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There's bound to be at least one casting couch in the Security Office, Quis. Perhaps we could use one of those

I'd suggest just not taking the one from my office

Hasn't that been retired to the hall of fame or confiscated as evidence or something?

We're using it to prove to Umber that she's really my child. (Long story )

Most stories involving you are long. Kinda like Saint Olaf stories... but with alot more sex

Second Cobie's nomination. KP and the Princess will excel at the given tasks.

Now, is there any more ice cream left from the ice cream social?

And why is Giant Robotic Lesbian here and not at Shakes? She really likes pools huh?

Hmmm...it's after lunch and so far we've:

1) Nominated a chair and co chair.

Having participated in a number of these, I'd say we're making great progress here!

<appears briefly seizing podium>

This process is moot. By order of the Provisional New LMB this convention is disbanded.

<returns to SUDL)

<flies back from her trist with Tamper Lad, smoothing hair casually>

All righty then... what're we doing here? Voting on something? I still have to represent my fellow fangirls, after all...

First of all, there is no new LMB.

Secondly, I understand your safety is paramount, and that is why you have left the convention floor. As Co-Chair of the convention, I would strongly urge Cobalt Kid to rescind the arrest order from which you are fleeing. In return, I would like you to grant the following concession: stop raising fictitious anti-alcohol mobs to storm the security office. In addition, I will stop pushing you into the pool. This should allo you to return to the convention. Are we agreed?

Meoooorrrrrr!!!

***Oh goodie! I was afraid that the most fun part of this show was going to be over before it really got started. Let me find a good spot to sit and watch the antics!

KP, I've ordered the Security Office to stand down on arresting Tamper Lad for the time being. I see this as much more important.

Technically, I wasn't going to allow that nonsense to take place inside of here anyway...

I have two additional conditions to rejoin the talks aside from the lifting of the outstanding warrants.

A permanant oversight commission for the Office of Security is to be established. It is a three member committee with the sole power to issue warrants. They must vote on each one before CK is enabled to go on one of his jaunts.

The commissioners are to be Luna, Caliente and a third to be named by Kid Prime.

Secondly

I am to be recognized as the delegate representing the Provisional New LMB.

No. This is too far. There are already plans afoot for the Security Office, and you will have no part in it, as you are currently under review for causing an open revolt.

I suggest you leave it alone, my friend.

When the chronicle of these days is written, Let it not be written that I did not offer a compromise.

<Yields the floor. Walks out of convention for second time in 6 hours>

Does he realize that I'm the one who chronicles these things?

Tamper, you're being obtuse. Come join us and take it down a notch. You can't expect to make demands in the first ten minutes on the threat of storming out of here.

Now come on, there's ice cream.

And please, eveyone: there is a lot more to talk about than the security office. That's just a miner detail compared to the real stuff. Let's leave it alone for a little bit. Please.

*energy-cages Tamper for the moment*

That should make this a bit more comfortable. Give him a few hours cooling-off time in there, I'd say *tosses remote to Spellbinder, as the Chair*.

Okay. I won't respond to your proposal right now then, if you're not prepared to consider any response

Bah! Reboot, you know the reason I want to postpone talks is so that I can hear your comments!

I rise with a point of privelege.

We are out of Rocky Road.

<exits convention for secure, undisclosed location>

<bets Tamper Lad has Rocky Road at his secure, undisclosed location>

<takes bet>

<returns with quart of rocky road, sits at desk, refuses to share.>

Well, you should have made that clear earlier, since my ability to leave the Mainframe (i.e. my £$%^& home internet connection) has been compromised of late by unknown factors, and I must leave this place for now. I shall discuss the matters at hand at the earliest possible opportunity.

Ha! That's another 5 ergloks Cobie owes me!