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Thora of Taltar brought her own so you weak little males wouldn't have to erect one. You may return to eating snack chips, watching cartoons and passing gas now.


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The ass is just as firm as in real life... wink

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My initial reaction is inappropriate for this board. So is my second.

So, on third thought, if you want something done, you have to do it yourself - Thora gets points for initiative.


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Well, I'm glad she's been putting her energies to use doing something constructive! You're making progress, Thora!

I've also heard rumors that Taltar is planning to move out of a matriarchal society someday soon. Your thoughts?

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Thora, Thora, Thora,

The statue looks nice --- But I wish you had consulted with a fashion consultant before you posed for the statue. Don't be too upset, but that outfit makes you look like a man. And is that breasts on the person you are crushing under your foot?


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Originally posted by Thora:
Thora of Taltar brought her own so you weak little males wouldn't have to erect one. You may return to eating snack chips, watching cartoons and passing gas now.
Gee thats nice of you. (take seat in front of Thora)

Now when are you and Glorith going to start preparing for your prize fight?


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Thora, your little statue amuses me.


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Well, at least the pidgeons now have a place to sit and... think...


Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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I think Thora secretly longs to fit in with all us cretins. Why else does she keep coming here?


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I should lend her my nelly cap so she can feel more cretinous!

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As Cobalt Kid can verify, I'm in the business of removing irritating or unslightly statues.

*vapourises Thora statue*

MUCH better


My views are my own and do not reflect those of everyone else... and I wouldn't have it any other way.

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Typical cretinous male, destroying that which you are not intelligent enough to understand.


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*uses giant robot hand to swat Thora into orbit*


My views are my own and do not reflect those of everyone else... and I wouldn't have it any other way.

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Thora your little statue looks sorta like Dudley Moore.


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only not as nice lol


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Originally posted by Faraway Lad:
only not as nice lol
You I like.


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does'nt everyone? frown


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*posts on breas...er chest of statue*Help Wanted: Receptionist

Must fit in with office decor, answer phones, greet clients, and other tasks.

Position requires flexability.

Apply at Quislette's Super Law Firm of Space


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Removes, paper. Hefts a large battle axe and removes the head of this pathetic statue.

Takes out horn and drinks


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You are by far the skinniest barbarian I have ever seen. I'll only require my size "SMALL" flogging whip to deal with you.


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THORA vs HRUN!!!!

coming soon to Pay-Per-View!!!!


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Thora of Taltar did not want all you cretinous males to forget that she was considerate enough to erect her own statue so as not to interrupt your foolish male activities like inane sports viewing and constant masturbation!


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The latter of which can go hand in hand with viewing this statue!

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Eeeewwww...the truth can be messy.


And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Cobalt Kid, normally you would have earned a code-orange flogging for that comment.

But I-- Thora of Taltar-- am attempting to display my kinder, gentler side.


On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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