Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Every 10 Years Forum Litter Box Park, a Playground for LW Felines!

**Purr**

That might be a very good idea, especially if Furball is as fond of Shark Fin Soup as I am...

**Purr**

Roh Rah!

Rye rove Rarkfood!

Rhyme ralso randy to have around...randy...ran...ruhmmm...Relpfull.

Sounds like a match made in heaven. Maybe they can brush each other's fur.

Hmm... Maybe it's in his cache under the litter box...

<moves the litter box out of the way, rips open Stoopid Cat's safe and scatters its contents>

Damm! Not here either... Where????

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(I have to find it!)

Space Ranger, do you have a duly approved search and seize order?

You'll never find it, in any event. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Aha! We're on to you Mr. Space Ranger! Beware, I'm going to have to do something about this! Release Stoopid Cat immediately!

*scratch*

What the...?

Is there a secret alt ID/feline war going on that no one knows about?

**Purr**

Okay, If Cobie's gonna start the election nonsense again, it's time to drag out the old litter box.

I have only one promise for Legion World. If I'm elected I will emmediately resign in favor of Co-Leaders for life Vee and Quiz and resume my role as Deputy leader for life in my secret undisclosed location. (Where I spend all my time handing out no-bid contracts to Purina and Pets R Us.)

**Purr**

If only you were a girl, a robot or Outdoor Miner, SC, then I'd vote for you.

Although, rumor has it that you *not* a man, so I guess that might count for something...

**Purr**

Of course I'm not a man, I'm a cat. For the self proclamed greatest hero of Legion World, you sure are dense sometimes, Cobie!

**Purr**

P.S. I have one thing in common with Wolverine, besides the claws that is, I regenerate really well.

P.P.S. Don't tell Abin!

<Exit's tesseract, carfully inspects area looking for signs of a barbarian invasion. Finding none quickly hits a hidden switch on the side of the litter box activating the secret tesseracts installed during his term as LW Deputy Leader.>

That idiotic barbarian is in for a few surprises.

<Suddenly appears in Stoopid Cat's litter box>

What the-?! One minute I'm walking down the street and then a terresact opens up and I end up here...

Hm, I wonder if there's booze here?

<disengages portable invisibility field>

there was.

<hands Cobie a bottle>

It's Khundian brande. strong, but good.

Pardon me, I'm hunting Gil'Dishpans who've been holding unauthorized External Affairs (tm).

<resumes invisibility>

**Purr**

Cobie, Kent thanks for dropping by. A few others might pop in later some intentionally - others by surprise. I just wanted to let you guys know that I have no intention of letting this Hurnmf character get away with harrassing the feline population of Legion World. I don't intend to start a fight but... Well, I really don't think I'll have to... If you know what I mean...

**Purr**

As long as the denizens of Legion World are protected, and the flow of booze continues strongly, I see no reason to involve stop the playful grudge you and Hrun have!

I'll second that.

<grabs bottle, chugs>

It's funny to reread my posts the next day. I need to really learn to proof-read them one day

<Refuses to edit previous post!>

Way to take a stand, Cobalt!

You too, Stoopid Cat. If Hrun is bothering you, be sure to let him know politely! Of course, resorting to war is never the way to go, but with a barbarian it may be like sitting down and discussing things over tea!

If Hrumdrum is bothering you just remind him that the plants still need a proper watering

Hrun trudges through the vast waterless waste that is Stoopid cats litter box. Since his escape from Security he has been walking for four days and nights in this trackless desert. Finally he see the edge of the litter tray and heaving him self over it, sees a large bowl of milk. Drinking it all in one go Hrun looks around. Dropping to one knee he examines all but invisible tracks. Deciding which way Stoopid cat has gone he sets out to follow. Pausing only to slap Kent on the back,

"Hale and well met my brave fellow"

and to offer Cobalt and Miner two large flagons of mead...

Hrun chases off after stoopid cat shouting.

"Come back here cat, I need your fur"

<Watching the barbarian's aimless meandering from a convenient tesseract, Stoopid Cat waits until he enters a confined alleyway near SHAKES then drops out of the tesseract behind him>

**Yowl**

Harrumph, I'm right here...

**Yowl**

<Hrun tries to turn and swing his mighty Axe but his massive shoulders bind in the narrow space. Instantly Stoopid Cat is on him, Sharp claws ripping and slashing. But Hrun is a mighty warrior and the brief battle is hardly one sided. Unable to use his Axe he drops it and attempts to grab the furious feline but only succeeds in momentarily batting him away. The brief respite however is enough for Hrun to place both hands on the confining walls and give a massive heave. They crumble giving him room to swing his mighty Axe. But, as he bends over to retrieve his fearsome weapon Stoopid Cats Claws dig deeply into his exposed buttocks as a parting shot.

<Safely back in the tesseract Stoopid Cat watches the bloodied barbarian's search for his hiding place, he begins to lick his various wounds and decides to hide and recover behind the bar at SHAKES>

Hey Stoopid Cat! You around darling? Here's some fresh catnip, some kitty treat biscuits and a bowl of cream for you.

<places bowl, treats and catnip down, turns and resumes other posting duties elsewhere safe in the knowledge that her favourite tom cat will enjoy the food she's left for him>