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by Invisible Brainiac - 05/17/25 02:29 AM
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Register your support for Stoopid Cat's Election Here! (Just make sure to cover and rake when you are done!)
Now that the Election (and my term as Deputy Leader to Vee and Quiz) is long over I think the idea of renaming this thread is highly appropriate, THANKS MISSY T!
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Stoopid Cat,
Let me be the first to congratulate you on your nomination. It will be an honor to run against you for Leader.
*Extends hand*
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Same questions for you that I asked the esteemed Quislet, Esq.
How do you feel about post-whores and post-whoring?
Where do you stand on Mysterious Cloaked Entities? What are your plans for fending off such attacks?
Do you think Stu was actually attacked or hatched a devious scheme on his own?
If you are elected Leader, what <strike>will become of the Space Law Firm</strike> do you plan to do about the Litter Box's odor?
If elected, would you consider changing your title "The Legion World Leader of Space"?
Pre-boot or Post-boot?
Simone or DnA?
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq:
Stoopid Cat,
Let me be the first to congratulate you on your nomination. It will be an honor to run against you for Leader.
*Extends hand* **Purr** It is a pleasure Mr. Quislet, Esq. to know that you will be running a clean and fair campaign. I look forward to an open and honest debate centered on the issues. **Purr** Originally posted by minesurfer:
Same questions for you that I asked the esteemed Quislet, Esq.
How do you feel about post-whores and post-whoring?
Where do you stand on Mysterious Cloaked Entities? What are your plans for fending off such attacks?
Do you think Stu was actually attacked or hatched a devious scheme on his own?
If you are elected Leader, what <strike>will become of the Space Law Firm</strike> do you plan to do about the Litter Box's odor?
If elected, would you consider changing your title "The Legion World Leader of Space"?
Pre-boot or Post-boot?
Simone or DnA? **Purr** Ah, My first Press Conference! To answer your questions in order: I am not in favor of any new rules which restrict the rights of Legion Worlders to whore around in any manner they choose, provided that they are openly and honestly supporting my campaign. Post-Whoring while campaigning for any other candidate should be, and will be under my administration outlawed. I prefer to stand on their backs while they are laying face down and unconscious. Other than that I suggest that we give serious consideration to deploying anti cloaking devices around Legion World's boarders and incinerating on sight any MCE's. I prefer not to comment on the nefarious affairs of the current administration. However since you asked; there remains a distinct possibility that STU was actually attacked by a devious scheme of his own which spiraled out of control under the influence of certain Neo-Narcissistic Forces here on Legion World. A special Commission should be appointed to investigate these allegations. Empty it. No. (But "His Imperial Stoopid Cat Majesty" does have a certain ring to it) Preboot (and Pre V4) Levitz/Shooter/DnA/Simone, Legion Writers are all good (I do not consider the Bierbaums to be Legion Writers). It's kind of like sex, sometimes a particular instance is incredible, but there's no bad, just varying degrees of good. **Purr**
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Stoopid Cat, if you're elected leader, do you plan to address the issues of institutional racism against felines on Legion World, and do you plan a back lash against canines?
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Hi Stoopid Cat, just wanted to stop in to wish you well during the campaign and to let you know that, while we may be competing against each other in the election, you are always welcome at the Villa and there will always be a fresh bowl of milk! 
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Stoopid Cat, if you're elected leader, do you plan to address the issues of institutional racism against felines on Legion World, and do you plan a back lash against canines? **Purr** Rest assured that it has never been nor will it ever become my personal or public policy to take revenge for anything. I do not feel that there has been or ever will be any form of racism here on Legion World. Some people feel that the STU administration has in the past shown a certain disdain toward people of the feline persuasion. I am not one of those people. Nor is my sister Fat Cramer. We both feel that we have been treated fairly by this administration.
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Originally posted by Varalent: Hi Stoopid Cat, just wanted to stop in to wish you well during the campaign and to let you know that, while we may be competing against each other in the election, you are always welcome at the Villa and there will always be a fresh bowl of milk! **Purr** Vee, I would also like to wish you well O' Most Honored of my campaign opponents. And I would like to offer you the same courtesy feel free to stop by my litter box anytime. You are free to use the facilities here at your leisure. **Purr**
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Stoopid Cat,
I do wonder how you will treat the rodent population of Legion World if (or rather WHEN) you are elected, with Rody the Super cat becoming the side kick of my bro' Numf El I am anxious that your feline instincts wont mean Ken will need to get a new pet if (or rather WHEN) you get elected....
And my neighbour grows catnip, do you want some?
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No one's going to be digging up any dirt around HERE...  
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"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me
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Stoopid Cat what is your stand on flirting?
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Originally posted by Sonnie Bloke:
Stoopid Cat,
I do wonder how you will treat the rodent population of Legion World if (or rather WHEN) you are elected, with Rody the Super cat becoming the side kick of my bro' Numf El I am anxious that your feline instincts wont mean Ken will need to get a new pet if (or rather WHEN) you get elected....
And my neighbour grows catnip, do you want some? **Purr** Sonnie, considering the high regard in which I hold both you and your esteemed brother I am proud to say that any person who can say that they are a friend of either of you has my utmost respect. That being said, I must also point out that Rody is himself a long standing member of our community who has on occasion in the past championed some - shall we say - "Questionable Causes." If Rody is ready to disavow his crusade for a "Rodent Takeover" of legion World, then I am quite prepared to make a place for him on the table of my administration. Ummm... I mean at the table, not on the table... I admit to "experimenting with catnip when I was young and foolish, but I did Not Inhale! So yes I would be interested! **Purr**
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Originally posted by Pov: No one's going to be digging up any dirt around HERE... **Purr** Just be sure to rake the box smooth when you are finished. **Purr**
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Stoopid Cat, you are becoming positively chatty since you began campaigning. I knew those rhetoric lessons would pay off someday! If anyone comes to interview me about your kittenhood, rest assured that my jaws are sealed!
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
Stoopid Cat, you are becoming positively chatty since you began campaigning. I knew those rhetoric lessons would pay off someday! If anyone comes to interview me about your kittenhood, rest assured that my jaws are sealed! Thanks Sis, Just remember, Atlantic City never happened. It was a story dredged up by the Right Wing Lunatic Fringe to discredit me.
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Originally posted by icefire:
Stoopid Cat what is your stand on flirting? I don't stand, I lay on my back with all four paws in the air, It's more fun that way!
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SC, you gorgeous cutey you, I'm just popping in to post my support for your campaign here. There is a certain logic to having a pussy on top that may go past a few of our fellow LMBPers, but I for one think it's the best option!
xx B
ps - please don't encourage Sonnie to go on any raids of our neighbour's gardens! They think we'er all mad anyway and he's hardly the most inconspicuous chap you know.
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Originally posted by Harbinger:
SC, you gorgeous cutey you, I'm just popping in to post my support for your campaign here. There is a certain logic to having a pussy on top that may go past a few of our fellow LMBPers, but I for one think it's the best option!
xx B
ps - please don't encourage Sonnie to go on any raids of our neighbour's gardens! They think we'er all mad anyway and he's hardly the most inconspicuous chap you know. ***PPuurrrr*** Harbinger, Thank you for your support! Does this mean that you are declining to run up against me? And I would never encourage anyone to raid their neighbors garden. Not even for catnip! <wink, wink> **Purr**
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Hey Stoopid Cat, where's your human been?
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**Purr**
Hi Semi, Good to see you. Pagan lass has been off learning new Holistic Medicine Techniques. She really doesn't like spending too much time on the 'Pooter because it's just a little too newfangled for her. That annoying guy she keeps around as her other pet has been doing something he calls work. Looks more like freecell to me but what do I know, I'm a Cat.
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Stoopid Cat, despite our different stand on the rights of the peasantry, I would like to offer you congrats on your nomination. I'm a big fan of pussies! 
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Cobie, despite our policy differences I know that in the end we both want what's best for Legion World. It is an honor to be your opponent.
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**Purr**
The final round is here, seven candidates, two positions, Time to bring out the heavy artilary...
<Checking to see if anyone is looking Stoopid Cat flips a cleverly concieled switch on the side of his litter box. The litter box slides to one side revealing a trap door. He quickly opens the door and removes six bulging file folders.>
Yes, these should do quite nicely, once I arrange for P. Ratzi to "Find" them.
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Give me that folder you little !@#@!^$%$#$$%
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Well now that I have these folders lets just take a few peeks!
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