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Originally posted by Space Ranger: Originally posted by Luna: [b] Originally posted by Space Ranger:
[b]CUT TO:
<Space Ranger sitting in his office at the Security Offices, munching on a bowl of mixed Rum Rasin and Peppermint Stick ice cream>
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Spellbinder's Illusions work so nicely at times...) Always have to have a woman do your work, and what a mean thing to do, now that Spellbinder no longer HAS THE ABILITY TO CREATE ILLUSIONS. You forced her to use her telepathy and that's difficult for the most powerful of psionic. Big jerk! [/b]
Space Ranger, you sped off while i was about to offer you a free beer - now that pisses me off...<activates amulet which transforms the Ranger into a glass of Bud....then i drink it>
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Empress, I do love you! You pulled my butt out of there at exactly the right time.) [/b]
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Space Ranger, you sped off while i was about to offer you a free beer - now that pisses me off...<activates amulet which transforms the Ranger into a glass of Bud....then i drink it>
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Re: LMB Constitutional Convention
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<Stares at LAM, who is apparently very drunk because he keeps pressing the stem of his watch, laughing Maniacly, and downing innumerable glasses of Foster's Lager.>
Aussie's, I've never been able to figure them out...
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(I think I'll go to SHAKES for a dozen foot long chili cheese and sauerkraut bratwursts with Michelob Chasers, Then LAM will understand why Daxamites rarely drink beer)
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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Re: LMB Constitutional Convention
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Should i introduce you to a very comely Talokian shadow-caster? <suggested after i push amulet which negates the effects of the Fosters Lager and am now completely sober>  
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Re: LMB Constitutional Convention
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Actually, I still have the power to cast illusions, but not very complex ones. Certainly enough to camoflague one person... not that I did, of course, since the story has gone in another direction 
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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(db slowely backs out the door)
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<walks back in for a moment, sees DB backing out>
My money's on Space Ranger DB, but I have no wish to be part of any of that now--this convention is far too important for these things to matter to me.
I did bring this rum cake though, if you want some.
<hands DB half the rum cake>
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COBALTUS!!!
DO SOMETHING ABOUT TAMPER LAD!!!
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Can I have some rum cake? It will go good with the ice cream.
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seems like you are handling him just fine, luna.
rum cake? (holds up half eaten piece in front of luna's face)
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Re: LMB Constitutional Convention
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Originally posted by Luna:
COBALTUS!!!
DO SOMETHING ABOUT TAMPER LAD!!! I'm on it beautiful, although my own idea of a way to settle it may be different than yours. But above all else, violence must not be a part of this convention...I continue to ask that you all respect that. A mind like Tamper Lad's is hard to come by, and I can only think of all the good it could do on the side of the LMB. This 'evil' nonsense is beyond him anyway--he should know its a pointless and subjective term. There are a variety of ways he can maintain his rebellous and badboy personality without being evil, and work with all of us. As for you Luna...I admire your willingness to stand up for all of us. Hopefully we'll all continue to show that courage when the need comes, as it surely will.
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Originally posted by RTVU2:
Can I have some rum cake? It will go good with the ice cream. sorry all gone (db shoves last piece in his mouth)
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<Jailbait Lass follows Cobalt with a cart full of them>
Ah Lolita, always there for me when I need you...
<hands more to Vu, DB, others...>
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Originally posted by Luna:
[b]COBALTUS!!!
DO SOMETHING ABOUT TAMPER LAD!!!
A mind like Tamper Lad's is hard to come by, and I can only think of all the good it could do on the side of the LMB. This 'evil' nonsense is beyond him anyway--he should know its a pointless and subjective term. There are a variety of ways he can maintain his rebellous and badboy personality without being evil, and work with all of us.
As for you Luna...I admire your willingness to stand up for all of us. Hopefully we'll all continue to show that courage when the need comes, as it surely will.[/b]Can I obiliterate him, no violence in that, just a puff of air?
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Hey did you pass along that card yet Luna? Like I was saying. There exists a tremendous opportunity to realise economies of both scope and scale. I think I could get the gross revenues up 11 per cent by...
ooooh I gotta go, later, don't forget to pass along that card.
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Ahhh rum cake! Cobie is great. Originally posted by disaster boy: Originally posted by RTVU2:
[b] Can I have some rum cake? It will go good with the ice cream. DB on the other hand is just a greedy little boy.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Apologies all. The Emperor Penguin just contacted me for a report on the proceedings. I informed him that most of what had been accomplished so far was introducing delegates to an aquatic habitat. He approves wholeheartedly. The Penguin Colonies of Planet Houston support delegates being pushed in the pool.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Which reminds me that I'm shocked that no one has posted this picture in the thread yet! ![[Linked Image]](http://biomesblog.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/penguin.gif)
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Originally posted by Tamper Lad:
Hey did you pass along that card yet Luna? Like I was saying. There exists a tremendous opportunity to realise economies of both scope and scale. I think I could get the gross revenues up 11 per cent by...
ooooh I gotta go, later, don't forget to pass along that card. I got your card, we are the Weird Sisters.
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Three individuals, three powerful, one united force.
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We are of a higher form, and shall deny your offer, Tamperous.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Zut alors... this united front is gonna be trouble.... <retreats slowly backwards.>
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What you need, Tamper Lad, is a whiff of Geeqousian cologne which will make you instantly attractive to all the female delegates - except to those delegates, who might be attracted to each other...*ahem*
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<Tamper Lad staggers in looking rough, unshaven and unshowered, reaking of scotch and cheap wine. Making his way to his desk he sits down with a pitcher of water and a bag of espresso beans. Alternating between chomping the beans and gulping water he rehearses his rant for the morning. After several minutes he lays his head down on his desk and awaits the opening of the session.>
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