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The statue of Thora of Taltar! #651544 07/05/04 08:08 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 332 Taltar Thora OP Active OP Thora Active Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 332 Taltar Thora of Taltar brought her own so you weak little males wouldn't have to erect one. You may return to eating snack chips, watching cartoons and passing gas now. On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!

Re: The statue of Thora of Taltar! #651545 07/05/04 10:11 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... The ass is just as firm as in real life...

Re: The statue of Thora of Taltar! #651546 07/06/04 01:17 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,860 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,860 Café Cramer My initial reaction is inappropriate for this board. So is my second. So, on third thought, if you want something done, you have to do it yourself - Thora gets points for initiative. Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: The statue of Thora of Taltar! #651547 07/06/04 06:58 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,161 Future The Present is Past Future The Present is Past Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,161 Well, I'm glad she's been putting her energies to use doing something constructive! You're making progress, Thora! I've also heard rumors that Taltar is planning to move out of a matriarchal society someday soon. Your thoughts?

Re: The statue of Thora of Taltar! #651548 07/06/04 07:16 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Thora, Thora, Thora, The statue looks nice --- But I wish you had consulted with a fashion consultant before you posed for the statue. Don't be too upset, but that outfit makes you look like a man. And is that breasts on the person you are crushing under your foot? Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: The statue of Thora of Taltar! #651549 07/06/04 07:52 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,978 Newcastle upon Tyne England Faraway Lad Wanderer Faraway Lad Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,978 Newcastle upon Tyne England Quote Originally posted by Thora: Thora of Taltar brought her own so you weak little males wouldn't have to erect one. You may return to eating snack chips, watching cartoons and passing gas now. Gee thats nice of you. (take seat in front of Thora) Now when are you and Glorith going to start preparing for your prize fight? Faithfull

Re: The statue of Thora of Taltar! #651550 07/06/04 01:45 PM Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 79 Everywhere Glorith Substitute Glorith Substitute Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 79 Everywhere Thora, your little statue amuses me. Evil Has Come To Legion World

Re: The statue of Thora of Taltar! #651551 07/06/04 03:18 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,190 Penthouse atop Levitz Hall, LM... Spellbinder Wanderer Spellbinder Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,190 Penthouse atop Levitz Hall, LM... Well, at least the pidgeons now have a place to sit and... think... Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs

Re: The statue of Thora of Taltar! #651552 07/06/04 03:30 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH Time Trapper MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 I think Thora secretly longs to fit in with all us cretins. Why else does she keep coming here? Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/

Re: The statue of Thora of Taltar! #651553 07/06/04 03:32 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,644 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,644 Liberty City I should lend her my nelly cap so she can feel more cretinous!

Re: The statue of Thora of Taltar! #651554 07/06/04 03:39 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,193 The Mainframe Reboot #deleteFacebook Reboot #deleteFacebook Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,193 The Mainframe As Cobalt Kid can verify, I'm in the business of removing irritating or unslightly statues. *vapourises Thora statue* MUCH better My views are my own and do not reflect those of everyone else... and I wouldn't have it any other way. Cobalt, Reboot & iB present 21st Century Legion: Earth War .

Re: The statue of Thora of Taltar! #651555 07/06/04 04:55 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 332 Taltar Thora OP Active OP Thora Active Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 332 Taltar Typical cretinous male, destroying that which you are not intelligent enough to understand. On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!

Re: The statue of Thora of Taltar! #651556 07/06/04 05:13 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,193 The Mainframe Reboot #deleteFacebook Reboot #deleteFacebook Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,193 The Mainframe *uses giant robot hand to swat Thora into orbit* My views are my own and do not reflect those of everyone else... and I wouldn't have it any other way. Cobalt, Reboot & iB present 21st Century Legion: Earth War .

Re: The statue of Thora of Taltar! #651557 07/07/04 07:00 PM Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 79 Everywhere Glorith Substitute Glorith Substitute Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 79 Everywhere Thora your little statue looks sorta like Dudley Moore. Evil Has Come To Legion World

Re: The statue of Thora of Taltar! #651558 07/08/04 08:56 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,978 Newcastle upon Tyne England Faraway Lad Wanderer Faraway Lad Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,978 Newcastle upon Tyne England only not as nice Faithfull

Re: The statue of Thora of Taltar! #651559 07/08/04 01:04 PM Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 79 Everywhere Glorith Substitute Glorith Substitute Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 79 Everywhere Quote Originally posted by Faraway Lad: only not as nice You I like. Evil Has Come To Legion World

Re: The statue of Thora of Taltar! #651560 07/09/04 01:58 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,978 Newcastle upon Tyne England Faraway Lad Wanderer Faraway Lad Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,978 Newcastle upon Tyne England does'nt everyone? Faithfull

Re: The statue of Thora of Taltar! #651561 07/21/04 09:07 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston *posts on breas...er chest of statue*Help Wanted: Receptionist Must fit in with office decor, answer phones, greet clients, and other tasks. Position requires flexability. Apply at Quislette's Super Law Firm of Space Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: The statue of Thora of Taltar! #651562 07/22/04 01:49 PM Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 474 The Northern Wall Hrun the Barbarian Active Hrun the Barbarian Active Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 474 The Northern Wall Removes, paper. Hefts a large battle axe and removes the head of this pathetic statue. Takes out horn and drinks Bring me Mead and Meat, NOW Slave!!

Re: The statue of Thora of Taltar! #651563 08/04/04 07:13 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 332 Taltar Thora OP Active OP Thora Active Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 332 Taltar You are by far the skinniest barbarian I have ever seen. I'll only require my size "SMALL" flogging whip to deal with you. On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!

Re: The statue of Thora of Taltar! #651564 08/04/04 07:34 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley THORA vs HRUN!!!! coming soon to Pay-Per-View!!!! The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: The statue of Thora of Taltar! #651565 09/18/04 04:04 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 332 Taltar Thora OP Active OP Thora Active Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 332 Taltar Thora of Taltar did not want all you cretinous males to forget that she was considerate enough to erect her own statue so as not to interrupt your foolish male activities like inane sports viewing and constant masturbation! On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!

Re: The statue of Thora of Taltar! #651566 09/18/04 04:06 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... The latter of which can go hand in hand with viewing this statue!

Re: The statue of Thora of Taltar! #651567 09/18/04 04:13 PM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,939 The Temple OpalWitch Sorceress OpalWitch Sorceress Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,939 The Temple Eeeewwww...the truth can be messy. And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...

Re: The statue of Thora of Taltar! #651568 09/18/04 04:13 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 332 Taltar Thora OP Active OP Thora Active Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 332 Taltar Cobalt Kid, normally you would have earned a code-orange flogging for that comment. But I-- Thora of Taltar-- am attempting to display my kinder, gentler side. On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!