonna jazz it up And have us a ball SHARKS They're gonna get it tonight The more they turn it on The harder they'll fall JETS Well they began it SHARKS Well they began it JETS & SHARKS And we're the ones to stop'em once and for all Tonight ANITA Anita's gonna get her kicks Tonight We'll have our private little mix Tonight He'll walk in hot and tired Poor dear! Don't matter if he's tired As long as he's near Tonight TONY Tonight, tonight Won't be just any night Tonight there will be no morning star Tonight, tonight I'll see my love tonight And for us stars will stop Where they are MARIA Today the minutes seem like hours The hours go so slowly And still the sky is light Oh moon Grow bright And make this endless day Endless night JETS The Jets are coming out on top Tonight We're gonna watch Bernardo drop Tonight That Puerto Rican punk'll Go down And when he's hollered Uncle We'll tear up the town RIFF : We'll be backing you boy ICE : Right RIFF : You're gonna flat him good ICE : Right MARIA Tonight, tonight Won't be just any night Tonight there will be no morning star Tonight, tonight I'll see my love tonight And for us stars will stop Where they are SHARKS We're gonna rock it tonight We're gonna jazz it tonight They're gonna get it tonight Tonight ANITA Tonight, Late tonight We're gonna mix it tonight JETS & SHARKS But they began it They began it They began it TONY & MARIA Tonight the minutes seem like hours The hours go so slowly And still the sky is light Oh moon Grow bright And make this endless day Endless night... ANITA Tonight Anita's gonna have her day Bernardo's gonna have his way... JETS & SHARKS And we're the ones to stop'em once and for all The Jets/The Sharks are gonna have their way The Jets/The Sharks are gonna have their day We're gonna rock it tonight... ALL ...Tonight Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666333 08/19/05 07:31 AM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Tamper Lad Wanderer Tamper Lad Wanderer Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Bah, not all heterosexual men are intimidated by showtunes. Now a show tune in one of those old Hollywood musicals where they're all doing the synchronized swimming and there's like feather boas and stuff... That might keep me away.

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666334 08/19/05 07:41 AM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia An Esther Williams movie?

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666335 08/19/05 07:56 AM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Tamper Lad Wanderer Tamper Lad Wanderer Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada As I said I don't stay long enough to get the name of the movie that contains such drivel. I do note that such movies are on sunday afternoons when the weather is bad preventing me from going on my trips in the outdoors. You'd know better than me.

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666336 08/19/05 09:02 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,971 Westerly Rhode Island Abin Quank Wanderer Abin Quank Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,971 Westerly Rhode Island ARRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!!! DIE YOU BASTICH THREAD!!!!! DIE, DIE, DIE!!!!! (You have activated the Auto-reply feature of Abin's Computer, on your head lie the consequences!) Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!! With a Power Ring...

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666337 08/19/05 09:06 AM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies TL, it's good to know that there are some straight men out there with an appreciation for show tunes. Quislet, thank you, I'll be singing "Tonight" all day! I'm always glad to discuss musicals, which as I stated earlier, use the composer, not the lyricist as the primary access point in cataloguing. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666338 08/19/05 09:09 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,971 Westerly Rhode Island Abin Quank Wanderer Abin Quank Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,971 Westerly Rhode Island ARRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!!! DIE YOU BASTICH THREAD!!!!! DIE, DIE, DIE!!!!! (You have activated the Auto-reply feature of Abin's Computer, on your head lie the consequences!) Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!! With a Power Ring...

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666339 08/19/05 09:18 AM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Tamper Lad Wanderer Tamper Lad Wanderer Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Mr. Speaker, I rise on a point of order. Abin Quank's posts to this thread are clearly non-sequiter and are ineligiable to win the contest. I ask that they be ruled out of order. I ask further that the posts in question be expunged from the record, and that he be barred from making any further comment.

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666340 08/19/05 09:18 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,971 Westerly Rhode Island Abin Quank Wanderer Abin Quank Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,971 Westerly Rhode Island ARRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!!! DIE YOU BASTICH THREAD!!!!! DIE, DIE, DIE!!!!! (You have activated the Auto-reply feature of Abin's Computer, on your head lie the consequences!) Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!! With a Power Ring...

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666341 08/19/05 07:29 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,078 East Toledo Blockade Boy Wanderer Blockade Boy Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,078 East Toledo ^^^^^^^^

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666342 08/19/05 07:33 PM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Tamper Lad Wanderer Tamper Lad Wanderer Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Obviously negotiations have broken down, stronger measures must be taken.

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666343 08/19/05 08:25 PM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia alcohol will cure anything

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666344 08/19/05 08:32 PM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,083 NorCal Caliente feelin' hot hot hot Caliente feelin' hot hot hot Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,083 NorCal I'll drink to that!!

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666345 08/19/05 08:35 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies I'd rather drink it than catalog it! I'm a reference librarian, anyway! The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666346 08/19/05 08:38 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,971 Westerly Rhode Island Abin Quank Wanderer Abin Quank Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,971 Westerly Rhode Island ARRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!!! DIE YOU BASTICH THREAD!!!!! DIE, DIE, DIE!!!!! (You have activated the Auto-reply feature of Abin's Computer, on your head lie the consequences!) Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!! With a Power Ring...

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666347 08/19/05 08:46 PM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia why not use your scizzors, Abin? LOL

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666348 08/19/05 08:50 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,971 Westerly Rhode Island Abin Quank Wanderer Abin Quank Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,971 Westerly Rhode Island Ummm... They're broken? Yeah, that's it... They're Broken! Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!! With a Power Ring...

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666349 08/19/05 09:07 PM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia Kill the bastards!!!!

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666350 08/19/05 09:17 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,971 Westerly Rhode Island Abin Quank Wanderer Abin Quank Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,971 Westerly Rhode Island ARRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!!! DIE YOU BASTICH THREAD!!!!! DIE, DIE, DIE!!!!! (You have activated the Auto-reply feature of Abin's Computer, on your head lie the consequences!) Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!! With a Power Ring...

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666351 08/19/05 09:33 PM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia insert *evil maniacal laugh* here

Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest! #666352 08/19/05 09:46 PM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Tamper Lad Wanderer Tamper Lad Wanderer Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada I'll not surrender this thread to the ravages of non-sequiter posts. Stand with me lads. I'll not live to see idiocy astride our people.