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Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest!
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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: That auto-reply feature sure is nifty! Heh... that's not the word I was going to use to describe it... And, no, Cobie, I was unaware!! Anytine you wanna tell it, I'm up for a good story. ^_^
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Originally posted by Caliente:
And, no, Cobie, I was unaware!! Anytine you wanna tell it, I'm up for a good story. ^_^ It's merely the first chapter in the exciting LMB Saga, The Good, The Dark, and The Dead!
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feelin' hot hot hot
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Oooh, I'm so there~
*snaps uncooly like the white girl she is*
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Wanderer
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Gosh geewillikers this nifty old style slang sure is swell, fellas.
For a second there I thought I was listening to Jack Benny's singing sidekicks Dennis or Kenny on the Jello Program.
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strange but not a stranger
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How about an old style rumble in song?
JETS The Jets are gonna have their day Tonight The Jets are gonna have their way Tonight The Puerto Ricans grumble 'Fair fight' But if they start a rumble We'll rumble'em right
SHARKS We're gonna hand'em a surprise Tonight We're gonna cut'em down to size Tonight We said 'OK no rumpus No tricks' But just in case they jump us We're ready to mix Tonight
JETS We're gonna rock it tonight We're gonna jazz it up And have us a ball
SHARKS They're gonna get it tonight The more they turn it on The harder they'll fall
JETS Well they began it
SHARKS Well they began it
JETS & SHARKS And we're the ones to stop'em once and for all Tonight
ANITA Anita's gonna get her kicks Tonight We'll have our private little mix Tonight He'll walk in hot and tired Poor dear! Don't matter if he's tired As long as he's near Tonight
TONY Tonight, tonight Won't be just any night Tonight there will be no morning star Tonight, tonight I'll see my love tonight And for us stars will stop Where they are
MARIA Today the minutes seem like hours The hours go so slowly And still the sky is light Oh moon Grow bright And make this endless day Endless night
JETS The Jets are coming out on top Tonight We're gonna watch Bernardo drop Tonight That Puerto Rican punk'll Go down And when he's hollered Uncle We'll tear up the town RIFF : We'll be backing you boy ICE : Right RIFF : You're gonna flat him good ICE : Right
MARIA Tonight, tonight Won't be just any night Tonight there will be no morning star Tonight, tonight I'll see my love tonight And for us stars will stop Where they are
SHARKS We're gonna rock it tonight We're gonna jazz it tonight They're gonna get it tonight Tonight
ANITA Tonight, Late tonight We're gonna mix it tonight JETS & SHARKS But they began it They began it They began it
TONY & MARIA Tonight the minutes seem like hours The hours go so slowly And still the sky is light Oh moon Grow bright And make this endless day Endless night...
ANITA Tonight Anita's gonna have her day Bernardo's gonna have his way...
JETS & SHARKS And we're the ones to stop'em once and for all The Jets/The Sharks are gonna have their way The Jets/The Sharks are gonna have their day We're gonna rock it tonight...
ALL ...Tonight
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Bah, not all heterosexual men are intimidated by showtunes.
Now a show tune in one of those old Hollywood musicals where they're all doing the synchronized swimming and there's like feather boas and stuff... That might keep me away.
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An Esther Williams movie?
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As I said I don't stay long enough to get the name of the movie that contains such drivel. I do note that such movies are on sunday afternoons when the weather is bad preventing me from going on my trips in the outdoors.
You'd know better than me.
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ARRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!!!
DIE YOU BASTICH THREAD!!!!!
DIE, DIE, DIE!!!!!
(You have activated the Auto-reply feature of Abin's Computer, on your head lie the consequences!)
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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TL, it's good to know that there are some straight men out there with an appreciation for show tunes. Quislet, thank you, I'll be singing "Tonight" all day! I'm always glad to discuss musicals, which as I stated earlier, use the composer, not the lyricist as the primary access point in cataloguing.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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ARRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!!!
DIE YOU BASTICH THREAD!!!!!
DIE, DIE, DIE!!!!!
(You have activated the Auto-reply feature of Abin's Computer, on your head lie the consequences!)
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Mr. Speaker, I rise on a point of order.
Abin Quank's posts to this thread are clearly non-sequiter and are ineligiable to win the contest.
I ask that they be ruled out of order. I ask further that the posts in question be expunged from the record, and that he be barred from making any further comment.
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ARRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!!! DIE YOU BASTICH THREAD!!!!! DIE, DIE, DIE!!!!! (You have activated the Auto-reply feature of Abin's Computer, on your head lie the consequences!)
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Obviously negotiations have broken down, stronger measures must be taken.
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alcohol will cure anything
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feelin' hot hot hot
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I'll drink to that!!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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I'd rather drink it than catalog it! I'm a reference librarian, anyway!
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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ARRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!!! DIE YOU BASTICH THREAD!!!!! DIE, DIE, DIE!!!!! (You have activated the Auto-reply feature of Abin's Computer, on your head lie the consequences!)
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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why not use your scizzors, Abin? LOL
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Ummm... They're broken?
Yeah, that's it... They're Broken!
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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ARRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!!! DIE YOU BASTICH THREAD!!!!! DIE, DIE, DIE!!!!! (You have activated the Auto-reply feature of Abin's Computer, on your head lie the consequences!)
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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insert *evil maniacal laugh* here
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I'll not surrender this thread to the ravages of non-sequiter posts. Stand with me lads. I'll not live to see idiocy astride our people.
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