Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Every 10 Years Forum Procounsel of Greenland - to be decided by Deputy Leader Vu!

We need to keep a permanent rota of LMBP’ers with ice based powers on hand in Greenland to prevent the thawing out of Dion before she destabilises the entire western hemisphere.

Or we might get Dion - the Zombie. Too much for a lone Procounsel to handle.

Ohmygod!

I've like got some Zombie Buster Kneecap Specials left...

I mean like if you guys need some help and junk.

wait. When did Celine get frozen in ice?

Early in the Cramer/Dedman admin.

Luckily for us all.

We should get the Nobel Peace Prize for that one!

And who says there is Global Warming.

but if there IS.. .and she is unleashed upon the world once more, what then?

WHAT THEN?!?

Where's Frio when you need her?

I believe that, though she is no longer "The Empress", she is currently without ID. Perhaps after the Five Faces of Death is over, she'll recover Hel's for her use, once again.

Hm...many weeks have gone by where we could have cruely taxed the denizens of Greenland and embezzled that money to our own coffers. Instead, they've been using it on bathtub gin and other things Greenlanders do.

It may be time for a stronger hand. Don't forget...these denizens were ruled by an iron fist by Celine Dion for many years.

The problem is none of us can really bring ourselves to sing like that. That's what beat the Greenlanders into submission.

maybe we could convince the Greelanders that she is a baby seal? We could offer a bounty for her pelt.

Ah yes. It's time to reveal what happened when I led a group from the Legion of Former Deputies undercover as backup singers for Celine Dion. Well, let's just say I sing tenor and can freeze things. We'll leave it at that.

you, Rocky, know that? Love.

Awww! I you too, Cali!

Cali always did like you better.

How many crazy chanteuses québecoises have you put on ice?

Aw, that's not true, Kent! You know I love you, too.

Though, Rocky, did have a good point. How many crazy chanteuses québecoises have you put on ice?

So has anything been decided yet? And if we are putting certain singers on ice can we add Nickelback? I would probably give up my soul just to never have to listen them again.

No! As leader, I forbid it. (Okay, yeah, I kinda like them.)

But feel free with Britney Spears and/or the Spice Girls.

Freezing is an extreme action, saved for truly evil performers such as Ms. Dion. I'm on call, though!

Oh yes, Vu, On behalf of the current chair, Dedman, and all of the other members, I invite you to your honorary seat at the Legion of Former Deputies , of which you will be chair when your term as Deputy Leader ends.

No! I love the Spice Girls! Never them.

Britney will probably find a way to do it herself.

And thanks Rocky, can't wait to join the Legion of Former Deputies!

As one of the founders, I can say that we look forward to having you - but ONLY after a full and rewarding term as an actual Dep (it wouldn't be as exclusive a club otherwise, would it?).

Hey Deps! Since you're here, how about dealing with the unresolved Anne Murray problem? She was last seen trying to bring down some wind power generators near her home, thus forcing continued reliance on depleting oil stocks. She therefore constitutes a real threat to Greenland & its ice cap.