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Jeepers H. Tutu!

Lardy running--awesome! The very first LMB leader running again! Who can argue with sexing things up?

Numf running--awesome! I'll definately be by the campaign tent for the oral sex--er, I mean the rowies part!

The ballot continues to impress! Despite *choke* DB not running in the election (first list of nominees and already I've got it wrong... )

Each candidate is very impressive so far. Now all I have to do is arrest Winema Wazzo and we can continue nicely

Again an electoral process unworthy of genius. Since no regime will grant me licence to mass produce Khundish-Human-Panda hybrids, I will vote as per my original criteria.

So, Which lovely bimbo candidates have boobs bigger than IQs again?

Little known fact, Why do you think they allow Thora of Taltar to cut into line. Hint when she let her hair down we got some footage for the next volume of "Militant Alien Feminists Gone Wild"

So we have:

Kent Shakespeare
Actor Lad
Calamity Monkey
Winema Wazzo
LARDLAD
Ghost of Numf-El

Any progress on the prop1a front?

*choke*

None, I'm afraid.

And bribery to the founders of LW for his/her password is not working either. Er, I'm told.

In order for a bribe to work, dear, you would have to offer me something I'm not already getting

Your most beautiful Princess - don't forget to check out my campaign promises above.

Numf

Is Calamity Monkey truly running?

I find it inappropriate for an Alt-ID to be a candidate.

If this stands, I shall withdraw from the race and will lead a boycott effort.

Bigotry, I say, Bigotry! In this day and age to think an Alt ID not being allowed to run for office? After all Space Ranger fought for, year in and year out, and to have it so callously discarded away while his body is still fresh in his grave!

This cannot be Kent Shakespeare! I hope you can shake off the effects of these Dominators and grow strong again! The poison they have set forth in your mind will consume you!

Whether Alt ID, non-mammal or any species, all must be represented! For Oligarchy must ever be feared as greatly as tyranny. Not until all have a say can anyone ever truly believe in the system.

This is typical Dominion patriarchal behavior. First they exclude the alt-IDs and animals, then the women, then anyone who isn't of the right "caste".

Ever wonder why their leaders are so obsessed with painting those big red dots on their heads? A classic case of over-compensation.

<Rolls over in his Grave>


Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(If I was alive I'd...)

At the request of several, I shall remain in the race. I still feel that an Alt-ID should not be leader. There's enough of that in real life.

Although, you have to admit, Stoopid Cat as President of the US could make for a change for the better

(Really glad to hear you're still in Kent!)

Jeepers! With 15 votes in thus far, it's shaping up to be a very close election!

21! that's 3.5 votes each! It's neck and neck...

Great gravy! Will you people stop all voting for different people?

Of course, this could be evidence that the voters are picking their candidates through the very rational method of rolling a die!

I think that it's up around 25 now - it just goes to show how many alt-ids there are around here.

Man, I hate not having any idea how the race is going!!! Guess it's that way to preven tampering, eh?

Yes. Unfortunately we've had a few voting/election scandals in the past, so this seemed the best way to prevent that.

Understand, sweetness.

Next time out, three days of voting should suffice, methinks. One week was a good timeframe for campaigning.

Don't forget to post on the Voter Registry thread, as well as PM the Election Tyrant when you vote. You must do both in order for your vote to be counted.

Just to be clear, does the election end tomorrow or sometime on Monday?

It's theoretically at noon, board time, on Monday.

So there's still some time to curry Lash's favor, but not much, so you may want to bust out the big guns

any chance we can get a peek at your big guns, your highnessness?

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