Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Every 10 Years Forum Crujectra Administration SCANDAL!!!

Word has it that Ambassador Crujectra has divorced The Boy With Ultra Powers and married into the powerful yet financially destitute Von Poverty family!

Is it true love, or something more interesting developing? Perhaps the wedding of two powerful Legion World families in an attempt to consolidate the Crujectra power base? Mark my words, I will not rest until this romantic corruption is rooted out for all to see!

Oh, and incidentally, I have WONDERFUL administrative and people skills. Why was I not invited onto the current administration's cabinet? Whatever the case, I will work tirelessly until the public knows the TRUTH behind the Crujectra administration!

P.S. Vote Winema!

But do you have an ample bosom?

I don't believe anything not reported by THE LMB ENQUIRER.

Uh... Winema, we haven't finished putting together our cabinet yet. We've just been trying to decide which position you most deserved!

Why are you caving in so quickly EDE?? Could there be some Truth to her Hate Mongering?? I for one Can't believe THAT!!! Stand up and Fight Boy!!

What I intended to imply was that Ms. Wazzo's rash and unfounded accusations have shown that she does not have the character necessary to merit the position that we were considering offering her in our administration. Perhaps if she might retract her unfounded claims, we might find a position for her...

Well, you can have true love amid the power base. After all, Ultra was already married - so Princess would have been complicit in bigamy.

And to answer the silly and baseless accusations, Crujectra's "marriage" to TBWUP, as has been stated numerous times, was simply her highness playing a royal joke on the royal jester MLLASH. Everyone knows Ultra-Matt won his "Hook-up" poll...

Am I to understand that the Princess would have been complicit in bigamy?

That she played a royal joke on Court Jester MLLASH?

These rumblings are disturbing, to say the least. I would just like the people of Legion World to know that I will be there to make sure that this administration upholds itself with only the highest standards!

Oh, and Mr. Ester, I do appreciate your candor, dear, but I am afraid I must DEMAND my cabinet position now. SOMEONE has to hold this administration of royalists accountable to the general public!!!

Vote Winema!

Do I detect some WAFFLING going on here? Maybe some Ice Cream Covered Waffling? Where is your Spine EDE. Denounce these herisies!!!!!!!!!

HRH is depending on YOU!!!

I would respectfully suggest to Ms. Wazzo that them that lives in phantom houses should not throw stones - or she may find herself as the next LMB Enquirer feature.

From the sounds of her, I'd suggest the liquor cabinet. It sounds like she familiar with the position

I assumed this had my name all over it!!!!

I second that. I do not think our politicians should have rashes and all should know where their accusations lie!

*choke!*

Why would anyone want to play a joke on sweet little ME?

Ms. Wazzo... perhaps you need a campaign manager. I'm going to have some free time coming up....

Mr. MLLASH,

I would love to speak with you on this matter at your earliest convenience. Perhaps over cocktails on my space yacht sometime this weekend?

Vote Winema!

Ms. Wazzo, would you like me to call my salon to reserve an emergency appointment for you? Ugly politics requires beautiful hair, and the stylist and political strategist that let that photo of you be published should be fired and stuff.

(Trust me, I know. I'm the Vice President of the Fashion Club.)

Ms. Wazzo, it would be an honor to join you on your space-yacht.

We indeed have weighty matters to discuss. (I'll learn them to play a joke on sweet little ME!)

And though Quinn appears young and could learn a thing or 3 about presenting her opinions in an, ummmm diplomatic fashion (puns OH so very intended!), I would suggest that she join us. She knows a lot about walking the walk AND talking the talk.

Space cover-up in progress?

Nothing so nefarious as THAT, Cramey!

I'm just contemplating building an alliance to overthrow the wicked Crujectra/Ester regime that saw fit to play a horrible joke on sweet little me!

It's a simple revenge plot, that's all!

Really, Lashie Poo... and after I changed your diapers and everything during that unfortunate Lash Tot period

AGAIN with the Lash Tot business! *sigh* Accidentally retcon yourself into a baby and you NEVER hear the end of it....

Well... I guess after putting you through all that, I deserved to have a joke or 3 played on me...

So I respectfully withdraw my acceptance of Ms. Wazzo's invitation to her space-yacht.

Well, in all fairness, Lashie Poo, even as a tot you did things in a BIG way. Changing those diapers was no walk in the park

I do understand, dear. You do what you have to do. Sometimes it is difficult to extricate oneself from "favore" done in the past. I just want you to know that in my administration, there will be none of these under-the-table exchanges. I could see the underlying threat in the "Lashie Poo" comment.

Vote Winema!

Under the table exchanges? I would think that the diaper changing was on top of the table, that's how it's usually done. But maybe things are different on Bgtzl.