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Holy crap. Even *I* didn't notice that!

Your telling me that they just made you an advisor, they didn't tell you or give you a reason?

Pretty much. I told Gary earlier that I would help if he needed another Advisor for the MMB. Since Future moved over to Spaceopoly I guess there was an opening.

So, now I have real power...I wonder what I can do with it...

You could ban me. We all know you've been waiting for the chance to do it. So go ahead, do it, if your man enough.

Actually, I don't have that kind of juice. I think the founders are the only ones who can ban someone.

And Viv, I would never ban you. You're still my special girl!

Everybody's moving up but me. Well, I guess I am the on Legionnaire! in the posting ranks, that has to count for something.

And somehow you managed to leave me in the dust in post count. Congrats on 3100 and beyond!

Thanks, one day when I'm totally not old and gray, I will be an advisor. (all this is said with stars in her eyes)

(Donates a new relic to the Antiquities Room.)

Alt-IDs. Bring me your concerns.

Closed.

No more of that goofy Lucy Lass' bedknobs and broomsticks, thank goodness!

I'll consider renovating the place at my leisure. Perhaps I'll open talks with Pizzazz.

And now you turn your back on the alt ID community? To think, some of us trusted you!

Space Tart

(light blasts Space Tart)

Dark Tarts bug me.

Now what about talking with Pizzazz, Myriad?

Well, Pizzazz, I've been thinking. This Squid Center was the idea of two dorky men who just wanted to propagate the "legend" of their past adventures. It's never been about me or for me. Not to mention Space Ranger flaked out and left me high and dry. And, who in the heck is Lucifer Lass??? Probably CK or EDE. She's creepy and hard to work with, either way. If those boys want a Squid Center to trot their alts out and reminisce about legendary nelly caps, so be it!

And now that greedy CK and EDE have apparently bought up all the open land of LW, why should I use my private property to house one of their establishments???

Therefore, I'd like to form a business relationship with you. Let's open an establishment that we will enjoy. If anyone else digs it, coolio! And, if no one likes it but us, it's still better than feeding the egos of those small-weaponed males.

How about a theater, or a miltant base?

OH, A Fashion Magazine!

What are your ideas?

A military base *slash* playhouse IS exciting!

I'm an administrative, organizational, behind-the-scenes, occasional good idea-having planner.

You're creative, talented, and dynamic!

What is the most unique service the two of us could provide Legion World?

Yes, it will be like Playboy Models that pose nude and then pic up guns and shoot people we don't like.

I'm loving it.

But what about a service for LW?

Perhaps a beauty salon? Hair styling, nail styling, and cancer-free skin tanning.

Or a maid service - no, scratch that. I'm bored with fulfilling male fantasies for the moment.

Something else else girl power without the carnage (at least for now.)

A fashion study. We'll have the babe of LW show off what the got for nothing. Pose how ever they like in front of the camera.

A beauty salon and a fashion studio.

What would we call it?

The Woman's Empowerment Center?
-Where you can truly be a woman.

I would never get my hair done in a place called that.

What about Ladies First?

That's good, just add center or club at the end and we have perfection.

But if we are a girls club, then no men will be allowed in?

I want this to be a business and, let's face it, at least 9 out 10 Legion Worlders are men. More than that if you don't include the fake alt females.

What about Head Rush? Get your nails done, get your hair did. Cancer-free tanning and glamor shots too.