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it's all about friday nights when legionworld is quiet, too quiet.

Exactly!

Like the time Middlefinger IV came a-knockin'!

It was an accident! I swear!

The LMB has relied upon Cobie's brilliant strategic mind at a number of points in its history, the battle with Middlefinger IV being a notable example!

Ironically enough, another part of my body has served the enemies of the LMB on various occassions too!

Also use of the quote feature should disqualify a poster.

Oh wait... darn!!!!!

Both served and serviced!

Gulp! Everyone, Hrun just stole all the jewels off the LW statues! And now he's battling Stoopid Cat!

Oh wait...that was last summer...

Ooh serviced?? How do I get that one Eryk??

the line's back here

Cal, hon, I'm probably not the one you want to ask for tips on seducing men! Wait till MLLASH gets back!

*snerk* Well, that's not exactly what I meant but... I may just do that anyway!

Does anyone have any advice on seducing women? Subject to the minor constraint:

Budget=$0.00

can't help you there

Haha. As a woman, I can only say...

...we're not really predictable like men. High strung and emotional are more the norm over here. So... g'luck!!

And just remember that all women are crazy, you're best bet is to not question them or remind them of this fact.

(Advice might be better if you offered money. )

Well it's a given that all women are crazy. It's a biological imperative. Alas I like my women direct and to the point. Rassafrackin' Stoopid evolution.

women are predictable. They will be high strung and emotional

*snerk* Go with those theories boys.

So, I had a casual female acquaintance tell me earlier this summer that she had this whole close friendship with me planned out in her imagination.

I'm wondering if I should take it as some sort of wake-up call that apparently women are fantasizing about being "just good friends" with me...

The fact that irrationality and emotional unpredictability is the default that a man has no chance to win against a woman. The best we could do is to hedge everything and break even.

This implies we'd pay the transaction costs to make the counter bets and play to not make things worse. I understand the need for men to make gifts of flowers, candy and jewelery.

Awww, poor Eryk!! Well, lots of girls like to be friends with boys they like first and let it grow...

And, yes Tamper Lad, men do need to give the gifts of flowers, candy and diam- er, jewelry. It's just the way it is.

most of my girl friends just want a guy who likes them and is without issues. so many guys get my friends number or don't call, if they date the give mixed signals, like saying they want a casual relationship but they are the ones that become obssesed and needy.

my girl friends would appreciate someone straight forward, who wasnt a total loser.

I fell for a guy who had his own washing machine. And a cat. I thought it was a good sign. That strikes me as pretty rational. We still have the washing machine. Good luck, Tamper Lad.

The thread that would not die....

Disaster. That's because men and women value a relationship differently. Men don't call because its not something that makes sense.

In finance terms.
Men generally see the relationship as call-option on fun (not necessarily limited to sex).

Women see the relationship as a put-option on against being alone.

Hmm I wonder if I could get funding to write this one up as a study.