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Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest!
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I think we better get a couple pages of posts on here before the Brits wake back up or they're going to be upse.... Uh Oh, this just came over the wire: From Shakes Bar: stop Masked Mad Man: stop Re: Legion World Message Board: stop The Kill-This-Thread-Contest thread: stop One more post and this bottle of rum gets it: stop
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Re: The Kill-This-Thread Contest!
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Wanderer
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Very well STRATEGIC PLAN for this thread.
Part 1 - Vision, Mission, Objectives
Vision This thread will be the premiere repository of erudite thinking anywhere on the Internet.
Mission This thread will discuss timely subjects of the highest import and promote the sharing of groundbreaking ideas.
Objectives
By the 500th reply, 5 posters on this thread will have had their ideas been published in leading academic journals.
By the 1000th reply, the United Nations will have transcended world poverty and war.
By the crowning of a winner in this contest humanity will have transcended existence on Earth.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Do you by any chance work in HR, TL?
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Wanderer
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OMG!!!!! There IS NO HUMANITY Shakes Bar!!! Oh, I think I'm going to be ill
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feelin' hot hot hot
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We can only hope not RL.
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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No RHL, but my graduate degree is in strategy and marketing.
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Time Trapper
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We have a mission statement?
Now I'm going to be ill....
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This reductionist strategy will not help you, BB.
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Since the last 5 posts are clearly about strategic planning and we've hammered out the strategic framework for this thread, let's get to work on fufilling the objectives as outlined. After all we now have less than 400 posts to get our representatives published in leading journals. Here is our to do list: - Positioning statement
- Develop key performance indicators
- Review environmental Factors/trends
- Review our major strategic issues
- SWOT analysis
- Strategic Action Plans
- Outline functiona requirements
- Summary of major programs
- HR summary
- Financial projections
Any volunteers?
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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groan. tamper lad is an evil genius....
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Nah, too much like work for me TL.
Drat, thought I could get everybody in the bar and sneak in a <span style="font-size: 6px;">little</span> thought.
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Alright back to work DB.
And you too BB. We need those financials.
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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uh,...,right
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Time Trapper
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feelin' hot hot hot
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feelin' hot hot hot
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*snerk* I'm still a student -- if you expect me to work...
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Heaven help us! We've morphed into the Legion of Super-Dilberts!
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Wanderer
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We'll have to see if MEL can run us up some brochures for the LSDs
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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DB this process will leverage your talents to build this thread.
Cali, think of this as an invaluable lesson on the futility of strategic planning.
RL Discussions about cartoons are not germaine to the strategic planning process.
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feelin' hot hot hot
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If it's futile, then why bother?
...don't answer that.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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If discussions about cartoons aren't germaine, why are we on a comics-themed board?
Don't answer that either.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Because the strategic process gives the various stakeholders a vision mission to reach for in the context of building the organization, in this case the thread.
Secondly it helps build talent and capability within the org by creating "stretch" goals for individuals and functional and business units to strive towards.
RL: I refer you to EDE's rules for this game.
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Wanderer
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There is a similarity? Rockhopper you may be on to something!
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feelin' hot hot hot
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I toldja not to answer Tamper Lad!!
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Why do we never get an answer When we're knocking at the door With a thousand million questions About hate and death and war?
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