Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Every 10 Years Forum The statue of Thora of Taltar!

You have one, Oh, I get it, you maternal instincts are blossoming, remember those can be a weakness.

For that Thora, I will be the perfect gentleman for the time being. Let me know if there's anything I can do for you.

Well... since you brought it up...


~whispers~


Might you be able to perform that service for Thora of Taltar?

I certainly can.

<shuts door to Thora's throneroom>

We'll need a little privacy for this...

Everyone should keep in mind that Thora is the only inhabitant of Legion World with enough temerity to erect a statue in honor of herself.

Actually that isn't quite correct.

Didn't Cobalt Kid spark the whole "statue" thing when he built his own?

Thora was following in his footsteps!

I thought Cobie's statue was erected by the people of Legion World?

Glorith erected her own in imitation of Thora, though, as I recall.

Cobie might have said the people of Legion World built it, but, well... *I* certainly don't remember working on it... do you?

He meant the regular people, not important people like us!

Oh! He was talking about the peons?

I've noticed Thora's isn't pigeon-proof like Cobie's is.

"By the Gods, that statue is impressive. Look at the size of thoses baubles"

Hefting his axe, Hrun removes the diamond ear rings from the statue and places them in his pouch.

Here we go again.

Correct! It was erected months ago by the ordinary people of Legion World. You know, the citizens who are rarely seen, but are in important part here. Since the major posters here are far too important to be considered an ordinary citizen, they had no part in the erecting of the statue, although they were probably very delighted. As a legendary hero, I was honored.

Well, I could never call my adoring public 'peons', but exactly! They need their heroes!

*inserts stick of dynamite in the statue*

FIRE IN THE HOLE!

*blows statue to smithereenees *

Anyone need stone for their rockery?

I beseech the Triumvirs to erect a statue of Miss T as Infectious Lass, next. Please have the statue facing Cobalt, closely, and performing this function:

Since I am a triumvir, I veto this proposition.

I know my brothers at arms, Greybird and Eryk Davis Ester will support me.

I'm saddened that when a statue is one day erected of Miss T, which I'm sure it will be, it will have this blemish of a request as part of it's legacy...

To think, the honorable statues of Fat Cramer, Invisible Brainiac, Princess Crujectra and the rest...with a statue throwing up...

Maybe you just need some time for me to show you I'm a nice guy again, Miss T

If anyones statue deserves to have the function, surely it would be LMB Cadet Princess Pukeatcha.

Hey, I never thought of that!

*waits for someone to build a CK statue again, so he can build a vomiting statue facing it *

I could be mistaken, but I don't think I ever got a statue

And I think all the statue threads were created to give you boys the excuse to keep saying "erect" over and over again

Oh, sure, it's good enough for a graemlin but on a statue, it's a blemish.

Typical - just the Man trying to keep the graemlin down!

I'm in no rush for a Miss T statue, actually. Perhaps I just need to bump up the statues of Cramey, IB, Cru, and the rest to offer a change of pace.

I'm off to bump!

I'm sorry SoM, but you'll need a zoning permit to create a statue. In order to get one, you have to go through the office of Security to make sure that whatever area you're considering using isn't threatening to security protocol.

Then you need to get Quislet, Esq.'s permission to make sure you're working legally within the law.

Then you have to get the signed permission of all three Triumvirs to make sure that the area in question has not already been bought out by them. For instance, the entire block around the first Legendary Statue of Cobalt Kid is owned by myself. A large majority of Legion World's property is owned by the three Triuvmirs and Princess Crujectra already.

But I'm sure you can find somewhere to have a statue.

These are the protocols established after Glorith erected her statue in the middle of a cross walk for young children on their way home from school.

I wonder how much support I could rally for a revolution - A GLORIOUS REVOLUTION!