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With so much booty to carry tis only fitting that I shall have a fine fur pouch to carry it in. I need fine bodied men and women to join me on a quest to obtain the finest cat fur and skin. I have seen one particularly fine specimen in these very halls.
Who will join me on my pussy hunt
Bring me Mead and Meat,
NOW Slave!!
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As a world-renowned pussy-hunter, I would usually welcome such a hunt, Hrun!
But the felines of Legion World are mostly LMBers and important members of the community! Fat Cramer, Jinx, Queen Connie and Stoopid Cat are all great allies, and are now your comrades in battle--now that you've joined the ranks of the LMB!
There are other creatures that deserve to be hunted, like alt ID's with delusions of grandeur! But you must figure out which ones are good and which ones evil before embarking on such a hunt!
In the meantime, more Mead!
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Maybe STU could use his puppy skills to scare up some pussy for you.
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I'm not interested in pussy anymore.
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Don't Stop Peelieving
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Must.... resist.... temptation to.... comment....
"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt
"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Pussy hunt?
Did Mrs. Slocombe's pussy get out?
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I don't think so.
And I am unanimous in that.
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The Present is Past
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....no, I just can't say anything either.
Happy trails anyway, Cobie & Hrun.
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**HHIISSS**
<Extends claws, slices five long grooves into steel post...>
Hrumf, Hrun (or whatever sound effect you're using for a name today) hunt away! HAIRBALL! I've already caught your scent and I know who you really are, so bring it on, Big-Nose. Space Ranger needs some company in the mouse-hole dimension.
**HHIISSSS**
When you're in Danger or in Trouble I will be there on the Double.
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False alarm, Stoopid Cat. I realize now that Hrun was speaking metaphorically, an unusual feat for a barbarian. Burn down enough libraries, and that's what happens.
Keep a watchful eye, just in case I'm wong.
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Well...
At the very least...
At least he's got a dream.
*tee hee*
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Hrun dreams of soft fur, lovely maidens and the pleasure of....
Bring me Mead and Meat,
NOW Slave!!
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Originally posted by Stoopid Cat:
**HHIISSS**
<Extends claws, slices five long grooves into steel post...>
Hrumf, Hrun (or whatever sound effect you're using for a name today) hunt away! HAIRBALL! I've already caught your scent and I know who you really are, so bring it on, Big-Nose. Space Ranger needs some company in the mouse-hole dimension.
**HHIISSSS** Hrun reaches into a pouch at his waste and throws down some catnip. "Watch and wait little one, watch and wait" As he draws a large knife
Bring me Mead and Meat,
NOW Slave!!
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Originally posted by Hrun the Barbarian:
Hrun dreams of soft fur, lovely maidens and the pleasure of....  ...a completed sentence? *hee hee* Ponders the predation upon our pals, the pussies, as compared to the conservation of our chums, the cocks.
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Be vewy qwiet. I'm hunting pussy.
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<Enters quietly, sniffs distainfully at the low-grade catnip baiting the crude barbarian trap, Proceeds quietly around the shadowed areas of the large room carefully marking certain spots for future referance. Exits through a specially set up tesseract and waits silently for the barbarian to awake.>
When you're in Danger or in Trouble I will be there on the Double.
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Originally posted by He Who Wanders:
Pussy hunt?
Did Mrs. Slocombe's pussy get out? She did and I heard that Emperor Chung of Bangkok is the father of her kittens. PS Love that show Greg. As for the idea of hunting cats for fur, you face the wrath of two founders, myself and Saturn Girl. And you don't want to piss off Saturn Girl. I suggest you hunt something else. Maybe GRL's.
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Originally posted by Lightning Lad: Originally posted by He Who Wanders:
[b]Pussy hunt?
Did Mrs. Slocombe's pussy get out?
PS Love that show Greg.
As for the idea of hunting cats for fur, you face the wrath of two founders, myself and Saturn Girl. And you don't want to piss off Saturn Girl.
I suggest you hunt something else. Maybe GRL's. [/b]**PURR** <Silent Cat laughter> **PURR**
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In the interests of protecting all kitties everywhere, Miss Terious sets out to hunt Hrun the Barbarian, the Cobalt Kid, and Kent Shakespeare. It's a tough job, but some girl's gotta do it! *hee hee* Don't wait up, Thom, I'll be out late. *winks*
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Hunt away  But I have no intentions to harm, I only wish to serve
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Nope. Just can't do it. Sorry.
>Hangs head in shame<
You can never quit believiing in your dreams ... or yourself. ----- You GOTTA listen to Levi Kreis.
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As for the idea of hunting cats for fur, you face the wrath of two founders, myself and Saturn Girl. And you don't want to piss off Saturn Girl. What do cats have to do with anything?
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Miss Terious, you'll find I'm easy prey.
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I spot Kent Shakespeare, dashing space doctor & kitty n'er-do-well, and pursue him with my flight ring. From high above, I do my best impression of the 21st century Wonder Woman, and lasso him tightly with some of Grimbor's confiscated chains. Without much of a fight (strangely?), I tie him up like a Winathian moon-calf and toss him in my Legion cruiser - to be dealt with later. One pussy hunter down, two to go!
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