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 LMB Constitutional Convention
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As the last elected leader of the LMB, I would like to call this convention to draft a LMB constitution to establish the rule of law within the LMB in perpetuity to order!
I call on every able-bodied sentient to join us in drafting the document which will establish our society for the good of all! Lend us your legal acumen, your dashing good looks, your brains, your brawn... I call upon delegates from far and wide to help draft this, our LMB constitution!
Delegates... roll call!!!
White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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Kid Prime of Cybertron, reporting for duty!
White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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Thora of Taltar is present, to make certain that male dogs aren't the only ones making the rules around here.
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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Time Trapper
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Outdoor Miner, representing Outdoor Miner, since it's clear nobody else is going to.
Legion World's Badwill Ambassador
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Rockhopper Lad, representing the Whole Planet Houston and the avian population, is present.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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disaster boy sleepily represents "the future"
(begins filling out paperwork for his proxy)
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Phoebe, the Pleasant Grace, along with the other Weird Sisters is present to represent Avalon and the Third Race.
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Selene, the Hardcase Fury, along with the other Weird Sisters is present to represent Avalon and the Third Race.
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Luna, the Mystic Fate, along with the other Weird Sisters is present to represent Avalon and the Third Race.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Fat Cramer, from Planet Café, here to protect the rights of Legionworld's senior citizens.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Varalent, from the Variable Realm, is present.
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Cobalt Kid, hero the common people, here to represent all that is good in the world. Dashing good lucks as an extra bonus 
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BTW, a brief history:
- Early during Lardlad's term, the LMB wrote a constitution.
- Early during Lash Lad's term, Cobalt Kid and Loser Lad used the constitution as rolling papers.
- There has been no constitution since.
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Bevis aka Lucien Lad here representing a tree. See I'm not *actually* a tree, but by my graceful movements and poerful stance you can tell that I am representing one but in an artistic form. It's almost free form, expresive dance, almost acting, but all fabulous.
Also I have been in the backroom discussing serious LMBP topics and suspect some of the cigarettes being somked in theren't aren't just made of tobacco.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Unless Tamper Lad Screws it up...)
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Legionnaire!
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RTVU2 here repersenting.
Representing what I am trying to figure out, but here nevertheless.
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Joeboy here...representing the class of 05'...But Ill have to be quick as I have a 5 o'clock appointmet for a pash behind the hoverbike sheds.
Remember : It's not technically a suckerpunch if you yell ''DEFEND YOURSELF SPROCKER!'' two seconds before you let him have it.
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Tamper here ready to secure rights of the privileged mad genius caste.
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I wonder what issues we'll get to right off the bat? I know I have serious opinions on a variety of subjects, and my unique understanding of LMB history will only strengthen my arguements...
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Originally posted by Kid Prime:
Lend us your legal acumen, your dashing good looks, your brains, your brawn... Oh, so apparently none of my talents are needed? Hmph!
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Well, we might have need of someone with a nelly green hat...
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Unless Tamper Lad Screws it up...)
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Surely Clause XI: A: 24 (the Nelly Cap Clause) will raise some controversy, EDE! I guess we might even have to renumber it!
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Crujectra of Psyonia, offering my diplomatic skills and my calm, cool presence 
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Just to be sure we settle some of the easy things first, here’s the Security Office Clause which remains an important institutional part of the way things are operated. The Security Office Clause:The Security Office, which shall act to safeguard Legion World from unlawful action and malevolent intent, shall maintain a presence on Legion World at all times. Staffed by members of the LMB, it shall defer to the judgment of the acting LMB Leader, LMB Deputy Leader and general consensus of the LMB at large when direct orders are given. However, it remains its own separate entity in regards to its mission to protect Legion World. Addendum #1: Cobalt Kid shall be Chief of Security for the duration of his lifetime, and cannot be removed in anyway or form. The LMB Leader or LMB Deputy Leader has no power whatsoever in removing the Chief of Security, as he acts as one of the many checks and balances against the executive branch of the LMB. Addendum #2 (often referred to as the ‘Dark Stu Clause’): If the High Ranking Security Officers feel that the LMB Leader is not acting on his own will, or is acting against the moral character of the entity known as the LMB, they may choose to disobey direct orders from the leader, with no risk at all to their job security or safety. Addendum #3: If the Office of Security is unable to differentiate between any laws that may act against one another, it shall be up to the Chief of Security to present a written report to the LMB Leader, the Chief Magistrate to be sorted out accordingly. I figure we get the easy ones out of the way, we can get to the Real Issue or two at hand
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strange but not a stranger
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Quislet, Esq. here
*softly sings We represent the Lullaby League, The Lullaby League, The Lullaby League
And in the name of the Lullaby League,
We wish to welcome you to Munchkinland.
We represent the Lollypop Guild, The Lollypop Guild, The Lollypop Guild
And in the name of the Lollypop Guild,
We wish to welcome you to Muchkinland.
We welcome you to Munchkinland, Tra la la la la la la
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Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Could you tap your ruby slippers three times and tell me there's no place like your home, Dorothy?
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