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Deal with it!

Who dis be?

*choke*

When I'm near this new guy, my spiritual powers, which put me in tune with the universe, make me feel that not only should I know this person, but I should know him well!

As if he's taken the place of someone once dear to me...what could this mean?

Who is this sentient? My old contacts at the Dark Oval never had any files on him before...

I'll have to watch him carefully...and all of them for that matter...

and so you're back
from outer space
I just walked in to find you here
with that sad look upon your face

Oh, you're back, are you? Here's that unpaid bill, Ultra Man.

He's that guy...you know the one with the nose....

Hmm... so much for my calculations that he wouldn't be back before 2174...

It can't be him......he's wearing a shirt.

Could it be Loser, in disguise?

While unfortunate, I don't think that proves it's not him. Who knows what horrific changes he's been though?

Good point.

The facial hair does hint at some kind of recent trauma.

Really? I thought he was, you know, the guy with the hair.

They told me that none of you would recognize me.

It appears they were right.

Sad.

*Appears in a Flash of Lightning*

You dropped your hat Mr. Ranger...Im keeping an eye on you.

*Dissapears*

New faces appearing is never good...it might work against everything I've been trying to establish.

I can think of one LMBer who at least owes me a serious favor...

Yes. New.

Hi I brought you the offical welcome basket from the security office. It contains an empty vodka bottle (Who thought they were going to last in the security office) a muffin with the choc chips picked out, a signed photgraph of spellbinder, Lonestar rangers standard I'm watching you letter of welcome, a ballon with a picture of Goofy on it (Apparently you cant mik him) and the phome number of a sentient disco ball if your looking for a good time.

so welcome Oh and your on the list for jury duty citizen.

welcome ...

<splash>

Quite the diverse welcoming committee.

Lonestar Ranger? Now why would Cobalt Kid grant the most wanted sentient in three space sectors asylum on Legion World?

Hey, if it was up to me, I’d lock Lonestar Ranger in Takron-Galtos for a couple of years! I don’t like him at all and I never would grant him amnesty. But it’s not up to me to make such decisions…

Apparently, he helped out some LMBers during the Invasion, and then LardLad was able to clear him of any charges for crimes he may have personally committed during the Invasion. He’s requested sanctuary here on Legion World because the whole of the Dark Oval Empire are out to kill him. The minute he commits a crime, I have no doubt Matlock or Abin will haul him in.

But tell me about these other sectors…if they’re enemies of the UP, this might be useful information…

I dont know of any outstanding warrants for him.

Takron-Galtos is exactly where that miscreant belongs.

He's wanted in the Beta-Hydrea Sector for questioning about the kidnapping and murder of the President of the planet Luminax.

He's wanted in several Gil'Dishpan worlds for terrorist activities. No, the Gil'Dishpan aren't the UP's best friends but they are at least neutral allies.

And, he's wanted on Thanagar for extortion.

Doesn't the Security Office keep in touch with other police organizations anymore?

Space Ranger must be spinning in his grave knowing that he had to leave you two and your motley crew in charge of the organization that he and I started so many years ago.

{walks up to Gary}

{touches his finger to a wart on Garys forhead}

{the wart instantly freezes solid}

"that will drop of in a couple of days."
"Sentiant biology is a fasinating subject, Did you reralise your over 65% water?"
"If it took my fancy I could do that to every cell in your body"
"Don't under estimate us"

"Oh and enjoy the welcome basket"

A word of advice, Polar Boy. It is generally considered wise to ascertain an opponent's power level before taking actions designed to provoke a response.

<Magnetic Fields warp around Polar Boy's Feet. He suddenly finds himself hanging upside down in mid-air.>

There is far less Iron than water in the human body but to someone with my abilities...

Oh, and thank you very much for the welcome basket.