Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Every 10 Years Forum Procounsel of Greenland - to be decided by Deputy Leader Vu!

Surely since the occupation, we need an LMBer to govern our new province, less the people turn to bloody rebellion.

Given my background in military and security matters, I'll gladly take the position. Should the next leader choose to appoint me as the Procounsel, I would gladly give them my vote and use the political power given to me as Top Poster of Legion World to encourage others to do so.

As the one who pointed out the Greenlandic menace in the first place, and as someone with higher-than-average knowledge about Greenland (in an LW-patriotic way, of course), I would volunteer to serve in some capacity, whether as procounsel, special advisor to the procounsel, or as governor-general (a ceremonial post which would not infringe upon the procounsel's authority).

I would on principle be unwilling to set foot within the one-kilometer Safety Zone around the Celene Dion Confinement Center, however, but would be comfortable sending in red-shirt subordinates to check on the prisoner from time to time, provided I have funding to surgically disable their inner ears (earplugs are not a strong enough safeguard, of course, given the captive's metahuman abilities).

Hm, I propose a duel procounselship, with Kent running the administrative and re-organization tasks, while I handle the tax-collecting and security details. I have my own private staff in place for those two functions. Kent's expertise would be vital to getting Greenland back to functioning as it should be.

What's to re-oganize? Kent, wouldn't you like to be the Cultural Attaché?

Did I forget to mention that we're also occupying Hans Island? There was some silly dispute between Canada and Denmark over that and it seemed best if we just took over.

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Hans is such a Germanic sounding(ie Danish) name.

Let's rename the island Trudeau's Finger in honour of what the great Canadian Nationalist P.E.T. would show anyone who disputed the sovereignty of that mound of gravel in the arctic.

Geez, I wonder how we pulled off Greenland and Hans Island under the noses of the corporate tyrants that control Earth?!?!?

Why, FC's political mastery of course!

Not to mention Deddy scared the beejus out of Cananda, Inc.!

Why? Has Canada run out of obscure British royalty to name things after?

Perhaps it's time to pull out of Greenland and focus on another place, preferably another planet.

The Greenland ice cap is melting so...eral cubic kilometres in size break off.

Or, perhaps a Greenlandian plot to block the Northwest passage shipping lanes and cripple the Canadian economy?

Do they have NO morality?

Great! I can be the first LWer to die in a tsunami!

The old melt our ice caps so they'll stop trying to conquer us bit. Seen it before tons of times. I reccomend we build some particularly well placed damns so their cities are flooded. That will quiet down the riff-raff.

Would you believe TWO melting ice caps?

Hm...I believe our leaders should begin discussing this very important topic!

Hush!!

By melting those ice caps we are very close to actually achieving our objective of turning Greenland back into a very green and pleasant land. A holiday resort of the highest quality for LMBP’ers.

Of course we now need to concentrate on placing an icecap over Australia

Like in the 3boot! I like it.

Mm, that sounds like work and therefore goes against my laziness policy. Talk to my deputy.

Thread title updated per the orders of Caliente!

ah, yeah. sure. do what you feel like.

The libertarian administration of Legion World!

Perhaps one of us everyday citizens such as myself would be the appropriate choice? When should I leave Legion World?

Oh no you don't Metternich. You will be leaving Legion World soon. But you're going to Takron Galtos not Greenland! Now back to the Tower you go!

<grabs for him but Metternich manages to slip away agains>

Feh, A Libertarian Administration would say, "Do what you like with property that has been assigned to your stewardship as long as you did not gain that stewardship through coercion and your plans do not infringe on the property rights of others."

"Do what you feel like" sounds dangerously anarchist. Are we sure the Administration isn't encouraging anarchy to feed the ever growing "Super-Hero Industrial Complex"? I mean the LMB was bad enough but now we have private armies providing security in the streets of LW.

Hey there! Colonel!!! Make sure you post that squad outside the Evil Genius Building.

Zounds!

What if the melting ice inadvertantly frees Celine Dion from improsonment?

Something else else MUST BE DONE!

We'll get the anarchists to throw teddy bears at her.